Having Infected The Entire Male Population, Paris Sets Her Eyes On A New Interest

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Paris Hilton was spotted at the Falcon club, a popular Hollywood lesbian nightspot, over the weekend. She was wearing a black wig and left holding hands with a mystery woman dressed in black, thus sending the paparazzi into a "OMG she's a lesbo!" frenzy.

Let's look at the bright side: She learned how to properly exit a vehicle.

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Jan 28, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 26 Responses
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    No. 1 Jenna says:

    It's Brittny Gastineau

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 11:23 am
    No. 2 Lisa(#1) says:

    Please, she would only sex up another girl if men were watching. Besides, (I say sexistly)girls have better taste than to find her attractive, man hands or no.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 11:25 am
    No. 3 Halley says:

    She has always been a lesbian and so is her sister.. She always says of her new girlfriends before she stabs them in the back. We are best friends, just like sisters.. ew!

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    No. 4 chelsea says:

    tell tale sign .she has wet knees

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    No. 5 chelsea says:

    pic 3

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    Her flannel dress gives her away. Lesbians and the flannel.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    No. 7 mae says:

    I quote like that outfit. Minus the hat……………………….."Big. Dyke."

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    No. 8 mae says:

    And minus that stupid lace shrug.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    And minus the wig from the, Raquel Welch Collection?

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    No. 10 mae says:

    haha, i think she looks almost decent with brunette hair.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    No. 11 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Time to switch to Aiken. Asexual is apperantly the only way to stay safe from Paris.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    No. 12 EsquaredMom says:

    Well, she's made her way through the male population, now on to the females. Next up…dogs!

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    No. 13 Billy says:

    Now Paris is a lesbo I fancy her…I love it when girls play hard to get

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    That's why she did it. She knew there was no other way she could have you. Don't fall for it.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    No. 15 jujubees says:

    Side note, Billy. Diet coke does not protect you from the herps.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    No. 16 Billy says:

    JuJubees…I know Paris would not even piss on me if I was on fire…but thats o.k….the feeling is mutual.
    As for diet coke….it does'nt even protect you from being fat….just look at how many obese people drink the shit.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    No. 17 maria says:

    I love when lesbian inmates play hard to get.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    No. 18 jujubees says:

    It helps me when I run out of coffee or Tom-ba©.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    No. 19 jill says:

    I love that the wannabe famous for having a famous daddy Brittny Gastineau is identified as "a mystery woman dressed in black".

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    No. 20 jujubees says:

    She has to pose with Hilton because she's even too lazy to be as big of a celebrity whore as, Paris. Modeling and being on a reality show was just too tiring for her. Poor baby. Now she just shows up on other people's reality shows and posing with them. See, all the publicity with half the work.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    No. 21 Mr. T says:

    Glad to see that her "humanitarian" trip to Africa is high on her priority list.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    No. 22 jujubees says:

    Are you just cruel, Mr. T. They have no Kitson there. How will she be able to buy clothes with her face on them?

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    No. 23 cooter says:

    Now thats what I call an asshat.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    No. 24 lale says:

    The most interesting thing about Paris is the piece of detritus that was on my computer screen which gave her face a temporary lesion. I just got excited about the herp outbreak, but alas, as I scrolled I realized it wasn't so. I guess we're gonna see a lot more of her now that she's losing her free money from Grandpa.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    No. 25 REBA says:

    BRITNEY GASTINEAU DUMPED KIM KARDASHIAN AND IS NOW HANGING OUT WITH THE "MORE FAMOUS PERSON, PARIS"

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    No. 26 Mr. T says:

    I am cruel juju but at least I don't own or wear a hat like that.

    Posted: Jan 29, 2008 at 10:49 am
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