Woa there Kanye, don't get pissed at your Mac…

She's put on some pounds, but I mean come on! She was a skeleton before. She's still hot.

Where has the love for Tim Gunn gone?

GUNN!!

Is it me, or has Cord become much angrier and prone tirades since moving to NY? Come back to SoCal and chill out, dude. Karolina Whatever-her-name chose to be in an industry that attacks her back "fat". And you know fashion isn't stupid… Come on, now. I've seen the way you dress. You're quite the hipster, and I like your style. Or is style and fashion different? I don't really know these things… Regardless, you should take a little vacay. Come out to Malibu this weekend and watch the Paps vs. Surfer war with me. I'll have beer…

AMEN! CORD, you rock. Fashion is stoopid! Thank you.

That's why I wear a jumpsuit everyday.

Sweet. Is it one of those silver lame jumpsuits. I always imagined in the year 2000 I was going to get one along with my flying car.

I think he means the fashion *industry* is stupid. He even commended people for having good taste in clothing in earlier posts. He kind of has a Street Carnage vibe when it comes to his taste in style. That's a very good thing.

I think I love you Cord.

I love clothes, but the fashion industry takes itself too seriously to the point where it's completely unhealthy.

We ARE on a gossip site, right???

I don't think fashion is the stupidest thing in the world, it's close but I'm guessing Scientology is most definitely the stupidest.

I have no love for the fashion industry, but I have to say, she looks a little sloppy in the context of what her job is. She gets paid an exorbitant amount of money to look a certain way, so it wouldn't kill her (well actually, it might kill her depending on her caloric intake)to haul up the old olympic bar and do a few squats.

Go ahead, let me have it. =)

Apparently Brazilian model Ana Carolina Reston's death from anorexia was all for naught; nothing has changed in the fashion industry or in our culture.

Sure, she chose to be a model. But we are complicit in the spread of self-hatred and eating disorders if we accept that this sort of crap is okay to say about anyone.

Gee… I wish I had her amount of cellulite and back fat… That's called looking normal.

Kate- actually, that's called being genetically blessed, with just a whiff of anorexia to boot :-(

She is a human, not a hanger; a human with flaws and feelings, I am sure. And no matter how much you are paid, you deserve to be treated like a human. This makes we want to cry for the world my daughter has to face.

What i'm saying is, normal women have flaws. even those 'genetically blessed'. I think it's stupid. And I also think it's stupid that the only other models we have are the plus-sized models. Why can't i see a size 8 woman walking down the runway? I can't picture myself in a bikini being modeled on a size 0, no better than i can on a size 24. Is there no happy medium?

amen to that, kate… no happy, HEALTHY medium.

Kate- I was trying to agree with you, but nevermind.

oh please, if you are a model willing to subject yourself to the ridiculousness that mollygood thinks is fashion, then at least have the decency to hit the gym! she's not a secretary! she's gets paid to look hot!

right on lava

you're absolutely right, because skeletal is sexy and starving to death is totally hot. we pay good money for this lady to starve herself.

if high fashion clothes don't look good on average people, then maybe we should change the fashion, not the people.

CLOTHES HANGER WALKING CLOTHES HANGER hse is the fat no she is has a droopig butte it is too low very low to hang out of her bakeeny in such a way WHY DO THESE WOMEN ARE SO SCRUTINY????? I do not think of it as fair. ME SO GYNY!!! perhaps she fell aslep. I do not like her face anuywhy she has a very bird face of a paptor. I mean raptor. these models. . .O!!!!!!! how dificilt. I have teaken medicin for this

What nonsense, whatev.
When Karolina Kurkova was in all the Victoria's Secret catalogs, no woman ever said a peep about how skeletal she looked.
In fact women yearned to look like her. Face it, Kurkova was not skeletal before. She was gorgeous and smokin hot.
Let the bitch deal with it. Those who live by the sword perish by the sword. She never whined about unfair standards of beauty when she was profiting from them.

And whatev, quit whining about what will happen to your daughter. Your daughter's self esteem will not be determined by the world. It will be determined by …surprise, surprise… the most important person in her life, her mom.
If mom is a whiny, needy, spineless heap of tears, then your daughter will grow up to have contempt for you. and with good reason.
If you want your dauighter to have a good self-image, start by being nice to her and shutting up when you feel the urge to say constructive criticism about her appearance.

Holy cow, I want what you're on glrg.

I think it's Kanye on crack.

I agree with BikiniGirl, for real.

Day-um bikini, way to teach some socially conscious lady (or dude) to think twice. I think you should take a hit of glrg's good stuff and chiiilll..

