If you like to wear garbage that literally looks to be a bag of garbage, just start wearing Hefty Cinch Saks. You’ll save a lot of money and – who knows? – it may start a trend that, for once, lets the hobos feel cool.


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Comments (38)

No. 1 Kitchy says:

“it may start a trend that, for once, lets the hobos feel cool.”

See? Silverman is a trendsetter after all.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:20 pm
No. 2 LisaNo.1 says:

Futuristic pocohontas is just so NOW, Cord. Don’t be so gauche.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:22 pm
No. 3 jujubees says:

That outfit reminds me of what I thought was a super cute roller skating dress I had. Couples skate, anyone?

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:24 pm
No. 4 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

The only 2 things wrong with that outfit are:
1.She needs a better bra.
2.She needs some killer shoes. Those shoes are way too lame to carry that dress. In fact, I think she should let me borrow that dress so I can experiment with my shoe collection.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:27 pm
No. 5 LisaNo.1 says:

BBB: dont forget the head jewlery, hair and hose. Some seamed hose and Heather from Rock of Love hair. Excellence.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:32 pm
No. 6 Kitchy says:

I loved how the other girl kept talking about Heather’s hair. Why can I not remember the other girl’s name?? The one who won. Anyway.

“I’m surprised you showed up.”
“Fuck off, Heather.”

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:33 pm
No. 7 LisaNo.1 says:

eeeeeh heh eheh heheh heheh. On D-listed yesterday they have a timeline of Heather’s hair from each elimination. Brilliance!

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:36 pm
No. 8 Kitchy says:

I also loved how quickly Brett went from being Heather’s true love to being that fucking asshole who dicked her over and ruined her life.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:38 pm
No. 9 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Ok. I googled her. She has “crispy” hair.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:38 pm
No. 10 Kitchy says:

She looked a lot like Alexis Arquette did in the Wedding Singer, only not as feminine.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:41 pm
No. 11 Be Adequite says:

I just cannot get excited about Rosario. Sorry. Meh.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:43 pm
No. 12 LisaNo.1 says:

Totes, and now she is complaining they edited it to make her look like a heartless bitch. I did loooove how Jes called her a “hungry stripper.” Re: turducken and getting drunk. That is so the way to do it, you’se so smaht!

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:43 pm
No. 13 Kitchy says:

I miss Rodeo.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:44 pm
No. 14 jujubees says:

Jess. I’m sure someone else has answered since I read this 10 minutes ago.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:55 pm
No. 15 jujubees says:

Heather could eat like nobody’s business. She could probably take down a tudurken in 10 minutes.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:00 pm
No. 16 Kitchy says:

I assume Jess is the answer to the name of the girl who won.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:02 pm
No. 17 Kitchy says:

I thought she was really pretty, but I hated how they did her hair for “formal” stuff like the official “Will you stay in the house and rock my world” meetings.

I’d love to be able to make my hair white and fuschia. I’d look mondo stupid though.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:02 pm
No. 18 jujubees says:

I wish I could rock the streaks too. It just kills my hair when I strip the color. Nothing like some straw hair for a man to run his fingers through.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:10 pm
No. 19 LisaNo.1 says:

Get some Redkin All Soft HEavy Cream. When I went platinum from dyed black (my hair was short, so it wasn’t too bad) that stuff made it not completely straw like.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:13 pm
No. 20 Kitchy says:

She rocked it a lot better than Lacy, that’s for damn sure. Lacy looked like I would - a woman past her prime trying to look 24.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:15 pm
No. 21 LisaNo.1 says:

Laci looked like a Troll doll. A possessed Troll Doll.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:18 pm
No. 22 evil twin says:

Lacy gave me nightmares. True story. How much do you want to bet that Jess already dumped Bret when she finally found out what wasn’t under the bandana and he is chasing Heather down the street?

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:25 pm
No. 23 jujubees says:

Lacy was the bad seed. She’s the kind of adult that makes you think twice about reproducing.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:26 pm
No. 24 LisaNo.1 says:

I wonder if Heather will get the “Bret” tatooed over to “Regret”?

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:26 pm
No. 25 evil twin says:

If only she were that smart, but I doubt it. She’ll probably try to turn it into, “Brew.”

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:28 pm
No. 26 LisaNo.1 says:

Lacey was so delusional! She would be all, “these girls are bitches, trying to gang up on me and kick me out of the house. Quite frankly it is about who is the best match for Bret, not all these silly little games. But I am totally scheming and have set my eyes on (insert name here) and I am going to get her kicked out. It is part of my strategy. They just don’t realize not to mess with me.”

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:30 pm
No. 27 LisaNo.1 says:

ET: since she was the hungy hooker, what about Bread?

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:30 pm
No. 28 evil twin says:

Is it just me, or was Bret even at his advanced age of who knows what prettier than Heather?

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:36 pm
No. 29 LisaNo.1 says:

I think that is whey he liked heather. That or he really like post-apocalyptic movies. She could have easily been in Beyond Thunderdome.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:43 pm
No. 30 LisaNo.1 says: Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:45 pm
No. 31 jujubees says:

I think those multiple layers of pancake make up will save her from any apocolyptic blasts. Too bad her head will explode from the aquanet. Didn’t you almost have it all, hungry stripper.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:46 pm
No. 32 parissucksliterally says:

I don’t even watch this show, or know this woman, but it sounds from your comments, her tattoo should be changed to “Brat”.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 9:54 pm
No. 33 jujubees says:

She should change it to, Best

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 10:28 pm
No. 34 Kitchy says:

Juju, that is by far the best comment on this site. Ever.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 10:31 pm
No. 35 jujubees says:

But will it get me a commie next week?

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 9:13 am
No. 36 evil twin says:

No, something completely obscure will get a Commie. Isn’t that how it works?

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 9:17 am
No. 37 April says:

or something that makes et sound 3 likes a stupid.

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 9:24 am
No. 38 jujubees says:

Or if the comment refers to how hot he was as a women. He’s just like Beyonce.

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 9:33 am
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