Skinny Jeans Can't Stop, Won't Stop

Last time we spoke of maternity wear we called a couple gowns “unappealing”, which we didn’t think was a big deal. How wrong we were, as commenters grew amazingly pouty. They were insulted and insulting, one person even called us Neanderthals. (What? Why?)

We’re putting up these adorable pictures as evidence to the fact that we don’t dislike clothes for pregnant women, we just dislike ugly frocks for pregnant women. Elf boots on swollen feet, on the other hand!


Dec 26, 2007 · Link · 23 Responses
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Comments (23)

No. 1 cerebratious says:

You’re still neanderthals… of preciousness.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 1:07 pm
No. 2 jujubees says:

I still stand by everything I said. But will concur and affirm that those shoes are hideous. Pregnant or not, those shoes should be killed in the face.

Plus, those pants don’t look all that great for sitting. Just walking around with your fierce face.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 1:09 pm
No. 3 SeriousStyle says:

She hasn’t gained shit for weight.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 1:09 pm
No. 4 deimos says:

it’s so cute when you use the word “frock”.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 1:36 pm
No. 5 Sugar Magnolia says:

I just knew she’d be one of those cute pregnant ladies. I didn’t look that good BEFORE I got pregnant.

Life is just not fair.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 1:59 pm
No. 6 anonymous says:

I think pregnant women are just beautiful no matter what; but better when they wear simple, non-fussy clothing. Maybe her feet are so swollen that these boots are now the only comfortable thing she has to wear.

Every womans’ body responds differently to pregnancy. Some gain weight all over; face to feet. Some only gain weight in the mid-section. Others, ballon in their hips and legs only; but they’re all beautiful regardless. Imagine being the conduit for a new life to come into the world. God is truly amazing.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 2:03 pm
No. 7 Sugar Magnolia says:

God is truly amazing but she has a lousy sense of humor when it comes to my pregnant body.

I believe that if you’re only 4 months pregnant and someone says, “Wow! You must be ready to go at any minute.” you should be legally allowed to bludgeon them to death.

True story.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 2:11 pm
No. 8 jujubees says:

That should be legal. And you should also be allowed to smack people in the face with a skillet for rubbing your belly. Especially if they are strangers.

I don’t know you. Why are you rubbing all over my uterus. You need to either be the person that caused that shit to happen of have the appropriate medical degree to rub that. I’m not a friggin genie, bitches.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 2:20 pm
No. 9 janice says:

On the contrary. When I am pregnant and my belly is rubbed, a genie will pop out and grant you 3 wishes. He will be a little ugly, slimy, wrinkly genie, but you won’t care when he’s ending world hunger. Pregnancy is magical.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 2:57 pm
No. 10 GiGi says:

Halle’s in her 6month not 8 th regardless of her size, must be the fertility drugs, she’s due in March not Jan or Feb.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 3:14 pm
No. 11 jujubees says:

And by magical you mean, bitchy, hungry, and, I HATE YOU ALL! Becuase that’s how magical it was for me.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 3:54 pm
No. 12 Alicia says:

pregnancy is beautiful for the two people involved, other than that, pregnancy is weird and gross. A baby is essentially a parasite feeding off of you until your body says get this shit out of me because if it stays in any longer, it’ll kill me. Mind you, I’ll be ecstatic when I get my own personal parasite eventually, but until then, I can’t stand seeing naked pregnant stomachs nor do I think it is beautiful.

I think Halle Berry looks lovely though. She’s dressed like a normal woman who just happens to be preggo.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 4:27 pm
No. 13 Alicia says:

except for the boots. The boots are hideous.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 4:38 pm
No. 14 someone says:

I didn’t know she was eight months pregnant, I thought she was only six…

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 4:47 pm
No. 15 Marie says:

I’m in a hurry, but I feel compelled to weigh in. So, a few thoughts –
Boots: Awful
Skinny Jeans: Always awful, but she wears them better than most, even pregnant (defying all logic)
Overall: Gorgeous, as usual, and I’d much rather see this than Christina Aguilera’s nasty orange stomach glowing at me from inside my mailbox. I’m all for being proud of a pregnant belly, but Xtina just can’t pull off classy, and she especially can’t pull it off naked and pregnant.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 5:40 pm
No. 16 SweetXmas says:

There goes the dream bod. Hopefully, she’ll fare better than J-LO. Twins will kill her bod, plus, they’ll have their ugly father’s face.

Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 6:59 am
No. 17 George says:

She is more beautiful than she was before the pregnancy. I didn’t think she could be, but she is.

Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 12:31 pm
No. 18 LoLo says:

I find nothing beautiful about pregnancy. Blech.

Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 12:32 pm
No. 19 Nicole says:

Her shoes aren’t even that bad! She looks good to be 6 months pregnant. I hope to look that good at 6 months when i’m pregnant.

Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 1:18 pm
No. 20 Kathryn says:

What an absolutely cool thing for a guy to say! Wow George I think I am in love with you!!!!! If you look like Halle’s man let’s get busy baby!

Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 4:26 pm
No. 21 Anon says:

Halle’s Body should actually be even better after her pregnancy. She’s naturaly thin, so she shouldn’t have any problem bouncing right back to her “dream body”. I know some women hate to hear that but it’s true. Also, she looks better pregnant then most woman that aren’t even pregnant, thats insane!

Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 5:50 pm
No. 22 Anon says:

…Oh, yeah and the boots aren’t that bad. Its not that serious.

Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 5:51 pm
No. 23 Uncle Fester says:

How absurd that people expect women to look good pregnant. I can understand the attempt to wear fashions that don’t make it worse, but there’s no way a woman is going to look good pregnant. There’s nothing about a huge mid-section that says sexy.

But pregnancy is normal and human - that’s what pregnancy looks like. it looks normal and human. You can’t dress it up.

And, yeah, I’ve hated frocks my entire life too, even as a child I hated frocks and moo-moos, those are for the lazy.

Posted: Dec 28, 2007 at 12:04 am
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