I thought I'd post here because apparently the "fuck" title in the other one makes a firewall come up for the comments portion. Stupid firewalls.

Anywho.

Hey, should we start a DUI pool for cash and prizes?

You mean like guess who's next?

I guess Lindsay Lohan.

I'm going with Hayden Panettiere or however you spell her name.

Oooh good guess. Although I'm not sure Mommy lets her drive herself anyway.

Now pick one that isn't a given and a little off the wall…I say Rosie O'Donnell. That would be AWESOME dash cam video.

I'm going with Rumor Willis…maybe driving step daddy's car.

"Are you a heterosexual? Heteros are responsible for all the wars in the world!!"

You need to add low self-esteem, body image issues, daddy issues, fame, perfectionism, depression, and loneliness somewhere into that diagram.
That being said, I need to change my moniker. I'm over this loser.

BeA, don't abandon her now when she needs you most. I blame Al Gore for this. If only he would have had that meeting with her, I'm sure she'd be fine.

Be A, I must insist you make your new name "Country" then.

Ahem, I think you mean "Country Y'all?"

I don't think I have any energy left to make fun of her. What a sad case. (But you folks go ahead, because you're cracking me up. That heartless Al Gore!)

"Country Y'all" would be EXCELLENT!! If Be A doesn't take it, I might.

My dream Surreal life, Lindsay, Britney, Paula, and…..not sure who else. There would be some really great meltdowns. And of course nobody would be taking drugs of any kind.

Yeah, Marie, that S.O.B. was traipsing around trying to "save the planet," instead of taking care of our girl. What was he thinking?

I'd want to add Madonna to that Surreal Life so she could keep giving gifts and then demanding them back.

Psst, jujubees, Janice Dickinson would be awesome with that group, even though she's already done it.

Dream surreal life-you have to put Janice Dickinson back on! You could also add J-Simp into the mix and why not Christina Aguilara and Hillary Duff and then throw in Wilmer Valdirama and watch the drama! That would rock

Great train of thought evil twin.

I think Christina and Hilary would just sit back and watch it happen, which would be boring.

Put Momma Lohan on with Lindsay.

Good one Kitchy- I was thinking that Hill and Christina would rekindle the fueds with Lindsay and Britney.

OMG, I love Janice, I just can't look away. There should be a few more guys. I'm thinking one of the Corey's. Haim since Feldman was already on.

Maybe some old 80's hairband singer. Although it makes me sad to see them all so bloated and in one case, really unfortunate corn rows.

Let's throw Donald Trump in there while we're at it. Just because.

Haim just makes me sad because he stroked out after a drug overdose and now isn't completely there.

Michael Jackson.

We simply must have a Surreal Life with MJ. I don't care if he's in this one, but he must be in one at some point.

Just don't go putting Emmanuel Lewis back in there w/ MJ.

I liked Emmanuel Lewis too much for that.

If we're putting Emmanuel on with MJ can we throw in Alex Karras too?

Michael can't do it unless he can bring his menagerie of animals, lawyers, and, masks.

Is he even still alive? Sure why not? For 80s hair band singer let's go with Kevin Dubrow. Although in his case, "hair" is obviously a loose term.

For guys how about Calum Best, Fred Durst and why not throw Vanilla Ice back on!

Joey Tempest, people!

Ooooh, I LOVE me some Rob Van Winkle. "Rollin' in my 5.0, with my ragtop down, so my hair can blow."

Vanilla Ice scares me. I think he's watched Scarface one too many times.

I'd like to see the guy from Ratt on there. What was his name? I have a feeling he doesn't have too much of his own hair left.

Stephen Pearcy. And yeah, he's rockin' a hair piece. Joey Tempest scares ME. He looked like my 5th grade teacher, and she wasn't cute.

We could always throw in Keith Richards. If anyone can provide the young 'uns with some quality blow, it's Keith.

He does have that female gym teacher look.

But will they understand what Keith is offering them? I can't ever understand him.

"Azziby bibby allo blow?"

I think they'd decipher "blow."

What about The Hoff?

Kitchy, you've hung with Keef before haven't you? That was a little too accurate, I think.

Errr… um… hey look! A flying monkey!

Ahhhhhh Evil twin, that is greatness. He can just walk around telling everyone to stop hasseling the Hoff. Maybe if we're lucky he'll sing one of his greatest hits. Does he have one?

I knew it! ;)

The Hoff is perfect! What about Dee Snyder?

I can see the Hoff and Janice in a celebrity Death Match and my money is on Janice.

Dee Snyder's entirely too normal and down-to-earth for Surreal Life.

I was hoping to find out more on this Venn Diagram thingamajig, but all I have to say now is:

K-FED!!!!