Vous etes cerveau de calamar!

I spent a few weeks in Nice a couple years ago. The sammiches there are great! those picketing need to get a job.

That's Vive la France, not Viva.

rue, roux, and the other one… my french teacher spent HOURS trying to show us the subtle pronunciations differences. to this day all i hear is a dog bark "rrrooo! rrrrroooooo!"

Maybe he meant, Viva la France as in, wipe France up with a paper towel?

Or it could be a good example of the Americanization of French…Viva makes me think of Viva Las Vegas. Vegas represents the vices of America and Americans. Viva la France, bitches!

The France protest everything, it's their national pastime. If someone gets a stale baggett from a cafe on the Champs Elysees, within an hour 50 people will be there protesting and blaming their government for it. It's what they do. Americans have baseball and Nascar, the French have protest.

Maybe if we tell them that Maria likes their sandwiches they will calm down.

The French are awesome!

Don't get me wrong. I'm not ragging on the French. I think they get a bad rep in America. All I'm saying is they like to protest everything.

I think this is hysterical. I appreciate the public acknowledgement that people really don't give a shit about Angelina and her whoriness anymore.

Keeblerkahn, that's one of the reasons I like the French. Their activism is admirable. I wish we were more like that in North America. Maybe we'd get things changed.

See the press is now going to report on the pickets outside the hospital, not the "real news". If the world didn't eat up all the shit about celebs like it was a french sandwich, then maybe it wouldn't be all over the papers. This might also do some good for the tourism there, that might be the reason the mayor is showing up.

who has time for activism? i've got tmz to watch on my new iphone.

they do make a mean ass kebab in nice. plus there are always roast chickens hanging in the windows of store shops. and lord knows, whenever i pass a chicken in a window, i feel an urge to eat it.

MW- Her "whoriness"? If you don't like her, you're free to critisize her. But her "whoriness"?

MW- Her "whoriness"? If you don't like her, you're free to critisize her. But her "whoriness"?

Way to go, Jacob Two-Two.

I prefer to call it "manliness" or perhaps "George Clooneyness" - although, admittedly, Clooneyness could be something all together different.

Je suis un pamplemousse. J'aime les douche d'or.

clooneyness is next to godliness.

(i totally stole that from the boondocks, i'll admit it, except according to magruder, it's cosbiness that is next to godliness. i find both statements to be true.)

Le souris est sur la table. Je voudrais du jambon.

Les prostituées sont entre mes orteils.

the prostitutes are in my eyes?

In between I think…does that cost extra? Pardon, couter plus?

Between my TOES. Obviously.

@Lisa
Non, non, non. En fait, vous bénéficiez d'une remise.

Google translator for than one.

Oh man, I read it as oreils. Je suis desolee. Je ne suis pas Quebecoises. Et, j'ai etudier le francais dans ecole secondaire solement. Tu peux suck it.

I am going to translate everything. Yee haw!

I can't speak French, either. And I have to become fluent for my poli sci studies at Carleton. Tabarnac.

Zut alors! C'est la guerre! Cafe au Lait!

Bonne chance, il. Au moins ce n'est pas l'Universite d'Ottawa, ou personne ne veux te parler en anglais.

Oh, and also, J'aime faire les bas en papier mache.

The only french I know is from Lady Marmelade.
And hor's devors, cie vous plait.

On va dancer?

Seulement si vous voulez coucher avec moi, ce soir.

cafe aulait!

I am trying to remember the french version of

"Are you Sleeping Brother John".

Dorme vous?

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Ding, ding, dong. Ding, ding, dong.

I actually spent a night awake thinking what the cock this song is supposed to mean. Ring the morning bells??

Janice, we should meet up. I'll buy you a drink. If you're cool with being arrested and all because I'm underage.

better them in nice than in the u.s. that way THEY can put up w/the shizz over there and we can be left in peace.

i mean, that's why we have star magazine, isn't it? oui, merci beaucoup; aimez le starbucks.

Oh, oui, son clooneyness est si gay, s'il vous plaît!

Quelqu'un - quelqu'un - sauve shiloh!

Il, I'm old enough to be your mother. If I was a slutty 7 year old, that is. Which I was.

Drinks it is.

at ilnazhad:

Isn't it Morning bells are ringing, not ring the morning bells? At least, that's in the English version since I'm too much of an ignorant American to bother learning another language. So like, get the hell up Jack, you hit the snooze button one too many and now the bells are ringing.

I may be wrong, but I think Clooneyness has to do with eating poop. With corn teeth. Non?

