Out for a swim in your jeans, huh? Are you backstroking to a time when they didn’t have tailors? Geez, be “over” skinny jeans all you want, but don’t do this. You could lose your child in there.

Aug 7, 2007 · Link · 14 Responses
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Comments (14)

No. 1 celia says:

no matter what she puts on, she looks old and unattractive as shit. i used to find her quite cute but she now seems misshapen as if she has lost too much weight for her height and is now just awkwardly proportioned. plus she needs to hire a proper stylist and ban Tom from picking out her clothes! Tom must be regretting that he chose this beard from all the candidates he interviewed.

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 9:20 am
No. 2 Courtney says:

Those jeans make her look way taller than usual. Tom must be out of town. There’s no way he’d let her out in those.

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 11:34 am
No. 3 southiejpd says:

Those pants are WAY too long and wide. I miss the old Katie….before she married that wack job scientologist.

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 11:48 am
No. 4 Kitchy says:

If they fit, I might like them.

Her hair looks awful again, too.

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 11:50 am
No. 5 April says:

i do like them. i like pants that are way too big

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 12:01 pm
No. 6 evil twin says:

I like the wide leg pants, but those just give her an odd shape. I think it’s how the pockets are cut.

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 12:13 pm
No. 7 jujubees says:

Those pants are hard for anybody to pull off. Much like super high waisted pants.

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 1:12 pm
No. 8 evil twin says:

The high-waist pants I just won’t do. They give even the flattest abs a poochy appearance.

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 1:19 pm
No. 9 jujubees says:

And unless you have a long torso you just look like spongebob square pants. And not in a good way. If there is even a good way to look square?

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 1:59 pm
No. 10 evil twin says:

Spongebob is the hotness though. I watch that show even when the kids aren’t around.

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 2:20 pm
No. 11 jujubees says:

That’s why I had kids. Now I can blame everything on them. That cokes not mine, it belongs to my 2 year old. He’s a crack head, whatn can I say?

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 2:29 pm
No. 12 evil twin says:

Yeah, and my kids think the Cheetos in the pantry are for them. Ha!

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 2:54 pm
No. 13 Kait says:

Why is she always dressed in black nowadays? Is that a Satanic Scientology thing? Even the kid wears black outfits.

Posted: Aug 7, 2007 at 10:50 pm
No. 14 sydenhamjules says:

If you want a laugh at the cruises, check out star stories on YouTube - it’s a Brit comedy program, kind of an unauthorised biography show. This one is titled The story of Tom Cruise, or how scientology is in no way completely mental…

Posted: Aug 8, 2007 at 6:05 pm
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