Gasp! He was just after her money! I actually feel kind of bad for Brit-Brit. I also heard she begged him to come back.

wow, that was a great commie. oh wait, that wasn't a commie. i'll just file this under the "already knew kevin was a douche" category.

Please. Fuck her and her 102k a month on bullshit and 16k on clothing.

And no shit! You don't say? It was a sham marriage? He was just in it for money? Well, colour me shocked and stupid! She needs to die in a fire.

I actually feel bad for this chick for falling for him. Pretty much everyone in the world knew what this guy's motive was but her…pretty damn stupid.

I actually feel bad for this chick for falling for him. Pretty much everyone in the world knew what this guys motive was but her…pretty damn stupid.

She should have stayed married but converted everything to accounts in her name only - then given his ass a stipend. Take a tip from old rich men and how they treat their trophy wives. Duh!

i do kind of pity her because it sucks to love someone and then you find out that they're using you. that's the only reason i pity her though.

i actually feel bad for brit brit, even after everything we think we've seen/heard in the media about her.
i think someone just needs to give her a hug and ground her for a year… or at least until she's sober enough to realize how much she's effed her up her life and her children's lives, as well as her career.

Ohhhh, K Fed. You are a rapscallion indeed. I feel so betrayed. It must of been love, but it's over now.

I feel no pity for her. She's selfish, vain and vacuous.

She participated (along with him) in breaking up a relationship, and karma always finds a way to repay someone in kind.

Juju, Roxanne called. They're crying in gratitude because you recognized their song.

Britney's to do list: shower, take out weave, move back to Louisiana, detox, get back in touch with reality, brush kid's teeth, stay in Louisiana some more, come back with hit album…ok maybe "hit" is a reach, just retry the whole career thing in general.

DUDE. Don't wish that on those of us who live in Louisiana. Jill, that's just sadistic.

Well I don't feel sorry for this stupid, uneducated whore! If she had one single brain cell she wouldn't have fucked him in the first place! Didn't EVERYONE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET try to warn her against him? Yeah, exactly. Now she's a lousy mom with a drug problem, pissing away her looks, time with children, her reputation and relationships with her family. Cry me a fucking river, skank.

cait, she is (according to the media) vain and self centered. but do we actually KNOW this? and does this mean all selfish moms should be treated the way she is?
remember, believe none of what you read and only half of what you see.

whoa there, monica.
kinda harsh.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

Next you'll tell me Howard K Stern and Larry Birkhead orchestrated the custody/paternity battle for money and publicity.

buzzkilljoy, it's not exactly rumor when a judge takes your children from you. She lost her kids. We actually know this.

I knew I should have had buzzkilljoy.™

Let's see, she parks in handicapped spots in front of tanning salons (photographic evidence), she repeatedly ignores court orders (court filings signed by judge), and she documented her own role in helping to bust up someone else's relationship (that godawful TV show).

Yep, I'd pretty much say that illustrates vanity and a self-centered nature. It's okay for her to be selfish - but if ANY mother had the resources she has, regardless of their level of fame, and treated their children like she appears do (according to the court-appointed monitor and parenting coach), she deserves no pity. Her children do.

mommyof2, this is the internet. I'll say what I please. Save your reprimands for your kids. Thanks.

he took away physical custody due to her not giving the appropriate contact information to the drug testing company, not necessarily for being "a bad mom". even the parental coach said she saw no signs of abuse.
things can spiral out of control for a girl who didn't even graduate high school and has no true support system.

haha, sorry Cait she's your responsibility now just like how I had to deal with Ben Affleck's overexposure and see what happened? He has a cute baby…whose teeth aren't rotting out of her head!

and i'm sure this isn't being orchestrated by brit's people to counter her bad press and get her some sympathy. i'm sure kevin signed a pre-nup anyway so i don't know exactly how it was worth it to him and if he didn't, then he deserves hundreds of millions cause brit is a bigger idiot than all of us thought.

monica, sounds like somebody has a case of the monday's!

buzzkilljoy, people don't lose their kids over a couple phone numbers. Use your head!

she actually did graduate high school while she was on the road via correspondence

Regardless of male gold-diggery…he's obviously a more fit parent and is giving those kids some emotional stability. More than I can say for Brit.

