Pretty and Famous ≠ Sexy

Megan Fox, flash in the pan and this month’s Christopher Amueroso Presents Paw Print cover model, has been named by FHM as the sexiest woman in the entire world. Bad choice, and the rest of the list gets no better: Paris Hilton, racist, comes in at 77th, and the doltish Kim Kardashian is number 17. The lad mag’s pick for 100th sexiest is Britney Spears, which is ridiculous and they fucking know it.
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Hilton’s a racist AND an environmental sociopath. If I were to draw up a list of sexiest women, attitudes would be worth something in the calculations. A pretty smile ain’t worth much if there’s an uncaring, racist bitch behind it.
Sucks Paris is on the list, but at least she knows her and her pancake ass are 60 spots behind her ex-friend’s “garbage bag filled with cottage cheese ass.” Take that you racist cunt!
Fox is weirdly attractive in an old woman whose had loads of work done…
I guess it’s better the Aniston?
My top hotties:
Salma Hayek
Helen Mirren
Sophia Loren
Angelina (before she was too skinny)
Iman
Anyone else care to share too? The FHM list is written by stupid boys who don’t know a thing about being a woman
Jennifer Aniston is quoted in GoBlue article as saying she tries to keep her showers short because “I found out that every two minutes in the shower uses as much water as a person on Africa uses for everything in their life for a whole day.”
Knowing she cares about something like that made her a little hotter in my eyes.
In kinda response to your question, Be Ad, my list would include Sarah Polley as the sexiest Canuck. :-)
She’s cool too! I wish I had cable if only for The Adams series- guess that’s what pirating is for though!
Cate Blanchett
Kate Winslet
Isabella Rossellini
And I second BeA on Helen Mirren, Sophia Loren and Iman.
Damn! Forgot Kate Winslet. Proof that “fat” by Hollywood standards, is actually indeed a good thing.
agreed Cord, beyond ridiculous
i wonder if kimora lee simmons made the list? i think shes definately one of the most beautiful women alive!
Oh good God Elle!
Hellen Mirren, honestly? What is the matter with you people? Yes, the list is screwed up but come on. Because Jennifer Aniston cares about Africa it makes her hotter. Then Angelina Jolie and her orphanage of children must make you spurt in your pants. This is who’s hot NOT about who cares the most about political issues.
Hellen Mirren’s a hot piece Daniel! It’s not all about being a size 0 and botoxing yourself until you look like Nicole Kidman. She’s sexy because she embraces age with the maturity and sexiness that other women in Hollywood can’t even imagine. Also, that woman from Arrested Development (Lucielle Bluth) is gorgeous and you can tell she’s never had work done.
I think Angelina Jolie is beautiful because there is something more to her than just thrusting her boobs in your face - she’s become more attractive because there seems to be a brain rattling around in there.
Well Daniel, as soon as you win multitudes of awards and honors for your distinguished acting skills, while beating out a bunch of 30 and under twats for said awards, then I’ll think YOU’RE hot. Until then, Helen Mirren is hotter.
And I could give two spurts about Angelina’s “orphanage of children” (some of us call that a FAMILY you douche)- she’s kooky now. But as Lara Croft? HOT. Mrs. Smith? HOT.
spurts - ew…..