Shooting victim, ex-con and rap mogul 50 Cent recently told Vibe magazine that he's out of the groupie game. The "Wankster" mastermind says that every time a naked female fan hides out in his hotel room and tries to get a glimpse of his magic stick (this has happened more than once?), he summarily shows them the door.
I've been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet - naked. … Hell, no! Are you kidding me? That's like Amsterdam. Amsterdam is fun for some people, but I don't want no [bleep] that costs $50. There's too many people that got $50.
God, we love the irony of a high-minded grandee using an unpublishable euphemism when describing his standards for women.
Now let's play a fun game of Guess That Offensive Slang Term. Participation is simple: Just guess what you think an ascetic, classy chap like 50 Cent calls good good when speaking with people who will publish his words for millions to read.
Editor
Pussy
Cunt
@ tlatzoteotl
@ Kitchy
You've got the idea, but try to think outside the box. For instance, some people weirdly call vaginal sex "ass," as in, "I don't want no ass that costs $50." Back to the euphemism boards.
And here's where I realize I have no street cred.
"I don't want no loose meat sandwich that costs $50."
OK, I guess I should have figured it was something with a bit more imagination, hence the fun game.
cooter
patch
carpet
box
I sound like I'm a carpenter!
or a carpenter's son, (damn soo sacrilegious)
Also I like how he calls himself .50 but he thinks $50 is too cheap.
Sausage wallet.
Umm…Molly? I'm pretty sure you meant 'ascetic', not acetic.
Loved the burn, but let's not give .50 ammunition.
Pecker hole
Axe wound.
I think another fun game might be to guess the STD(s) that put Mr. Cent off groupie sex forever.
squish kitten
George Clooney
It has to be a swear word, right? Or else it won't be censored, right?
Then it's probably some boring word like "bitch" or "shit" or "slut." He's not even at least creative when he is being derogatory.
I'm going with "shit."
Pink sock? Beef Curtain? Hot beef injection? Stank on the ween? Love making? I'm out…
Watch it Maria!
Tender vittles
Britney
Oops! My Britney did it again!
Hit be baby one more time!
Britney is a girl…but not a woman
For us skankier girls:
Xtina
Ooo! Xtina is feeling dirty tonight!
Hot Pocket
Taco
Wangs…well maybe not
My first guess is something like gash. But then I thought about Cord's reply so maybe, "I don't want no penis that cost $50." (winks) Then I became enamored of BBB and her submish, so in that vein, I humbly sumbmit -
"I don't want no Oysters Rockefeller that cost $50."
I have to say that squish kitten is perhaps my new fave euphamism. Closely followed by tender vittles and George Clooney.
I really want the answer. I have no patience.
Google is your friend ;)
the word is "shit"
Well googling takes the fun out of the game. Besides, that would be firewalled from work.
La la la la, I can't hear you Ludwig. I'm not liiiiiiiiiiistening.
"I don’t want no pumpkin pie that costs $50."
Seriously? "Shit"?? How is that an "unpunishable euphemism"??
I still say it's George Cloony.
Fish paste Ludwig! If you don't want to play our reindeer games, fine! But you shouldn't spoil it for the rest of us. We all know 50 cent isn't that creative.
"I don't want no Pepaw (George Clooney) Peen that costs $50."
Told you he's no fun.
hatchet wound.
roast beef sandwich
punani
tenderoni
slit
hair pie.
R Kelly
but I don’t want no muffin basket that costs $50! (I added the "!" for effect)
That's why you've been renicknamed Blam!