Quit your bitching, Common American, you're not the only one in dire financial straits. Rupert Murdoch and his secret organization of hateful propagandists, Fox, have also fallen on tough times. What Happens in Vegas, the company's most successful film of the summer, only made $80 million domestically and just $215 million in the rest of the world. That's barely a quarter of a billion dollars. How is Rupe supposed to eat?!

Aug 12, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 2 Responses
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Comments (2)

No. 1 Kate says:

do they have to eat ramen too? Poor fellas.

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 2:22 pm
No. 2 Lily the Pink says:

I'm pretty sure Rupert Murdoch doesn't eat so much as he "feasts on souls." Granted, souls are usually more expensive than a box of Mac and Cheese…

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 3:23 pm
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