I don't know if I like the title or the photo more. You rock Cord.

Can you imagine the poor guy who unsuspectingly drank the roofie colada in order for Perez to have sex with him? Blech.

Celeb life is just a bunch of smoked mirrors.

…or drugs.

I meant smoked drugs.

Since imaginary encounters (fantasies) with John Mayer do not count, I believe that would bring the total down to zero.

So what he's trying to say is that gay men are a bunch of man-whores?

That statement is humble and candid.

Hard to believe that a rude,fat,greasy slob has trouble getting laid

one time too many

I'm with you, Crumb. Way to support the stereotype that gay men are oversexed and promiscuous, Perez.

Isaac Newton and Perez Hilton have so much in common! They both dedicated their life to study and had no time for wine and women.
Dicks hang because of gravity in Perez's presence.

Don't be so uptight. I don't think he's perpetuating much of a stereotype. Having sex once in a year would be insanely low for a straight man or woman as well.

I can't believe I'm defending that man. But that's as far as I will go. I will say that if I had sex once in a year, I wouldn't even tell my friends, let alone a major national newspaper. Of course, there is the distinct possibility that he doesn't have any friends.

I agree that sex once in a year is ridiculously low, and I would probably gnaw my own arm off for some action if that were the case for me, but he made the distinction "for a gay man". That kind of implies/pretty much flat out states that gay men are more promiscuous than other groups. That's all I'm sayin'.

Also, I second that probably doesn't have any friends. You'd have to knock me unconscious to spend an evening in the same room with him.

You took the words right out of my mouth Janice. Or the words right out of my fingers, rather.

Chin up Perez, there are probably some homeless dudes willing to do it with you if he buy then booze.

And somewhere someone is becoming a monk and professing to never again let little jimmy out to play. Such is the punishment of the mind, body, and soul for one who actually touched that pieced of offal. **vomit**

ok I want to know how I missed Perez Hilton getting punched in the face?