America's Next Bottom Model
Subject: “How can I get my daugther noticed??”
“Dear Editor: I’d like to get an agent for my daughter…please see pics below. If interested, my name is Melina [xxx] and I can be reached at 858-245-[xxxx].”
Because we, like women’s magazines, are service-oriented, let this serve as an open call for all “agents” on the hunt for new talent. Photos below.
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oh i noticed her….i noticed that she looks like a 2 dollar hooker. ok, that was mean. she looks like a 5 dollar hooker.
5'2"? Yeah, I'm gonna suggest that she send those cards out to Hooters. She's got half of the outfit figured out already. That or to Robin Antin. She might have a new show in the works, "Whorelicious."
Her dimensions are missing the fourth number:
32-23-34-9
…because that's a man….
Okay whatever.
Now that is a mother who truly loves her daughter and wants what is best for her. *cue eye roll*
Her "daughter" looks like she's about 35 and like she hopped right out of 1992. I think her modeling options are going to be Hooters and the Fredericks of Hollywood catalogue.
I'm lovin' it Fucked Up! :)
that's not the same girl from this blinking adult friends finder ad?
she is prety gerl too bad mmomma is stettwalker piimp
No, chibarosa, I chortle. I too am thinking about becoming a model. Would Cord consider being my agent? Let me send you my photos even though I look a little manly I think I would be big with the chicks with dicks market. Think about it.