I just tell it like it is people.

buzzkilljoy, you're an idiot. How about the incident where she was yelling at a pap and calling her a fat bitch and to exercise? Or how about wanting to have her kids teeth whitened? Or the fact that she's always dressed slutty? Or how about getting her lips done and now wanting lipo on her thighs? Or how about the closet she has filled with size 2 and 4's for when she "loses weight" ? I think that constitutes as vain and self-centred. Oh, and she has no support system because she pushed away all the fucking people who wanted to help her. Don't give me that shit.

Brit and K-Fed can keep their money, their fame and their what-have-you. Just send the kids to live with me. I'll brush their teeth, make sure they're bathed, safe and well fed. I could give 1/2 a shit less about either of the parents but those poor kids are stuck in the middle through no fault of their own.

I believe K-Fed did in fact sign a prenup.

And buzzkill, he took away physical custody also because a) she didn't have a valid driver's license, b) she didn't have child-proofing on her home or pool area, and c) she was exhibiting signs of drug/alcohol abuse. Time after time she has violated the commissioner's orders, and when she appeared before him, she was sarcastic and rude - she's hardly taking his well-meant advice to heart. He's given her every step to regain custody, and she continuously thumbs her nose at the legal system. Couple this with very negative reports from the parenting coach, and you see an immature, irresponsible woman who has no concept of placing her children in front of her own needs (shopping, tanning, partying, hotel hopping, and car accidents). She courts the paparazzi, reportedly having a deal with X17, and basks in any sort of public attention.

Sorry, I'm just not sympathetic - towards either parent, actually. Kevin Federline is a piece of crap, too - ironically, though, when we were all cheering Britney on last November for filing for divorce, would we have EVER seen him as the more stable parent? Wow.

Given all that, Jill, are you sure you want to make her my responsibility? ;)

people sure do get worked up about their britney stories around here.
i promise, reguardless of who is right or who is wrong about britney and all of her antics, it WILL be alright… it will be alright

I think she's insane or chemically imbalanced or something. Thats why I feel sorry for her, Oh and yea maybe a tad stupid.

She thinks she's entitled and that the world should bow down to her.
I don't feel one bit sorry for her, and I'm looking forward to the day when she pisses away all her money and she's broke and doing Surreal Life or more appropriately, Celebrity Fit Club. That's when, much like the GUTTE, her book gets published. BlahbLAHbLAHBLAH.

look what britney is doing to us! she's tearing our family apart!

Sure, buzzkill, but there is something a bit disingenuous about passionately defending Britney Spears on a gossip blog site and then turning around and condescendingly responding to those who patently disagree with her behavior.

Just about every young girl out there has had a "rebel" boyfriend(s) at some point or other…it's just that most of us, I mean them, are young, with no true financial resources of our, I mean, their own, and with enough smarts (as much as can be expected of someone at that age) to realise we're, I mean they, are only doing it to make a statement. Most, including myself, are not actually stupid and gullible enough to marry said "looser" AND have his babies.

The parental coach didn't say she saw no signs of abuse. She said she saw nothing that she would characterize as abusive in a "traditional sense."

HUGE difference.

O.k. are there two monicas-one uppercase Monica
and one lowercase monica? Other than that I am following along.

Oh yes I'm sure Cait, now more than ever. Because now I have a feeling you could literally beat her into submission and quite possibly get a normal human being of out the deal.And then we could all stop fighting.So there!

yeah I raised my eyebrow at that "traditional sense" phrase as well, you know that has underlying meaning.

Hear, hear Cait. There is nothing more annoying that someone getting worked up and, after you disagree just as strongly, telling you to calm down. Oh, wait, it is more annoying if you didn't get worked up to begin with. Regardless, people who are not self-aware kill me.

