Omg… I couldn't tell the difference between the men and the women some of the time. What the hell are these crackheaded snobs thinking?

Holy Crap on a Cracker!! I'm sorry. I just don't get it.

And Whitney, how exactly does one go about picking her least favorite outfit in that bunch? That's like asking who's a worse actress: Paris Hilton or Britney Spears? Because there really is no wrong answer - or right one.

So are you implying that I shouldn't get that outfit for my husband for Christmas like I was planning?

Where the fark do these designers get their inspiration? A lot of those seemed like they could've been from Dune.

Did anyone else see Wednesday Addams?

:Do you know what inspires me? The outright trivializing of native American culture.

:Oh really? I do more of the 'pedophile's dream' look but for grown men.

:Neither of you knows anything about fashion. It's like I always say, "Dress a window; dress a woman."

FIN
(smears off trendy face paint)

(ps, random, but i found another dollar store celebrity item…http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2008/08/dollar-bin-finally-famous.html)

oh somebody kill me.

Manorexia. Man oh manorexia.

Sorry, you guys. I can't find my funny anywhere. I really hope I didn't leave it at the movies today, 'cause they never give you your shit back.

I'll never get my sixteen bucks back for the effing "Clone Wars," either.

Oh that poor model in the banner pic. You can practically see the ghost of swirlies-past on his head.

OK, thats just not going to work for me. Skirts make my hips look way too big.

You can go to Target and get a perfectly nice t-shirt for 9.99…or you can go to a fashion show and spend $25K looking like a total fuck-tard. Maybe I should go in to fashion…it seems you don't need any skill but can charge a flipping fortune for garbage.

My fave was House of Holland. Totally wearable! Pfffff. Why do all of John Galliano's male(ish) models look like murderers?