Last evening, at some vainglorious fashion gala, Kate Moss, a woman whose job it’s been for over a decade to wear nice clothes, mutilated her gown beyond repair, forcing her to reimagine the thing as a shredded miniskirt. Awesome, no? I have yet to see a better contretemps that speaks to almost every problem with high fashion.
What the hell, did they have a cage fight?
If she wasn’t so fat, she wouldn’t have split the dress. Geez, what a pig.
Don’t make Kate angry. You wouldn’t like Kate when she angry.
Is that rag from her TopShop collection? And why are her nips lopsided?
It figures, she always slouches.
From top shelf to nasty old rag in record time!
Ummm….maybe it’s a vintage dress with severe dry rot?
My guess is that it was her razor sharp knees and shoulder blades that did the damage.
dude expensive clothes made with silk tend to be sewed shitaitiously. i’ve ruined silk skirts and tops before too. no big deal
Kate ate a peanut.
Now that I am looking at it on my giant work monitor it does look like it might have been restored vintage. I hope if it was it wasn’t vintage couture on loan. She might have to cut into her coke budget to pay for it.
you ninnies- the dress is vintage Christian Dior silk, that’s why it ripped. (that and the fact C Love was trying so hard not to let here eyes go AWOL she trod on it). And who said C-Love was hot!? She looks like an overbaked Tori Spelling, ferchrissakes!
Hey, we’ve graduated from hags to ninnies! Woot!
mjsix, yeah I just read that. the sad thing is that her reputation is such that people (me included) automatically think that she probably got messed up and rolled around on the pavement. we can’t be held responsible for the fact that she behaved decently for once.
oh, she was messed up alright. *cough* K-hole *cough*
I bid your k-hole a, gesundheit.