No, We Don't Know What You're Saying

Flavor Flav is a lot of things, chief among them being hopeless romantic. The reality show veteran finally found “love” with the mother of his youngest child, Karma, and we’re sure this is the real thing this time ??? after hearing him describe their first encounter, how could it not be true love?

When I first seen her, you know, the beauty. You know what I’m saying? I’m in Vegas, coming from New York, everything. And the way that she looked, you know what I’m saying. I looked up at her eyes. She had the prettiest eyes, man. And I’m a guy that always wanted to one day have a nice, fine woman to settle down with and have a family with, so I looked in her eyes ??? and her eyes was green at the time.

I can only hope that one day a man will say those words to me.


Jul 18, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 15 Responses
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Comments (15)

No. 1 Alice says:

Her eyes was green at the time … wow …

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 2:51 pm
No. 2 sar says:

A new classic. At the time.

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 2:58 pm
No. 3 MW says:

Um, doesn’t he already have like 15 illegitimate kids? You do have a family, fucker.

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 3:37 pm
No. 4 thembi says:

…at the time??

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 4:02 pm
No. 5 cooter says:

Maybe her eyes are hazel? Or she has since gotten colored contacts.

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 4:10 pm
No. 6 silent noodles says:

Only the classiest ladies wear colored contacts.

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 4:14 pm
No. 7 Keeblerkahn says:

Flavor Flav is like a Special Olympics competitor. You really can’t judge him to harshly, he is trying his best. All you can do is hug him and give him a cookie when it’s over.

Posted: Jul 18, 2008 at 5:24 pm
No. 8 Baghands says:

HAHA, anyone need a sugar daddy?
Too bad Flav is already taken, my eyes are green too.

Posted: Jul 19, 2008 at 12:06 am
No. 9 lava says:

can you marry green contacts? i heard some lady married a snake once

Posted: Jul 19, 2008 at 1:11 am
No. 10 ilnazhad says:

There was an article in Harper’s Bazaar statin that the woman never actually married a snake. I’m trying to find it…

Posted: Jul 19, 2008 at 3:01 am
No. 11 jujubees says:

So she can changer her eye color anytime she wants? Who the hell is this beauty, Miss Potato head.

Posted: Jul 19, 2008 at 2:02 pm
No. 12 sar says:

aaaaa hahahahahahahaha miss potato head. that one’s gonna come back to me at a very inconvenient time for random uproarious laughter.

Posted: Jul 20, 2008 at 8:15 pm
No. 13 jujubees says:

it took me a day but now I’m laughint. Once again, I’m blaming the Michelob Ultra.

Posted: Jul 20, 2008 at 10:51 pm
No. 14 Kate says:

So what color do her eyes be now?

Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 1:16 pm
No. 15 queencrone says:

Flavor Flav always reminds me of Tim the Tool Man Taylor.

“What time is it?”


Flavor the Tool

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 12:53 am
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