I agree with whatev - this doesn't sit well with me in regards to my daughter. Sorry BikiniGirl, but while I agree with you that I will be helping to shape my daughter's self-esteem, ultimately there will be images out of my control that will help to make her feel unworthy, if she decides to see them in that way. That is why Dove had such a novel idea - using regular women for their advertisements!! You can actually relate to those women! So maybe there is hope for our girls whatev!! I hope.

why are people being assholes about this? if you have sand in your vagina doucheing will solve that problem. there's no reason to insult other posters for having an opinion.

I seriously have a problem with her appearance. She is way too orange. As Mary Poppins once said, "Not at all attractive to my way of thinking."

Nancy Girl and Lava, you're right on. I don't want to look at my own cellulite, and I'm damn well not gonna pay for clothes that enhance someone else's. I'm a mom- my job is to do mundane things like clean crap out of an ass five times a day, pick peas up off the floor, and read "Squirrel Nutkins" like it's not the fifteenth time in a row and like I'm not on my third Percoset of the morning. (Just kidding. I'd never read "Squirrel Nutkins" that many times.) These models need to step it up a notch, lose the jiggle, save their dough, then retire to a life of Cheetohs and Bud Lights. It worked for Britney.

Um, you wouldn't find women like Karolina kurkova, Doutzen kroes and shalom harlow in mags or catalogs if it wasn't for the hordes of socialites in paris, milan, london, manhattan, florida and houston flipping out over them and fawning over them. All of these socialites are women.
Look at the women that men jerk off to: vida guerra, halle berry, heidi klum, hiromi oshima .

there's way way more diversity in the kind of chicks guys like in terms of ethnicity and body type than in the supermodels women fawn over.
Skinny and in-shape are not the same thing. In these pics but she's sure as shit really out of shape. She needs to hit the gymand get some tone. She's gotten flabby.

I've never found Victoria's Secret Angels better-looking that the women around me. I think that instead of berating models for being "ugly" we should realize that it's fine for models to look average because "regular" women are beautiful, too.

From one poop-scooping mom to another, well said, Lale, well said.

I'm torn on this one- subject yourself to that industry, become a part of it- and you're opening yourself up to ridicule and unfair criticism for being "TOO FAT" (although she looks better than I ever did as an taut, hot 18 year old).
Although I also tire of the "industry" dictating that those body types are what women should aspire to- it's not realistic for most women, it's not healthy, and it sure as hell doesn't help sell bikinis- but it does sell SI Swimsuit issues by the gazillions.
However, I'm not too sure how/if any of the above will change- we've all got our lives to lead, picking peas up off the floor and such!
I just combat it by looking at the pic, saying "She still looks unattainably perfect to me", avoiding women's mags at all costs in the checkout line, and enjoying life to its fullest (and if that entails running a few extra sets of stairs, in order to make up for the pint of Haggens I just inhaled two days before my period, well then so be it).

BAKEENY!!!
I feel like someone is trying to hard for a commie…don't blow your whole load on Thursday, glrg, save some for Monday!

I don't get why women push their daughters to eat less but never encourage them to exercise more. Men are constantly encouraging their sons into playing sports.

The bonus of exercising more is that you can actually eat more.

But I suppose the idea of eating without guilt and fear and shame is too threatening for many women.

Also, "Houston socialites," really?

BikiniGirl, what mothers do you hang out with? I see plenty of moms out with their daughters at the park, beach and even, unfortunately, in the gym…I think you are going on old perceptions and stereotypes of traditional mothers.

As a hetero male I agree with Bikini (in #34)– i jack it to Halle, not some skinny supermodel/13 yr old boy body. I'm no chubby chaser, but I just dont think you ladies should support this sort of thing. Like Whatver and her daughter, I say this has to stop for my future son… or else he will not know the glory of round hips on a fit body.

houston socialites? Hell yeah. all that oil money from their rich hubbies has to be put to some good use. and dallas socialites as well.

"But I suppose the idea of eating without guilt and fear and shame is too threatening for many women."
The condensation from that statement is fogging over my computer screen.

LOL, playla. Houston and their friggin socialites. It goes, Paris, Milan, Japan, NYC, and of course, Houston.

Sadly people expect models to look in real life like they do on the runway. People seem to forget a little thing called, photoshop. Even the models don't look that good in person. I once saw one of those rare breeds of human on the streets of Ny and thought, I don't feel so bad now. Make up and lighting count for a lot.

And bad angles. I have seen pictures of her from different angles in this same show, and she looks the same as any other picture I've seen of her.

bedbugs, that's exactly what I was thinking with that line…"yep, it's the fault of all those stupid, shallow women fucking up their daughters"….I mean, obviously there are alot of crazy ass ladies out here but we're a little more complex than that ball of confusion, guilt and sadness we were just lumped into.

