She's so lovely, how can any man leave the Winehouse? Well, at least Britney makes her look clean and sober, well clean perhaps? Forget it.

Mr. T. you know what I love about her the most? It's hard to take a bad picture. Every angle is just a masterpiece of beauty. Mona Lisa, pishaw.

deathwatch just got interesting again, we all know she can't live without her blakkeee

There was just a picture of Britney looking at pregnancy tests with Adnad Gonads or whatever his name is. Oh, I, what, sighhhh.

jujubees, it's her eyes that make men's hearts melt, along with everything else!

I like her hard, pillowy lips. They look dry and parched, like the savannah. Makes me feel warm inside.

Her kisses are like razor blades.

No. Fucking. Way.

She looks like she's slowly turning into a sweatsock.

That will work out well. then she can tie herself around her hair that will be left behind. Here likes the tubesock formerly known as, Amy Winehouse.

Amy,Amy,AmyAmyAnyAmyAmyAmyAmy,Amy,Amy
The one and only. thin rich young, famous
pretty, oh the poor baby.
I love this girl. OF THE Proana FAME

Oh, I forgot you had a boner for Amy, chels.

That's right

oh Amy I hate to say this but I miss that behive.

Blaakkkee why do you wanna leave amy, no, no, no please don't go.

Are you guys smelling an OD about to happen

Have Denise and Chelsea been properly introduced? If I had to choose, I'd take Chelsea home with me. Janice, you can have, Denise.

OD'S are for the weak
Amy's not weak.

I feel like denise would go crazy like a gremlin and start biting and clawing. No thanks. I don't need that kind of drama, I have a cat. Chelsea is probably all fragile and low-energy from not eating, she's definitely the better pick.

Well, I already called her. I'll let get you some ritalin (for you not her) and it will be fine.

Didn't she already OD? Not every OD ends in death, Chelsea.

Try cutting out fat for three days
no more than 20 grams a day. If you don't feel better I go have a hamburger with double fries

Throw in some Vicodin, and we have a deal. At least I didn't get stuck with that crazy-ass Classy.

I guess I can just ground Denise and tell her I will not let her go to prom if she keeps up that sort of behavior, I don't care if Chad DOES ask her. And he won't. But I will still need that Vicodin.

Fine, deal. I think Chad will only ask her to get to you. Worlds first supermodel/coke whore.

Do as I say or I'll leave you
that's blackmail it's time for her to say goodby
to Blake. whats he do anyway

Of course he will. I am world's first supermodel cokewhore dammit, no matter what history says. I don't care. Show me photos. I'll show you my ass and my middle finger, for a nickel, then I'll sell you on ebay. I don't care what Tyra says about it. She's fat. No, she's not. I meant "phat".

Just say NO,NO,NO, to blake and his mother

And Janice don't forget Sly Stalone juiced you

And I woke up the next morning just covered in muscles from head to toe. That's how that shit works. But then they went away again. True story.

Clever, Chelsea.

juju atleast she's smart. Denise well she's a different sort

I know, let's adopt Chelsea and leave Denise on a street corner where they love to meet smart asses who call them fat.

I'm all for it, juju. We could keep Chelsea warm and safe, and abandon that reckless ingrate Denise to rely on the kindness of the prostitutes whose corners she will sleep on. Until she calls them fat, and they kill her in the face.

She's a little run a waaaaay.

A run run run run runaway.

Wait, is it called running away if your dumped there? On a sidenote, why has nobody remade that song?

That's a different runaway. I was talking about the Bon Jovi Runaway. Is that some kind of beach boys song? Gawd, your like old and shit.

Because they know not to mess with perfection. It's like trying to remodel the sky.

I think it's called running away. At least, I think we should call it that, instead of "kidnap and reckless endangerment".

Ew, I just googled it and it's by either "Del Shannon" or "Gary Allan." Who ARE these people? I am old! Where are my teeth? My fingernails hurt. What's going on?

Chelsea def. wins. At least she doesn't just repeat insluts back to you and has a mostly cohesive point of view. Talking to D15 is like talking to Anna Nicole, well, when she was alive.

doooo youuuu like mahhh bodddeeee. I'm hoooooot.

Oh joy.

And it's not even Thursday =)

I was really confused and thought it was for awhile. I don't handle change well.

See, I think of it like Christmas in July. Wholly unexpected but totes rewarding =)

I need a new tote, now that you mention it. For the love of Xenu.

If no one wants her, I'll take Denise.

QC, you might get her dad in the bargain!

She's yours. But don't come crying to us later.

Oh yeah, she's down the street with those friendly hookers.

They said they would "take care of her."

Great. It was the whole toilet paper thing that won me. We use a lot of toilet paper at my house.
It's the simple things that win my heart.

And I have great earplugs.

Just make sure you block out Perez, otherwise she'll never get off the computer, and we will miss you.

ru fat? Because everyone is fat but her.

What's a ru fat?

She is rich, so she needs to bring it. And upgrade mine while she's at it.

I'll fatten her up and she won't even notice at first. That's probably why she a little cranky.
She's hungry, bless her heart.

who is this girl
I

I never saw a Denise ON HERE

She's on the other thread and I forgot the title but it's over 170 so it should be easy to find. Watch out, she'll say ur fat.

I'm missing Denise. Sigh.

SO YOU CAME WHERE THE NEXT BEST THING IS

I CAN ABUSE YOU IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT

LET ME SEE
i no what u r fatt
butt what am i ~$$$$$$$$rich$$$$$$$$
last word last word
proana what's proana , horker name ana
ana who's ana

I think that poem needs a b, a bouncy b.

FEEL BETTER

Actually, no, now my head hurts.

Plus, you didn't call any of us hags.

yeah, or rumpy will fuck your shit up.

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I cannot believe are people that think that Amy Winehouse is beautiful, she looks scary. She used to be OK, but, now…uggghhh. Charlize Theron, Halle Berry now those are beautiful women, but Amy Winehouse….common are u for real…..but she does have a nice voice…and I love her music.