If you like to wear garbage that literally looks to be a bag of garbage, just start wearing Hefty Cinch Saks. You’ll save a lot of money and – who knows? – it may start a trend that, for once, lets the hobos feel cool.
“it may start a trend that, for once, lets the hobos feel cool.”
See? Silverman is a trendsetter after all.
Futuristic pocohontas is just so NOW, Cord. Don’t be so gauche.
That outfit reminds me of what I thought was a super cute roller skating dress I had. Couples skate, anyone?
The only 2 things wrong with that outfit are:
1.She needs a better bra.
2.She needs some killer shoes. Those shoes are way too lame to carry that dress. In fact, I think she should let me borrow that dress so I can experiment with my shoe collection.
BBB: dont forget the head jewlery, hair and hose. Some seamed hose and Heather from Rock of Love hair. Excellence.
I loved how the other girl kept talking about Heather’s hair. Why can I not remember the other girl’s name?? The one who won. Anyway.
“I’m surprised you showed up.”
“Fuck off, Heather.”
eeeeeh heh eheh heheh heheh. On D-listed yesterday they have a timeline of Heather’s hair from each elimination. Brilliance!
I also loved how quickly Brett went from being Heather’s true love to being that fucking asshole who dicked her over and ruined her life.
Ok. I googled her. She has “crispy” hair.
She looked a lot like Alexis Arquette did in the Wedding Singer, only not as feminine.
I just cannot get excited about Rosario. Sorry. Meh.
Totes, and now she is complaining they edited it to make her look like a heartless bitch. I did loooove how Jes called her a “hungry stripper.” Re: turducken and getting drunk. That is so the way to do it, you’se so smaht!
I miss Rodeo.
Jess. I’m sure someone else has answered since I read this 10 minutes ago.
Heather could eat like nobody’s business. She could probably take down a tudurken in 10 minutes.
I assume Jess is the answer to the name of the girl who won.
I thought she was really pretty, but I hated how they did her hair for “formal” stuff like the official “Will you stay in the house and rock my world” meetings.
I’d love to be able to make my hair white and fuschia. I’d look mondo stupid though.
I wish I could rock the streaks too. It just kills my hair when I strip the color. Nothing like some straw hair for a man to run his fingers through.
Get some Redkin All Soft HEavy Cream. When I went platinum from dyed black (my hair was short, so it wasn’t too bad) that stuff made it not completely straw like.
She rocked it a lot better than Lacy, that’s for damn sure. Lacy looked like I would - a woman past her prime trying to look 24.
Laci looked like a Troll doll. A possessed Troll Doll.
Lacy gave me nightmares. True story. How much do you want to bet that Jess already dumped Bret when she finally found out what wasn’t under the bandana and he is chasing Heather down the street?
Lacy was the bad seed. She’s the kind of adult that makes you think twice about reproducing.
I wonder if Heather will get the “Bret” tatooed over to “Regret”?
If only she were that smart, but I doubt it. She’ll probably try to turn it into, “Brew.”
Lacey was so delusional! She would be all, “these girls are bitches, trying to gang up on me and kick me out of the house. Quite frankly it is about who is the best match for Bret, not all these silly little games. But I am totally scheming and have set my eyes on (insert name here) and I am going to get her kicked out. It is part of my strategy. They just don’t realize not to mess with me.”
ET: since she was the hungy hooker, what about Bread?
Is it just me, or was Bret even at his advanced age of who knows what prettier than Heather?
I think that is whey he liked heather. That or he really like post-apocalyptic movies. She could have easily been in Beyond Thunderdome.
I think those multiple layers of pancake make up will save her from any apocolyptic blasts. Too bad her head will explode from the aquanet. Didn’t you almost have it all, hungry stripper.
I don’t even watch this show, or know this woman, but it sounds from your comments, her tattoo should be changed to “Brat”.
Juju, that is by far the best comment on this site. Ever.
No, something completely obscure will get a Commie. Isn’t that how it works?
or something that makes et sound 3 likes a stupid.
Or if the comment refers to how hot he was as a women. He’s just like Beyonce.