My money is on the Dooch. So long as he is boozed up.

bonaduce would kill him.. we all know he can take a punch. ha ha ha

It's a doucheplay I've not ever seen before. I thought I had seen all the various douchebacles but this is the most douchetastic.

It's, Make Your Own Words, day on, Mollygood.

Those are two ferociously ugly men.

Seriously, what would possess someone to jump on a well-publicized roid-rager in front of an audience? Especially when Bonaduche was clearly giong through something -his face was all skeery and roidy!

I don't care what anyone says, Long live El Dooche. That was awesome.

Johnny was pretty light and dainty as he flew face first into the floor.

He was Juju, I didn't think he could hit hard enough to bust his toofs. Neither did anyone in the audience who laughed.

douchebacles and douchetastic are fantastic words. i am going to add them to my r'epertoire.
Viva la Dooche!

If El Dooche came at me with that look on his face, I would cut that bitch. But he is still hot, don't deny it. Ok, deny it, but he's hotter than Carrot Top. When will the public learn not to fuck with the Gingers?

Carrot Top is a freak of nature.

That is why the English hate gingers, they have a mean temperment. Also they fail at rehab (or at least that place that Bonaduche and Lohan went to).

That would be the worst position to be in. Carrot Top, El Douchtante, or, death?

Carrot top el douchtante i think.

It's like the, Douchelander, there can only be one.

ooh see carrot top el douchtante combined sounds to be like missionary sex with carrot top, which would be the worst. he'd totally sweat on you.

I'm Danny Bonaduche of the clan Bonaduche.

El Dooche for me, thanks.

"douchetastic" is my new favorite word.

EWWWWW…you're so right april, he totally would sweat on you, and wouldn't even do you the courtesy of wiping it off your face as you can't because your arms are tied to the bed

did I just GUTTE! myself?

DOUCHETASTIC!!!!

Danny's face is always skeery and roidy. He's a mess. I want him and Britney to hook up and have a reality show.

That stinks, who's going to get you chocolate and little sandwhices?

and flowers…this bitch doesn't put out if she doesn't get flowers after she's tied to the bed!

Maybe we should all get together and send Gutte fan mail. Someone can get a card and send it to a hag, who sends it to another hag etc, who sends it to the Gutte.

It'd probably be the first fanmail he got in decades

The chain of, GUTTE! Don't let it break or a piano will fall on your head in 5 days.

BTW, does anyone know why El Dooche is a supposed racist or if Halle Berry might be pregnant? Just wondering.

or maybe if Castro is dead?

I have to watch this video again. Woo-hoo, Fairplay fall down, go boom.

Wha?

Ahahahahahaha, I just noticed his right shoe popped off too. When does this Piece of Shit air?

Fly like a douchebag, to the sea.
Fly like a douchebag, let el douche carry thee.

I'm beginning to believe Cord has carefully orchestrated today for maximum commentage. First political posts to get everyone's pannies in a wad and draw out all the lurkers and make them official tourists. Then a post about all the hags' wet dream, PezHead getting his ass kicked, which also brings out the Pezheadites. And now a post about a "Douchebag Smackdown."
Well, played Cord, well played. Is there a blog rating sweep or something?

I'm all caught up now, sort of. Have I missed the round of Fairplay puns?

I think there should be a new reality show about blog commenters. Who wants to have a drunken fight and or, lesbian kiss, with me? We need a Heidi. I just really want to go to this award show next year. It looks like there is some major douchery afoot.

ET, Cord gave acknowledgment to Halle's pregnancy in LCD a few weeks ago. Something about bread, pickles and Gwen Suckfani.

"Nasty Old Rags v/s PezHeadites Smackdown," juju.

I don't even watch the show and i know Elodie is one hot bitch. Juje: we should fight andparlay that into a lesbian kiss - then I can fight with ET since y'all are in love and all.

juju's right, I am total whore, I love everyone, but I only kiss the bitches I respect.

I like it. BUt I'm not sure how much of a fight the Prezels can put up. Fiiiiiiiiiirst, zzzzzzzz. Except for that dickhole guy. He scurrs me.

Oh, us hags would have it incisors down. Otherwise, I would never suggest it. ;)

You are smart. There are a few blogs I would fear taking on. That would not be one of them.

"Fairplay" has had that coming for years, the fucker. Worst. Survivor. Villain. Ever. He wasn't even evil and amusing, like I enjoy. Lame. Trying to hard. Douchey. I'm sure this was all TOTALLY not obvious just by looking at him.

Adrienne Curry is apparently claiming responsibility for the Fairplay smackdown on her myspace.

And she ripped Perez a new one. She's having the best week ever.

that was super-fantastic! it had it all…my favs? fairplay's one shoe that fell off his feet, the shot of the has been/never was combo of chris knight and adrianna-whatshername laughing (like they were any better) and of course, fairplay hitting the ground and losing his entire front teeth. and oh…fairlplay running off stage to find his mommy. thanks cord. you made my day!

james, quick I need you in the Coulter thread, the tourists are trying to take over.

I had to log on from home to see it. Holy shit, that is awesome!! The best part is Jonny running off with his broken teeth between his legs.

Absolut Asshole.

Comment #34 made me pee myself laughing!

See!? That's why you don't fuck with a ginger! All that anger about being picked on and having to ALWAYS wear sunblock…there's a lot of angst built up in all of them. I've got my money on Bonnaducci…that guys loony on roids and had an anger problem to begin with. Johnny will just poop in his bed and run.

I'm nowhere near, Danny, but I'm still scared of him. You can tell that guys not afraid to die. He'w all, Mel Gibson, in the first Lethal Weapon,

Yes, he does have that devil-may-care attitude, doesn't he? How charming!

Only way it could be better if the Dooche tossed Perez Hilton but then he's not that light is he?

But if they could have gotten Johnny to stand behind Danny, we could have had a 3fer.