Oh and Bedbugs, I have to confess, BTDT.

"yeah I raised my eyebrow at that “traditional sense” phrase as well, you know that has underlying meaning."

Exactly. It's a legal way of saying there was visible abuse, just not proveable physical abuse. Neglect and mental abuse would both still qualify, be difficult to prove, and not be considered "traditional."

The coach very carefully chose her words.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! EVERYBODY PANIC!

I always cry when you guys fight. I'm going to smoke some ass crack now. Are you happy?

are you smoking it with Britney juju?

I'm just sitting here stroking my cooter.

This whole discussion is just making me want to boo-hoo. Skuze me….boo-f-ing hoo.

I believe most girls have been there done that…they just recognise it for what it is…a short rebellious stage. Not a life long commitment.

Fellow hags, we obviously need to dedicate more time to the pursuit of the labia.

Whatever that entails…;)

What? Stroking their cooters?

I'm getting all my shit ™ from here on out!

I meant a lifelong "fucking"™ commitment.

I'm trademarking Tomba™.

True story. ::grin::

I feel like I would like to get my feelings out using puppets. And, Jack Daniels. That's how Britney does it.

sock puppets.

I'd like to get my feelings out using David Beckham as a hand puppet.

what does it matter. she is a bad mom:

http://www.judiciaryreport.com.....earing.htm

So, whats the deal? We're getting screwed on the commie deal tonight with that pee & poo drug? Not that care, ya know since I've had one and all.

I still think we're about half an hour too early for Commies. ;)

i can't just sit here all night waiting for a commie! i've got drug deals (not jekems or whatever it's called) to conduct too! jesus!

You'll not get a commie with that attitude. Go smoke some pot and chill out.

Told ya.

*smirk*

There are entirely too many people Using MY trademark ™. No fair, use Juju's commas instead. I feel so violated.

Also it is Tom-ba ™. ;P

Please. Even if he was madly in love with her in the beginning, living with all the crazy would have gotten to him at some point.

Besides, demanding a separation is one thing. Demanding a divorce is another. If he went back, she'd just rip his heart out over and over again.

bizzkilljoy, IGNORING your children makes you a bad Mom. Not just abusing.
She gets these kids 3 days a week, and takes them fucking chandelier shopping on her day. Yeah, she's really in tune with those kids.

Just the simple fact that a *celebrity* has been forced by the courts to spend all the time they're allowed with their children in the company of a court-appointed monitor speaks volumes.

Neglect, no matter how benign, can be just as damaging to a child's psyche as physical abuse.

Spears is a bad mother, not least because she shows no apparent interest in becoming a better mother.

I'll cut a ho if they try and take my comma©

i just think it's funny to get the "hags" all worked up over something as RIDICULOUS as britney spears' personal life. i honestly couldn't care less. i was just bored at work and wanted to see how many comments i could rustle up. guess it worked ;)

Don't give yourself too much credit buzz. I'm pretty sure they's gonna do what they's gonna do regardless of you.

Seriously, can one really be that self-congratulatory? Looking around this site, it must have been clear to you that any thread about Britney Spears will ALWAYS garner tons of comments.

Have you seen B. Spears lately? I'd dump her ass, too. Had he really been after her money, wouldn't he have stayed put for a few more years, since their prenup seems to be hinged upon time together?

works every time

LOL, Cait. we're easy like that. It's like putting donughts out in front of weight watchers. You don't think there are going to be some takers? That's not really a sign of brilliance.

Having said that if I saw a bunch of donoughts just sitting out, I'd eat them. No judgey me. I really need some Dunkin Donughts now.

Juju, I could never judge you. You complete me. :)

Go back to using Denise15, since you plagarised the name buzzkilljoy from me anyway, Joy…oh such a clever imaginative girl…
How's the Rate My Body going?

you old bitties crack just crack me up! seriously, it's gonna be OOOOOKaaaay, i promise.
and bbb, actually, denise is my love child, not myself.

did i miss a bitch-fight? and is buzz the bitch we're fighting?

