The Better to Stump You With

It was our understanding that one wore either clear, corrective lenses or sunglasses. But, as usual, the fashionistas have defied our logic, proffering to the world a dizzying pair of half-clear, half-darkened eye-things. They look almost dangerous, but perhaps that’s the point. Do you get it? We’re tired of thinking about it.


Oct 18, 2007 · Link · 31 Responses
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Comments (31)

No. 1 S a v v y Me says:

How very Willy Wonka.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:11 am
No. 2 Sugar Magnolia says:

Maybe they’re like that so she can read thro… oh wait. Never mind.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:16 am
No. 3 jujubees says:

Finally, Mr. Magoo becomes the fashion icon he was meant to be. He was truly excited to hear about this. He told me so as he was leaving the men’s bathroom. True story.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:18 am
No. 4 janice says:

So, you’re telling me when I wear my hoodie and carry my pillow with me I’m a fashionista? Sweet… I just thought I was lazy and looking for my bed.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:22 am
No. 5 S a v v y Me says:

Did anyone ever watch the Fashionista Diaries???

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:25 am
No. 6 jujubees says:

It only counts if you have on glasses half the size of your head. Otherwise, your just a lazy ass.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:25 am
No. 7 janice says:

Damnit. My glasses are hideously average-sized.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:27 am
No. 8 jujubees says:

Oh, savvy, I love Bridget. I would talk like her just for fun. Heeeeeyyyyyy guuuyyysss, hmmm hmm hmm, loook at my prada box pouch. Do you loooooooooove eeeet? hmmm hmmm hmmm. (that’s my Bridget laugh)

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:28 am
No. 9 jujubees says:

Judgement is in. Janice is a lazy ass. Maybe if you tried wearing the pillowcase as a kicky shift and cinched it with a shoelace, FASHION!

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:31 am
No. 10 jujubees says:

PS, who watched ANTM?

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:32 am
No. 11 jujubees says:

Look at me talking to myself. That’s fine. I’m ok with it, don’t worry about me.

Does anybody else notice how when Mr. J is over your he just say’s, “Last Frame.”?

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:34 am
No. 12 yourmom says:

I certainly did. Ebony is J-E-A-L-O-U-S. It’s not Lisa’s fault that she’s a sick exotic dancer and can model. The girl is fierce.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:35 am
No. 13 janice says:

Screw it. Embrace it. SO WHAT!!

ANTM, of course. Who’s your pony? Which one for the win? Any guesses?

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:36 am
No. 14 S a v v y Me says:

Me too!! Bridget had a dialect all her own. I must say Tina was my favorite. And Rachel. They were quality girls.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:37 am
No. 15 LisaNo.1 says:

ANTM! I totes thought that - ((((SPOILER))) that the fake plus sized model should have gotten the boot. Or the GUTTE! She reaaaaaaly sucked this week, worse than you know who. My guess is her face photographs like a dream or something.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:41 am
No. 16 jujubees says:

Yes, but I could only do a half assed Rachel.

I can’t decide who I’m putting my money on yet. It’s hard right now. Some of them are pretty good but nobody has a really interesting personality. I often forget their names.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:41 am
No. 17 jujubees says:

Can I vote for Benny? HE’s going to sneak up and knock all those ho’s out.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:42 am
No. 18 yourmom says:

I’m going to pick Chantal. Don’t they have to have a white girl win every other “cycle” to keep their sponsors? And since Jaslene was last “cycle”’s winner, I have to go with the pretty blond girl.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:43 am
No. 19 janice says:

Me too. I’m leaning towards Lisa cause she’s stripperific and that makes her high fashion, but I like Heather cause she makes me feel so slick and well-coordinated.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:43 am
No. 20 S a v v y Me says:

Definitely watched ANTM. I don’t like Lisa but when you pile on the makeup she looks pretty good. I’m really liking Chantal too. And Juju I noticed that (last frame) too. Any predictions for top three?

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:45 am
No. 21 LisaNo.1 says:

House of Ninja forever! Of course I love my girl Lisa (big ups), but I think Ebony will be up there. She takes great pictures, is progressing “emotionally,” and hell, they love those she-was-mean-but-we-made-her-a-better-person winners. Or Heather, becuase she is all disabled and stuff. If she can learn to take a picture from the front.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:46 am
No. 22 S a v v y Me says:

I’m thinking Ebony, Lisa, Chantal and Heather will get pretty far. Whats with the girl who comes to panel looking like she’s strung out but then takes gorgeous pictures? Bleachy blond…weird teeth… I dont remember her name. Oh and Sarah (the plus size) has got to go.

PS- Does anyone else hate seeing Jaslene’s picture ALL over the house this year?

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:51 am
No. 23 LisaNo.1 says:

Hasween? I hate her Covergirl spots worse than anything. I mean Dani was on last night’s episode, and she clearly had worked on her voice quality and diction (they were all over her ass during her cycle). I don’t know why Jaslene doesn’t do somthing. Fourfour says she sounds as if she were deaf - that is pretty accurate.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:54 am
No. 24 janice says:

Savvy, the girl’s name is Jenah, I think. She looks like she just crawled out of my drain.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:54 am
No. 25 jujubees says:

I like Heather, she’ll make it to at least the last 3 or 4.

I don’t like Lisa but she’ll make it close to the end. I think she’ll crack. She listens to the other girls too much. She should get all Naomi and put a phone in some one’s ear. That’ll take care of that.

I forget the stringy haired girl every week too. She’ll be gone soon. Chantal, hmm, I like her but she’s the, “relying on pretty”, girl. I don’t think Sara will be around too much longer either.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:56 am
No. 26 S a v v y Me says:

Yea, Lisa, those CG spots are horrendous. (And Dani did look and sound great.) I still don’t see the appeal of Draglene. She is beyond thin- to the point of gross. If anyone should be crying because no one like’s them it should be her.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 10:58 am
No. 27 janice says:

Lots of people like Jaslene. Tranny-chasers, I believe they are called, by some.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:00 am
No. 28 jujubees says:

HEEloo IS JASlene. I AM a Cover girl now. Her voice kills me. It’s up and it’s down and it’s up and then my ears bleed.

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:05 am
No. 29 kellygrrrl says:

Cacklin’ My Ass Off at Sugar Magnolia

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 6:41 pm
No. 30 Try to keep up! says:

These sunglasses are designed by Chanel and Nicole Richie has been photographed wearing them for about 3 months now. Try to keep up!

Posted: Oct 19, 2007 at 1:04 am
No. 31 Mammoth says:

I am SO OVER this skank

Posted: Oct 19, 2007 at 1:57 am
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