Try to think back to earlier this week when Heather Locklear was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She looked crazy, but TMZ is saying that the woman who reported the crime in the first place is even crazier — she's a former Us Weekly staffer. Yeesh.
Jill Ishkanian, who allegedly hacked into Us Weekly's computer system to locate celebs after she left the mag, was following Locklear in the Montecito area. Ishkanian watched the actress go to a market. When Heather got in her car, Ishkanian called 911, even though the car wasn't even moving at the time.
After calling 911, Ishkanian took the next logical step: She called a paparazzi agency to take pictures of the event, because why wouldn't Heather want to document this memory? But this isn't helping Locklear one bit: Officials said that Ishkanian's actions don't take away her credibility as a witness. Just her soul.
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Clearly this is just some shennanigans between old friends. Who hasn't pulled the ole fake dui prank on a friend?
I think that bitch Alison Parker put her up to it.
It was totally Kimberly.
Gaaah. You just put that scene of the dewigging complete with icky scar in my head. Kimberly's icky head scar, not mine…
Souls are overrated anyways.
I sold my soul for a carton of smokes and some beef jerky. I was just going to settle for the smokes but I was a little hungry and I insisted my soul was worth at least some jerky and a big gulp. At least I got the jerky.
I think you would have been happier had you held out for rock n' roll as well. Ah, regret.
Sometimes I wish I had a soul to sell. I could use a pack of smokes.
Damn economy.
I'm trying to get my ass to the store right now, qc. I'll get you some. What kind?
How ironic that the same person trying to ruin Heather's life through the media gets exposed on a gossip blog themselves?
*crosses self* I didn't mean it!
Ok. I did.
Oh evil twin, get me whatever. Are you still at the store? Get some beer too. I have a hot plate of food for you when you get back.