Well, this is a terrible blow at my faith in romance.

it appears to be that way, doesn't it?
let's see how many more comments we can get on this thread, right?
i mean, if people just ignored me, i'd go away.

So seriously Denise, have you had any takers from all those solicitations on every singles website known to human kind?

funny you ask, bbb. i just met the man of my dreams last night thanks to said singles' sites! i couldn't be happier. thanks, "hags and fags"!
and i already told you, denise is my love child. doesn't anyone listen?

at least buzz tells you he/she is a buzzkill right in her name. appreciate the honesty.

She lifted it from one of my postshttp://www.mollygood.com/dog-the-bounty-hunter/dogs-son-bites-the-hand-that-feeds-20071102/#comments Comment #218. Yeah, we listen…and we all know a pack of lies when we read them.
Good luck in your new relationship…maybe you'll lighten up.
And remember, stupidity is always great fodder for blogging, otherwise all these celebrity sites would be a complete bust…especially PezHead.

so i guess a "thank you" is in order?
whenever you're ready…

so i guess a "thank you" is in order?
whenever you're ready…
and the link doesn't work

OK you got it…thanks for being stupid, Denise15. The pleasure was all mine.

my pleasure!
thanks for being the stupid, sexless, jobless, friendless (with the exception of your internet buddies) bitch that you are.
it was fun!

(thank god you didn't forget to mention the internet buddies, cause I was gonna have to get in on this flame war)

why do you assume begbugs is sexless? Did you click her link woman is fucking hot, if you are right and shes sexless its by choice.

A choice you shouldnt be grudge her. If she isnt choosing to be sexless, then shes clearly not, cuz who could resist her?

Also, jobless? People who come online and start throwing jobless around are either a)jobless or b)office jobless.

office job=internet surfiing.. just ask monster.com, they do surveys on it.

Dear buzzkilljoy, I think I know why you are so cranky, doll. You are constipated.

I think buzzkilljoy is really that sheen boy, and he is simply regurgitating his angry email to Denise R.

Charlie Sheen. It just came to me. I'm getting old.

i can't insult someone if i don't know what they are. is a buzz a man, woman, hermaphrodite or trannie? i need to know!!

Yes, Denise, you walked straight into that one.
Sexless, my husband makes sure that doesn't happen. Jobless, if I am, it's by choice. Friendless, my social life is quite active both on and off the internet. Stupid, that's all a matter of opinion and definition…but now I have to go finish up my Wednesday feature about fallen Uzbec journalist, Alisher Saipov, since my schedule is quite full tomorrow. Anything you need to know, just ask…

Thanks April! ;)

James, are you talking CURRENTLY? Or in the past? Because buzz told me that at one time, each of those has been true.

I think now she's female, but if you count the male gerbil evidently stuck in her ass, she's a herm.

bedbugsandballyhoo, I stuck up for you too.

how does sticking a gerbil in your ass make you a hermaphrodite? sick? yes. a herm? i don't think so.

thanks janice…i'm just gonna assume it's a he-she and will call it that.

BBB, you tell it girl!

Sorry QC, I have a Mac and it loads slowly on Mollygood. Thanks QC! And J_B! I guess that means I have friends…huh…

oh lord…forill is back to lecture us on the evils of the word "nigger". this is truly a douche-tastic day!

Tuesday is the new Thursday! Yay!

Tuesday is absofarkinlutely the new black. Who knew?

…and cait killed the thread and scared away the douches. thanks a lot cait.

I missed it all. Everytime I go out and do something I end up missing the action.

Where'd the party go?

Where's the party, I want to free my soul. Where's the party, take it, James. Don't fail me or I have to revoke your card.

James, sweetie, I'm good at scaring away douches. I'm also good as dressing up like one. ;)

uh…ju, are we talking madonna's little know "where's the party?" i feel like a bad gay for not knowing…

Oh sweet fancy moses. Go study and get back to me in the morning. I'm so ashamed.