Not If But When
You'll never believe this: 22-year-old starlet – and Kanye West masturbatory fantasy – Megan Fox has decided to call off her engagement to fiancé Brian Austin Green, the 35-year-old successful actor turned unsuccessful rapper turned unsuccessful actor. According to a source, Fox, who will once again skyrocket to the forefront of chintzy directors' minds in next year's Transformers 2, has realized she is "too young" to marry someone whose career doesn't have the kind of heat hers does.
And because Bri Guy failed to seal the deal, no Optimus Prime money for him!
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"Baby it's nothing personal, it business. I'm a star now and you're not good enough for my image. Oh stop crying you big baby, you can bang any of your 90210 fans anytime you want now. I'm an A lister now, it would look right if I stayed with you. Babe, where did we put of sex tapes? Babe…?"
“Baby it’s nothing personal, it business. I’m a star now and you’re not good enough for my image. Oh stop crying you big baby, you can bang any of your 90210 fans anytime you want now. I’m an A lister now, it *wouldn't* look right if I stayed with you. Babe, where did we put of sex tapes? Babe…?”
I need to stop posting before I've had my morning meth.
I hope it just wasn't working out, and that she's not leaving him because she now thinks she's too cool for school.
I met BAG. Actually had lunch with him. It was like 15 years ago for an interview. He was great, a really nice, unpretentious person. And hot. Still is. It's Megan's loss, he'll find a nice lady.
She's only 22? Does anyone else think she's aging too fast?
Oh no. She's doing the Kim Kardashian mouth thing. I hate that face. Looking like you're waiting for someone to stick something in your mouth is not sexy. Unless you're a blow up doll.
I have a soft spot for BAG. I can't explain it. Maybe I'm still holding on to my 90210 dreams?
I know, juje. Porn star faces kill a woman's looks.
Yes, chezsan, I agree. Bitch looks 40. Gross!
Juju - couldn't agree with you more on both counts. BAG is my guilty pleasure celebrity crush.