2 hobos and my accountant, FASHION! I confess I love Mrs. Goldenballs outfit and I can't help but love Courtney and her balls out, I'm crazy, so what, attitude.

And Heath, please shave your Barbie hair short. It's not like Paris' Barbie hair. It's like my Barbie who's hair I set on fire that meltded.

Wha…??

I love Stipey. LOVE HIM.

Is that the new model for the up and coming Victoria's Secret "Crackhead Angels" line?

I still have an orange crush on Mike.

hey juj- isnt hatt a sign of a socio path?

Yikes! Yeesh! Yawn!

Did you do anything fun for your b-day, seyour?

I got drunk and went bowling. Then ate chocolate and danced then fell asleep. I think there are more shenanigans planned for the rest of the week. The best present was finishing school. If Bunnieballs has Best'd me that would have been amazing and I'd have passed out from the joy and birthday's would have been ruined forever so maybe it's Best,
he didn't.

I'm sending you all virtual cake. And a celebratory shot of Tom-ba.

i lived in athens, ga for years. micheal stipe would often lurk around town wearing these ridiculously oversized hats, and absolutely refuse to talk to anyone he didn't already know. unless they were young, pretty boys. then he'd have them over to his house for little parties, lots of alcohol, and large amounts of body glitter.
no shit.
athens, surprisingly, probably per-capita has more obnoxiously dressed, idiotic hipsters than new york.

indoc - i've heard similar things from georgians - not about young boys? - but about stipe acting completely stoned off his behind all the time. i guess the man was really born a rock star. it's genetic. maybe he actually just sweats glitter.

seyour - he says it best when he says nothing at all.

off topic…. who is this new andrew person in the mollygod creds on the nav bar?

I think he is over at Queerty, primarily, but jump in and correct me, Bun.

Bun is in the dutch oven and cannot come to the phone.

Speaking of dutch, pass that dutchie over here, would you?

bum billy billy billy bum

Does he offer the boys any Jesus Juice?

April, I don't understand why you would think that. DIdn't everybody melt their Barbie heads in their Holly Hobby Easy Bake Oven?

Aww, poor Heath looks beat. Let me take you home, hun, and we'll turn that frown upside down.

Psssst, wash his hair too. Maybe a little exfoliating too.

How many bodies do you think Vincent Gallo is hiding in his basement?

At least 3. He doesn't even know where he's at.

Those three reek of effort… among other things i'm sure.