Time is the great model killer then weight

Also, and more importantly, BAKEENY!

I saw Leticia Casta in Paris, when I was there…back in the late 90s…damn she was a hottie but yeah…still kind of normal looking too. Not the skinniest VS model of the bunch back then, either. Wonder whatever happened to her???

Chelsea-
Karolina is fat because everytime she sucked your father's cock, he gave her a cookie.

Playla, I think sometimes people project too much.

I know, it's sad. I know a "regular" female who has a nose like Kurkova. She keeps talking about how she wishes she had a nose like a Victoria's Secret model. Uuuummm…. you do. And shut up about your nose. I wish women would stop feeling inadequate because they are "ugly."

ilnaz, I can't figure out if that's the funniest thing I've read all day or not, but I'm pretty sure it is.

Is it sad that I missed a bunch of this conversation because I was picking up my daughter from soccer, where she ran around for about an hour? Bye all, I have to go sob while making her a dinner of lard and shamecakes.

Whoa, Ilz! What's up with #51?

Just because these women wear small sizes, by the way, doesn't make them nice looking. Jennifer Love Hewitt's cellulite made me gag, and she was all over the place with "A size 2 isn't fat." No, but it can be flabby. Get on a damn treadmill, jiggles. It's your job to look like I think I'm supposed to look. And that means dimple-free, sister.

Whoa, I did not expect this from Karolina. I'm pretty disappointed in her. She seemed like she had standards. Now she's just another loose flabby fatty. Put the ice cream down, bitch. Get a life and hit the gym.

Whatev…as long as she pukes up the shame and lard afterwards, you are a good mom.

Ilzna- there are several other features on a VS model that I can think of wanting and coveting, before said nose. One- A BRAIN. Two- T and A.

Guess we'll all have to rely on our brains rather than tits, huh? ;-)

No whatev sweetie. But it is sad that while your daughter was running around and getting exercise, you sat on your fat ass and drove around town stuffing your face with lard and shamecakes.

…don't forget about the crying and fear. There was crying and fear!

@be Adequite: Awesome. #58 totally killed.
hey whatev, be sure to take the lard and shamecake laxatives. For you, they're having a special being as you're their favorite customer.

Mmmm, shamecakes.

The wonder thing about eating lard and shame is that it squirts right out of you, no laxatives needed!

"WHY DO THESE WOMEN ARE SO SCRUTINY?" What?!

I want to fuck karolina kurkova in the ass. Can that be arranged? Then I'd like to finish up by cumming on her backfat.

I like my shamecakes with maple syrup (sugar free you fatsos!) and just a lite sprinkling of regret, and cocaine

and a silence fills the blogging world….a dirty silence….

i'll fuck karolina kurkova in the ear for free but u have to pay me if u want to watch

any one?
it's agood deal i'l fuck her for free. you do not pay me anything to fuck her just to watch

please somebody response
i fear the void

i will marry karolina some day
then karolina will sit on me
then she will spin

no one cares
no one to hear my pain
except karolina
i will fuck her in the folds of her backfat

Verne Troyer's Penis,

You are boring, even for a troll. Feel Better?

It's just sad to watch someone realize their dream can never be. Oh poor Verne's peni. Have a shamecake and try not to shart yourself. You can join Kanye's group for self haters. You just need a mac and felt hat. Plus a jane screen, squid brains.

Why isn't anyone in the fashion world commenting on the fact that this is an ugly bikini? It looks like her butt is leaking pink goo.

sick assholes

post #51 and 65 and 67 thur 72 are very sick

low self esteem I'SURE

I=I'm

playla jujubee chelsea
i writing your names
in cum
on karolina's butt
then howling in pain
i circumsize myself
and i cum again
and i call ur names
playla jujubee chelsea
and i cum again

Wow, this one touched a cord - ha. Actually, those preaching from the pulpit should reserve their disdain for the obese. Average American weight has ballooned over the past 40 years and poses far greater risks than an outlier sickness like anorexia ever could. A comprehensive study of women, weight, aging and health published in the New England Journal of Medicine concluded that in almost every case skinnier is better - Wallis Simpson was right on both counts. Save your disdain for the fat Jack Black, emulating a fat bastard is much more dangerous than emulating the thin.

Anyone notice the impossible female body of the Svedka robot in the ads on the right? How appropos!

TangerineSpeedo well DONE, I wish I could of said that well.

I wish there was a male version of that robot.

I need to start working "meritorious" into my daily speech.

