28 seconds.
That’s how much I got through before the beat annoyed me.

Does it bug anyone else that song is just a smidge over 4 minutes? The video logs in at 4:05. The single logs in at 4:03. How hard would it have been to actually make it a 4 minute track? Come on!

Damn. I have thrown up a little after reasing a post 5 times today. Gross.

Um that was, well…oh ok then. Hmmm. DIFFERENT. Yes, different. Thats it.

Damn, I was warned about those lost 4 minutes!

Really tired of seeing Madonna’s old crotch….it’s everywhere. Her legs are open on every picture! That shit probably got teeth.

Clean up in aisle Has Been!

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Madonna. . .crotch. . .yeah, whatever, that’s her thing. She bores me, but I wish Whitney didn’t have to get all age-ist about it. I hope you’re not one of those nasty little 22-year old witches who think all “old women” (like 30 year olds omgggg!!!) should put on long skirts and high collars so no one has to look at their ugly oldness. It’s bad enough that so many men have tried forever to make women over 25 believe they are washed up has-been hags, but it’s worse when females buy into it too. Get a clue, Whitney!!! Bash Madonna all you want, but try not to drag all of femaledom into it too.

I’d like to see some of the twenty-something hags on this site do a backbend, not once, but TWICE, as easily as Madonna does it in this video (Hell, I couldn’t do it!)

Not the best song ever, but not the worst, either. I actually like the trumpets in the background, and the beat.

Is it me, or is Madonna’s dancing gone totally down the tubes? She is jerking and twisting like a 50 year old high school chapperone who is trying to dance and be “with it”.

Who’s idea was it for them to put in a grocery store? You know bitch hasn’t walked in one of them since “Lucky Star”.

drat. i missed it.

i want to be critical too!!!

i second fleabag…

OH NOES! once you are old, you can’t dance and act sexy!

So many people call Madonna a washed up has-been. Why? Give one good reason. Because she’s old? That’s the only reason any of you can give. She was a woman in charge of her career when something like that was unheard of. She shocked, she reinvented herself and is the highest selling female singer in the world. She still sells out concerts, her albums still go platinum, she’s still winning awards and getting airplay…all the while you sit there and nitpick. If you don’t like the video fine, leave Madonna out of it.

well, i do like her boots. lol

that was just godawful.
she’s a has-been because her music only sells on name recognition, not because it’s good. it ain’t, and hasn’t been since ray of light (although i do like that one single a coulpe years ago”
and fleabag- yay sassy 50-year-olds and what not, but i don’t want to see them in leotards. hell i don’t want to see ANYONE in a leotard over the age of 10 without opaque tights. she needs to be like a sassy 50 year old, not like a sassy 20 year old. like it or not, once you’re married with like 84032 kids, it’s a different standard. to be fair, i hated that period when she came out with nudie pics and masturbated with crucifixes, so maybe i’m curmudgeonly before my time. my point is, keep the sass, lose the trash. she looks like 5 miles of rough, pleather coated road, and she doesn’t have to.

there go two of the biggest tools in the music biz today. Its amazing two people so full of themselves could work together like that. PROPS!

you are gay. how could you not think anyone is sexy in a leotard? i would punch you in the face if i saw you.

OOps. I wrote in with RCDC’s stupid name. Mine’s Donn.

you are gay RCDC. how could you not think anyone is sexy in a leotard? i would punch you in the face if i saw you.

I realize now that the whole video concept is that they (JT and Mad) are both trying to avoid being disintgreated by a nulclear bomb-like “force” chasing them everywhere they go… someone commented on this page about it being 4 minutes exactly and I have to agree with them.

Hey, I have news for you all! 50 is NOT old. Sorry to say that like everything in life, it is simply a matter of perspective. She looks good and could be doing so much more if she would just accept that 50 IS FLY.