Anyone remember Lane Garrison? No? He’s the guy from Prison Break who was sentenced to over three years in prison after he was involved in a drunk driving crash that killed a teenager.
In a desperate effort to make sure nobody forgets him, Garrison sent a letter to Access Hollywood from prison. As you do.
Greetings and Happy New Year to you and everyone at Access Hollywood from Donovan State Prison. Never did I think I would be saying the words ???happy and prison??? in the same sentence and not be on a set. It???s pure irony coming from the show and now living the real deal. It???s surreal and mind-blowing to say the least.
Just this past Monday they let a group of inmates watch the season premiere of Prison Break. It felt like an out of body experience as I stood around a crowd of tattooed felons watching Michael Scofield try to escape ??? all of us longing to be free as well!
This has been the hardest year of my life. I hope people, young and old, are learning from my mistakes and what can happen when you drink and drive. I have much to say about the pain I???ve felt and seen inside of prison. It has been eye-opening and a harrowing experience.
Aw, poor guy. He seems to have really learned something from …. Wait, who were we talking about? We already forgot.
I’m so glad he didn’t say “sobering experience.”
I’m also happy to see the “w” in Whitney’s name, capitalised now. That had been bothering me.
Okay, I swear to GOD it was just capitalised! I’m not crazy, your honour!!!!
WHAT’S WITH THE GANG SIGN. HE’S TOUGH I’M SURE.
MAYBE HE WAS GANG BANGED ON THE SET Q< TIMES
What a douchebag. You kill a teenager and you are writing a happy new year letter to Access fucking Hollywood so that your name stays in the papers. Rot in hell.
mae you are right. I always tried to spell whitney with a lowercase, because I thought it was a style choice. Oops!
It looks like it’s been capitalized. Maybe they are having some kind of inter office battle over it? First it’s capitalized and then it’s not.
Sound like time to put Whitney or whitney and Cord in a match at the thunderdome.
My money is on w(W)hitney, she’s got sass. If she can do the neck waving, finger snapping jive, she will win by a landslide.
She’ll have to thrown in at least one, “Oh no you diii iiiint” I really want that to come bAck and it makes me miss, James.
warm wishes of vd?
so, i take it you’d prefer spending this day with paris, cooter?
oh, who am i kidding. those other skanks are just as disease ridden.
i know it’s the wrong posts. there are so many posts these days i get confused. and scared. and then i lock myself in the bathroom and i cry.
Happy Valentines Day….its all i was saying…but I had to get my name in there.
And I thought it was funny. Hmph!
i know, cooter, i was just kidding. :)
i’m bitter because valentine’s day is actually the day i found out that my boyfriend had given me hpv.
happy vd, indeed!
Thats good, cause for a second…..just a second I was truly hurt. I had the sleeping pills out….
what with the death of heath ledger and that dude from jaws, i don’t think we daughters of mr. mollygood could handle another tragedy.
put dem pillz away!
Daughters of Mr. Mollygood creeps me out. I don’t think your supposed to think your dad looks hot in his cowboy gigolo outfit.
yeah, it sort of creeped me out when i wrote it!