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Turns out Ewan McGregor’s not satisfied that googling “Ewan McGregor’s penis” only turns up 1,300 results. The Scotsman recently ordered such a large amount of aussieBum’s “Wonderjock” underwear—which claims to “lift and promote” the genitals—that the company was forced to run a credit check on the purchase.

AussieBum founder Sean Asby says, “We found out that Ewan McGregor was buying them only because he made such a huge order and we had to do a credit check.

“The fact these are selling so fast proves size matters to a modern man. The Wonderjocks were originally done as a bit of a joke after someone said to us,’Could you do something that makes me look a bit larger?’”

While I’ll not completely assume that McGregor’s impetus behind this order was to look “bigger” (maybe they’re comfy), I’ll say that, regardless of intentions, it’s probably a wise policy to completely avoid underwear like this. Better to be truthful about your shortcomings from the beginning than to be deceitful, disappointing and embarrassed when the underthings come off—your manhood will be questioned in more ways than one.

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May 15, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 6 Responses
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Comments (6)

No. 1 Jen says:

I thought he had a huge wang. Maybe it’s so big it’s drooping and needs some support.

I still hit it…hard.

Posted: May 15, 2007 at 4:10 pm
No. 2 Kitchy says:

Yeah, he has NO WORRIES about being embarrassed when the underthings come off.

Posted: May 15, 2007 at 4:57 pm
No. 3 kat says:

Ewan is the HOTNESS :)

Posted: May 15, 2007 at 7:40 pm
No. 4 RCDC says:

he’s full frontal naked in like a quarter of his movies. boosting the boys cant be for image, if only just because everyone already knows what he’s carrying.

Posted: May 16, 2007 at 3:21 pm
No. 5 annabelle says:

there’s nothing to worry about he’s a great actor and thats all there is to it.

Posted: Dec 8, 2007 at 11:22 pm
No. 6 annabelle says:

Ewan Mcgegor your a sexy wonderful actor and that’s all you need to know I don’t ever say anything bad about your genitals when you take your under things off you have a wonderful body and i don’t want you feeling the insercuity about your penis ever ok thats all i have to say.

Posted: Apr 26, 2008 at 5:59 pm
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