ewanmcgregor

Sometimes becoming negligibly better looking makes a person much less cool. If said person is already handsome to begin with, it's definitely not worth it. Too late now, though.

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Sep 4, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 36 Responses
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    No. 1 Kitchy says:

    Nothing but NOTHING makes Ewan less cool. Ewan is awesome.

    Do we know this is surgical removal and not retouching of the photo? Because there's a lot of photos throughout the years that don't appear show the mole but it's always been there.

    Good Lord, that man is hot.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    No. 2 evil twin says:

    Oh please. You don't know why he had the mole removed. Maybe it had pre-cancerous cells, or perhaps, *GASP*, he just wanted to have it removed. My mom had a Cindy Crawford-type mole removed after 30 years because it had become quite scary looking and not cute like it once had been. Why wouldn't he have had the one under his eye removed too, if it was purely cosmetic?

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    No. 3 Cait says:

    Ewan is the future father of my chirrints. (Don't tell the jhorts-wearer.)

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    No. 4 Kitchy says:

    Evil brings up an excellent point. Lots of people have moles removed much "later" in life for a variety of reasons.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    No. 5 April says:

    the only think that could make Ewan less cool looking is that mullet his hair is clearly threatening in that second picture. that being said, id do him anytime, any place, mullet and all

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    No. 6 evil twin says:

    It's sort of an unholy alliance of faux hawk/mullet, but still hot on him.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    No. 7 Kitchy says:

    That mullet's nothing compared to what he sported in Star Wars 2 and 3 and still looked insanely hot.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    He pulled an Enrique. Remember when he had his cuccaracha removed?

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    No. 9 evil twin says:

    Yeah, the Enrique mole turned deathly disgustin'.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    No. 10 Kitchy says:

    Never but never compare Ewan McGregor to Enrique. Gross.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    No. 11 evil twin says:

    Kitchy, let the rhythm take you over.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    No. 12 Kitchy says:

    I am not caving on this one.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    No. 13 Cait says:

    That's an unfair and in fact diabolically cruel comparison. TAKE IT BACK, Juju…just…::sob::…take it back.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    I will be your hero baby.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    No. 15 April says:

    juju - that almost physically hurts

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    No. 16 evil twin says:

    I can kiss away the pain, juju.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    No. 17 jujubees says:

    I feel like Mickey Rourke should be here along with J Love.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    No. 18 Cait says:

    No, no, you can't.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    No. 19 jujubees says:

    How about the ping pong song? I just like to say ping pong.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    No. 20 Marie says:

    No joke, I hate it when people get dissed for having moles removed. How do you know why he had it removed? I had one removed from my stomach, just so it wouldn't have a chance to become cancerous. So sue me.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    No. 21 jujubees says:

    Scary. I hate finding things on my body that weren't there before.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    No. 22 Be Adequite says:

    Would you swear,
    That you'll always be fark?
    Or would you lie?
    Would you fark and hide?
    Am I in too deep?
    Have I lost my midge?
    I don't care…
    You're here, tonight. Fark.

    I can be your midget, baby.
    I can kiss away the pain.
    I will stand by you farkever.
    You can take my fark away.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    No. 23 evil twin says:

    How dare you, Marie, you are SO not in the cool kids' club anymore.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    No. 24 jujubees says:

    I felt something deep within my nether regions as I sang this in my head.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    No. 25 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    I have nothing bad to say about Ewan McGregor…anyone who could pull off that toilet scene from "Trainspotting" as convincingly as he did, deserves the utmost respect. He makes you laugh hysterically, and sends your gag reflexes into overdrive, at the same time…now that's talent.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    No. 26 Kitchy says:

    If he really wanted it taken off for vanity's sake, why would he wait until now?

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    No. 27 evil twin says:

    Right, and why would he leave the others intact? He's a mole man from way back.

    Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head for the second time today, Be A.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    No. 28 bluejeanbaby says:

    Well, there's nothing wrong with mole removal…I've had few removed, but it seems like he had more than that done. I can't put my finger on it but something looks really different. maybe botox in his forehead??

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 11:00 pm
    No. 29 sar says:

    i can see it. looks like a nose job that went all the way up the bridge, changing the shape between his eyes as well. maybe they took out a patch of skin to have the bump taken off, and then ahd to stretch it to fit.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    No. 30 sar says:

    oh and he may be on an all-carrot diet

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 11:06 pm
    No. 31 jill says:

    I didn't bother reading the above so I'm sure there's a 90% chance this has already been said but as a nurse I have to get this out : there are medical reasons for getting moles removed people! I've complained about Cord's need to always make something into a social commentary but come on I thought knowledge of dangerous moles/removal was common. Especially with moles that size and on such a vulnerable place as the forehead.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 11:54 pm
    No. 32 heiglman says:

    I don't think that he has had anything done at all, its just that the image has been flipped so that there is a small bump on the exact opposite side in the second image, which is less noticeable due to his (and I quote sar "all-carrot diet"), besides which the pocket of his jacket is on the wrong side, the pocket should be on the left not the right side.

    Posted: Sep 5, 2007 at 5:56 am
    No. 33 gayledi says:

    Velvet Goldmine?! He's hot, great butt.

    Posted: Sep 5, 2007 at 11:09 am
    No. 34 Kitchy says:

    Not to mention hung like a rhinoceros.

    Posted: Sep 5, 2007 at 11:13 am
    No. 35 bluejeanbaby says:

    hmmm…heigl, he might not have had any "work" but i'm not sure about the image flipping… he has another mole on his left cheek in both pics.

    Posted: Sep 5, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    No. 36 sar says:

    All-Carrot Diet can be the newest diet Tomba flavor. There's no fat, that's the trick, so you mumbler to customers, 37848924738274 calories AND HEY!! ZERO FAT!

    Posted: Sep 5, 2007 at 10:10 pm
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