I'm pretty sure those pants were chosen to protect against any visible leaks. Hey, you live and learn and then get patent leather pants that hide piss.

These antics prove once and for all that she and her fiance are both gay. Allow me to explain… Josh Douchie-smell is way too hot to be straight. Successful, good looking straight men do not wax their chests or marry filthy skanks who wet their pants in public. Conversely, gay men have terrible taste in beards because they are fundamentally attracted to tranny types like their idols, Cher, Dolly, Madonna, Liza and Barbara Stanwick. Fergie, with her hard body and badly repaired Meth face, fits this description. Finally, many a bull dyke has little or no maternal instinct, which is the only explanation for Fergie simulating sex - including felatio - for school children at 9 in the morning.

Capitanne
Your logic is dumb.

Whitney, Whitney, Whitney. You live in NYC. You, of all people, should know that those aren't leather pants. They are RSAC306 Shiny Legging from American Apparel in Lamé Black. Maybe Cord should have written this post?

Damn, those are some shinny leggings, Lisa. Women get all the best clothes.

Payter, not only is it deeply flawed, it reveals some interesting prejudices: about straight men, gay men, trannies and lesbians. And by interesting I mean dumb.

Oh god Lisa… not those crazy ass leggings again.

I, as a mother of 3, who vaginally gave birth (my first) to a 10 lb 10 oz baby, was also deeply offended by the comment of filthy skank for peeing in public.
We who forget to do our kegals (sp??) are people too!
You are right Lisa - it is very prejudiced.

Also…
THose leggings are nutso! They do look like leather. Wonder how hot they are to wear?
By the way, leather pants always remind me of the episode of friends where Ross couldn't get his leather pants back up and Joey told him to use lotion, baby powder, etc., until he had paste. Maybe these pants/leggings would solve the shrinking issue for anyone who desires the leather look. Just a thought.

The kiddies want to hump her lady lumps.

capitanne,
I smirked.

Are we sure those aren't the leggings LoHo has been peddling? I heard hers have built in knee-pads which would have helped The Ferg to scar these children pain free on the blacktop.

I also assumed they were rubber pants to protect her from her own incontinence, but then I realized she had them tucked into her boots and all that would do is soak her feet in urine, so now I have to agree with lisa, shiny porn-pants from AA.

I was scrolling through, (because I had already seen these Fergie pics), but then for some reason I though oh, wait, there was a seal up there, go back up I wanna see what the pics of the seal are about. so I did, but to my disappointment it was just Fergie, DAMN, I was really hoping to see something interesting about a seal. Don't ask me why, or why the hell I thought I would see a seal on here, but still I was majorly disappointed all the same.

Oh vagarious, now if I ever see or think of Fergie, I will then immediately think of a trained seal.

:-)

I like how everyone behind her looks horrified at her crotch being shot in their direction like that. I'm so sorry for them and think they should all sue for emotional distress. Plus, those pants should only be worn by Pat Benetar.