Nah, if it was morning bells are ringing, it would be "les matines sonnent."

I think it might be some kind of obscure slang cause your version makes more sense, but the direct translation is "ring the morning bells."

I think Jack was a lazy fuck who was supposed to get up and ring the church bells, calling everyone in for praying and junk. Now everyone is going to hell. Thanks Jack.

So you're telling me when the red-hot poker is stabbing my ass, I have someone to blame?

Yeeeeeesssssss!

My, my, so many posts!! Mon favorite est, Je suis une anana! - d'une film de francais passe d'apprendre la langue. I miss 7th grade… man I hope I didn't just make some French ears bleed - it's been a while!

Keeblerkahn: protest has gotten them nowhere, has it??? much of the country is still a filthy dump for the most part.

"Their activism is admirable."

can you say vichy gov't…? they are as useless now as they were then.

"I wish we were more like that in North America. Maybe we’d get things changed."

in case you haven't noticed, their whining never gets them anywhere; they just like to bi*ch and moan.

Amour de toute façon. <3

Iseult, helooooooooo, dit moi en francais, s'il vous plait.

I don't know, the French have a lot of social services we don't even have in Canada. The government seems fairly afraid of messing with the people, for good reason. Seems like old revolutions die hard, and there are still guillotines in museums…

Vive la revolution!

We don't have time to protest because we're too busy suing people when they piss us off. They should just sue the twins for mental distress.

Lisa (#1)

Le pardon, je ne sais pas ce que vous voulez dire.

Thank you ilnazhad!

I also know fromage.

(I spell french words phonetic style.)

"Leur activism est admirable" sings laike deeez. (I can't speak french, so I did an accent.)

chelsea & lisa #1 make me laugh my a** off.

hahahahahaha!!!!

What's with all this fancy Frenchy talk. This is America speak the language or go home. (sarcasm alert)

lisa (#1):
what is "sings laike deeez"?

i AM home. in nyc. where i was born. i don't even speak french, heh heh!

this was a lot of fun…i need more fun in my life!

thanks for the laffs!

xoxoxox,
iseult

Rick Deez?

That's pretty cute isecult. It's all about fun and pink boxes here. Oh, and Commies™

Suing - it is like protesting for Americans.

Sings laike deeeze NUTS!

It is frenchified "things like this."

Bewbeeez.

In this time of war, inflation, and homeless people, i'd think a murder in your city would rate more attention of your publicly ellected officials than chasing celebrities with the papparazzi herd. Jolie/Pitts are OLD news now, don't care if they produce litter after litter, bored to death with the five minutes of fame that seems to die a slow, agonizing death where these two are concerned. Time to move on already….geeze, next we'll be reading headlines Jolie/Pitt's Qualify For Social Security, photos below…..geeze

"Je suis le Président de Burundi."

DUUUUUDDDES. French is cool. And I have no idea what you people are talking about.

Mine was from Eddie Izzard.

So was "le souris est sur la table."

wait, so can someone tell me if the prostitutes are in my eyes or not?

If you are quoting Eddie Izzard… then you mean "la souris est SOUS la table." You have to be careful with your instructions because I really want to find this mouse.

The prostitutes are not between your eyes. That doesn't make sense! They are between your toes. Yeesh.

Protesting is going a bit far, but they are right to be upset with such skewed media coverage of superficial events.

"because I really want to find this mouse"

hilarimouse.

if there are prostitutes in your eyes you better be paying them extra for the peeing-on. it's gross but someone has to stand up for the Old French Whores.

And if the mouse pees on you, is this extra?

I have to see where I am in terms of traveler's checks.

(I DO have some fromage. Maybe we can work this out.))

i reckon i should just call john mayer. he would definitely pee in my eyes, dontcha think?

C'est bon que ces citoyens protestent la farce qui suit Brangelina. Ils risquent la continuance de tel evenements dans leur ville s'ils restent silencieux. Le maire doit se souvenir de sa premiere responabilite aux residents permanents de Nice. Bravo !

janice-
Saved your number in my drafts. I'm just going to post it here for you to check if I have the number down right.
Just fuckin' with you. Not that it would be unusual for me to reveal someone's personal information online. Hey, there, cooter…

STM, are you trying to imply John Mayer is down with the golden rule

indeed i am, juju.

indeed i am.

What does Je suis un pamplemousse mean in English?
Jade Puget (from the band AFI) supposedly shouted it out really loud in a canadian grocerey store. but i dunno what it means!