Well now I don't know Tangerine, I dole out the disdain for just about anyone and everyone that crosses my (tad chunky) path- supermodels, fat cows, midgets, cripples, shamecaked mothers, the New England Journal of Medicine….your BMI number makes no difference to me when I want to make fun of people…even you.

Oh and use Mozilla Firefox to get rid of the ads…blocks em right out

@be Adequite
you're awesome.

Clearly she's a horse. She should be ashamed and cast into a pit where people can throw rocks at her. Look at her! So dreadful. People may start to think that this sort of gross bodily negligence is acceptable.

(clearly I'm kidding. I'd love to look half this good).

go GIRL TangerineSpeedo

BETTER THAN A COMMIE Tangerine

Sorry Verne. Your not the first guy to write my name in cum. I'm utterly unimpressed. Try doing that on an electric fence and then we can talk.

#65 I just snorted with laughter. Thank god for the backfat follow up, because it would have just been rude without that.

Who knew a jiggly butt could elicit so much attention? I'm gonna start my own website and then I'll have to spam mollygood to get yous there.

It is said that there are many jiggle asses at http://www.lookatmyfatassandiw.....ckthru.com. She was so kind with friends and happy.

Juju… wow. I just dribbled water down my shirt from laughing…

But did you write my name with my dribble?

i vant my mommy
but mommy is out making out with jujubees
so now i vill go hang out with my bestie pal
Verne Troyer's Hand

I think I'll take my bikini off and flash my neighbors. I look better than Karolina Kurkova and if that isn't something to flash my pussy at, I don't know what is.

I'll stick to fucking Karolina's backfat rolls. If I feel particularly adventurous, I might poke my dick in her cellulite dimples. Ya never know what you'll find.

If your mama is as fat at Karolina, I wouldn't touch her with Verne Troyer's pole.

I said, "apropos," you read hypocritical. Language matters, you should know by now that if I meant to say hypocritical I would have. Actually, the fact that I am writing about the importance of words and their usage, incidentally, is apropos of George Carlin's passing since he was a man who really did care deeply about language. My point about the Svedka girl is that her body far outstrips even the bounds of attainability provided by models (though Coco may be close), so it was incidental to the current topic.

I noticed that we have New York's huge boobies on one post, and then the next post we have Karolina's round ass.

A mini T&A theme.

I feel that if you put something out on your front porch, people who walk by your house will critique it.

I don't get all worked up with folks who criticize other people who put their bodies out there in the limelight. Humans will comment, good or bad.

I do feel bad for the normal every day women that were just going about their daily business and some magazine thought it would be fun to photograph them. The magazine put a black bar across their eyes and labled them a DON'T for all the readers to see.

That's just not right.

So QC, your saying if you don't want people to make fun of you. You should not jam out with your clam out. A friend of mine likes to rock that saying.

*YAWN*

What'd I miss?

Or I could also say, jam out with your clam out.

Just be very confident with your clam. :-)

you almost missed this beer, maria. This one is yours, and I almost drank it.

Eh, I am bored by this, but since everyone else is talking I will feel left out if I don't add something. In that spirit:

1) That really is an UGLY bikini.

2) Having an issue with thin people being called porkers is not also a tacit acceptance of the obese. Two separate issues, try not to conflate them.

3) If you can stick you dick in an ear-hole or a dimple of cellulite, it is best to keep that fact from the ladies. It isn't as impressive as you think it is.

And the crowd goes wild for Lisa!

Now, see, I think that bikini (alright, I'll do it: BAKEENY) is cute. I would get it if I could have it come on down to my knees, and cover my belly.

So as not to scare the children, you know.

Let the children learn about gravity in school, in the second grade, not at the beach. :-)

Wiser words were never spoken Lisa. Girls are not impressed with penises that are small enough to fit in ear holes or dimples. Perhaps it truly is Verne Troyer's penis chatting with us. Keep that to yourself mister.

Queen, I slightly pee'd myself over your response to Maria. I'm glad I caught that comment before I drank this beer.

You know what I always say: if you snooze, I just might steal your beer, before it gets warm. :-)

And I agree with Cord. Jack Black is the coolest straw man ever. Nachoooo!!!! I would name a puppy after him. Cute and cuddly wuddly.

FIRST!!!!!11

I know I would love for TangerineSpeedo to do a runway walk for us.

You can just go ahead and model that TangerineSpeedo.

Stomp, baby, stomp it out!!! :-)

LATE!!!!!

I'm just going to go ahead and take a few pictures. I can't find any polariod film, but I have that kodac disposable camera that I picked up from Target.

118th!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Nachoooooooooo.

