That's, um, reassuring.

I'd rather hear that he's gotten a vasectomy!

He should just quit now. How do you ever compete with the magic that is Popo Zao? Just let it be your swan song Kevin.

It's really sad when KFed is "the responsible one."

sounds like he actually is

It's like the difference between leaving your children alone or with the town idiot. Of course none of this has anything to do with money.

juju, I can't believe you would insinuate that Kevin Federline is after money. I think his music career is going to be like Brit's comeback - and, er, make him…loads…right.

You know, old KFed ain't all that bad. (I guess he had the money and the means, so why not pursue that dream of being the next Great White Rapper?) Those damn kids need someone responsible, and the truth is, he could be out in the media, selling his story to any magazine. -Maybe not the marriage stuff if there's something in the prenup or settlement, but come on- you don't think he has enough dirt on her now?

::shaking head::

Perhaps Rachel can offer Britney and Kevin some parenting advice?

I can't wait till he's on a future season of Surreal Life.

All a judge needs to do is pick up a copy of US, People, National Enquierer, Star, etc..

Is he planning on lactating?

"Is he planning on lactating?"

*snicker*

He can join La Leche League.

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

You can milk anything with nipples.

I love the edumacation I receive daily on Mollygood.

The mental image of milking KFed has assured that I shall never have another child.

Brought to you by the letter C.

Actaully anything with nipples can be milked.

which isnt entirely untrue. there is tribe in africa and the ben breastfeed… im not sure how it works, if i can get a source ill post it.

Ben breastfeeds? As in Affleck? No wonder he's so tired and keeps making crappy movies. I'd be pooped after breastfeeding an entire African village.

I remember this story.

Although not the ben.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

takes hormones but can happen.

however there was a study in aftica, maybe the akoi who have reversed gender roles and the males breast feed (supposidly - some say they do some say they dont. i found articles saying no, but i have hard copies of yes)

I thought maybe it was the Ben from "Felicity."

God, he was HAWT.

I really do remember some story about an African tribe where he was able to produce milk without any medical intervention.

Damned if I can find a link, though.

Kitchy, I think you should stop having children anyway, since you're elderly. We don't want people mistaking you for their Grandma, now do we?

Maybe it's Ben(ji) Madden? Is he the one that knocked Nicole up? Perhaps he is going to breastfeed their baby.

Nope, that was Joel.

im glad you also remeber i tought people would think i was making wild claims with out links to back it up, and then when i do provide links they are against my arguements.

IDIOTS!!! I HATE CORD!!! I MISS MOLLY! TALK TO ME WHEN YOU GUYS HAVE LACTATED AS MALES!

sorry, i was having a rachel moment.

PS wordpress just told me to slow down. lol

It takes a real man to lactate. Can I get that on a t shirt?

I want one too juju…a couple actually.

men can lactate? my brother in law should get his lazy ass in there and help my sister out…little guy is sucking the life out of her!

The men can only lactate if they hold the baby first.

And they must gaze into the babies eyes, that's what starts the majic flow of milk.

yikes, "magic". duh.

I am not holding any babies and looking them in the eyes. Greedy little pigs just causing people to lactate for their own selfish needs. Alec Baldwin was right.

Im friggin dying reading this! You all are crazy! I was going to comment about Kevin and how he's probably not as bad as we've all hoped he was…but now, I'm so side-tracked, picturing him trying to breastfeed.

Go K-Fed!