Last evening, at some vainglorious fashion gala, Kate Moss, a woman whose job it’s been for over a decade to wear nice clothes, mutilated her gown beyond repair, forcing her to reimagine the thing as a shredded miniskirt. Awesome, no? I have yet to see a better contretemps that speaks to almost every problem with high fashion.

After the jump, the gown before the storm.


Sep 19, 2007 · Link · 17 Responses
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Comments (17)

No. 1 sar says:

Still, she makes a lovely space bridesmaid.

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 3:21 pm
No. 2 jujubees says:

What the hell, did they have a cage fight?

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 3:24 pm
No. 3 evil twin says:

If she wasn’t so fat, she wouldn’t have split the dress. Geez, what a pig.

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 3:37 pm
No. 4 jujubees says:

Don’t make Kate angry. You wouldn’t like Kate when she angry.

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 3:39 pm
No. 5 skinny fat says:

Is that rag from her TopShop collection? And why are her nips lopsided?

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 4:10 pm
No. 6 sar says:

The right breast is the Mary-Kate.

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 4:13 pm
No. 7 jujubees says:

It figures, she always slouches.

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 4:21 pm
No. 8 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

From top shelf to nasty old rag in record time!
Ummm….maybe it’s a vintage dress with severe dry rot?

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 4:46 pm
No. 9 Lily the Pink says:

My guess is that it was her razor sharp knees and shoulder blades that did the damage.

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 6:08 pm
No. 10 lanaconga says:

dude expensive clothes made with silk tend to be sewed shitaitiously. i’ve ruined silk skirts and tops before too. no big deal

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 6:32 pm
No. 11 kathiez says:

Kate ate a peanut.

Posted: Sep 19, 2007 at 9:59 pm
No. 12 Lily the Pink says:

Now that I am looking at it on my giant work monitor it does look like it might have been restored vintage. I hope if it was it wasn’t vintage couture on loan. She might have to cut into her coke budget to pay for it.

Posted: Sep 20, 2007 at 8:50 am
No. 13 mjsix says:

you ninnies- the dress is vintage Christian Dior silk, that’s why it ripped. (that and the fact C Love was trying so hard not to let here eyes go AWOL she trod on it). And who said C-Love was hot!? She looks like an overbaked Tori Spelling, ferchrissakes!

Posted: Sep 20, 2007 at 8:55 am
No. 14 evil twin says:

Hey, we’ve graduated from hags to ninnies! Woot!

Posted: Sep 20, 2007 at 8:58 am
No. 15 Lily the Pink says:

mjsix, yeah I just read that. the sad thing is that her reputation is such that people (me included) automatically think that she probably got messed up and rolled around on the pavement. we can’t be held responsible for the fact that she behaved decently for once.

Posted: Sep 20, 2007 at 9:00 am
No. 16 mjsix says:

oh, she was messed up alright. *cough* K-hole *cough*

Posted: Sep 20, 2007 at 9:05 am
No. 17 jujubees says:

I bid your k-hole a, gesundheit.

Posted: Sep 20, 2007 at 9:13 am
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