I say Cord and TS take it to the walkway and have a walk off.

It's a walk off everybody, A WALK OFF.

I'm pretty sure you can't drink beer at a walk off. It's got to be some kind of tini or cosmo.

oh, yeah. 120th bitches.

I have plenty of speedos in all kinds of colors.

LET'S HAVE A SPEEDO FASHION SHOW!!

We have watched Mr. and MS. Jay enough, thanks to Tyra, to know how to properly direct these things.

And we only hold the one picture in our hand.

The picture that we hold in our hand is the speedo runway winner.

The contestant whose name we do not call must immediately go back to the house, pack all their belongings and be sent home.

I bet you can't have a glass of pork gravy either. Champagne? Do you think we can have that?

You'll spend the day before practicing walking in speepos and heels. I'm not correcting my typo. Also, practicing your Blue Steel face and how keep your neck long.

But what color will cord's speedo be? Tangerine's already taken.

Gravy, no. But champagne I'm going to say yes to. All the fat ass supermodels drink it backstage. How else do you think they got that backfat.

Emerald and turquoise are nice earth tones that would match his complexion nicely.

Ohhhh, so are you suggesting stripes? I think Cord could totally pull off stripes. Or what about rainbow stripes?

I just want to see the STOMP. WORK IT. WORK IT OUT.

If anyone can pull off stripes, it is definitely Cord.
Now rethinking this… maybe we should go with a plaid, say more lumberjack kilt type, speedo. Keeping with his natural fashion sense. We can still go with the rainbow colours. Oi!

How the hell did I miss all this?

I think that would be right, BB&B.

Express the personality, and also show the clothes.

hmmm, like a micro mini speedo? My mind hadn't gone there. But it's on the way.

manbearpig, you clearly didn't have your banana hammock fashion radar locked and loaded.

Clearly. I will have to submerge myself in mankinis.

Yes… yes… he can definitely pull it off.

here's to hoping you make it out alive!

Now we just have to nail down the colours . I still like turquoise and emerald. How about intertwinings of hot pink?

Thanks, I'm currently doing research on bulge and crotch size.

You don't have to worry about all that. We'll do that research.

Just get out there and STOMP. :-)

Oh god, but I can't! I'm not fierce enough!

You ARE fierce. Just keep Jay's words in your head. And Ms. Jay's words too. You can do this.

You know what is NOT fierce? I keep getting sidetracked by New Yorks' scarey boobies.

I feel like PeeWee Herman everytime I scroll past that LCD post. I do a little smirk, giggle and stare and little jump.

I did, too. They're just too gigantic.
Okay, I'm gonna work it out. I'll picture Cord in a teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.
Thanks, QC.
You're like Tyra, except without all the crazy and irrational fear of dolphins.
I meant that in the best way possible.

You bet. :-)

Whoa whoa whoa. No objectifying Cord. Princess Cordless may just slap you, force-feed you nail polish remover, and… turn your best heels… INTO FLATS.

I can handle any time of punishment.

Except, I can't measure and fit New York for a bra. Or I can't rub lotion on her scarey boobies.

I have to draw the line somewhere.

or if it fits the first sentence better *type* works too. :-)

mmmm shamecakes with gravy….yummmmmm

the right fat in the right places. it's all good

The Manbearpig Mankinki, By Victoria Secret. Just watch out for flying metal pieces to the eye.

I find it really funny that everytime there's a post about being fat, all these thin bitches come on to comment about how much better they look than said person.

Kittenpaw, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you be holding a lot of beers you start looking better in the mirror then you really do.

It's easy to be fat and hard to thin. Self control

Juju - that is cracking me up.

Chelsea, it's beeing too thin and obssesed with sizes that is unhealthy.

or to fat

It's also pretty easy to be a judgmental dumbass

spoken judgmentaly

two ll's in judgmentally sweetheart. But other than that, you're right! :-)

everyone knows spelling is my strong point

I don't know about self control need to be thin. For some, absolutely. For those who are sick? Well, it would be self-control to eat. They have a complusion to not eat as some over-eaters have to ear. Or those who are thin because of peer pressure? It would be self-control to be healthy or lose weight though diet and exercise not just starvation.

That is the problem with blanket statements - human beings are too different.

looks like the backside of ms. hogan it's kinda KK's job to look good, especially from behind, she needs to hit the cellulite laser

Um, is this pic not photoshopped? Not that I mind the thought provoking thread, albeit one that's been done to death in every media outlet known (I don't think humankind will ever resolve these issues, but I'm just feeling cranky today) - but I think it's a bit hilar that some bitter person wielding a mouse has caused this flurry …

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