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Ken Paves had all of his bitches in like for the opening of his new Salon in LA yesterday. Musta been a real laugh riot, what with Newly single Eva Longoria, publicly depressed (not to mention FUPA-tacular) Jessica Simpson, and also recently divorced Carmen Electra. Wheee.
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What is with the howler monkey thing Jess has going on–not her best look; seriously, do her paid people not go around with her anymore? Carmen is showing that Dave really was the soul of that relationship; I nominate her for the 2nd annual DEO!
Is she waiting for a penis to fall from the sky?
Jessica has really let herself go! She looks horrible. She looks like she needs a bigger pair of jeans…the tummy is not so flat anymore and you can definitely see the flub buldge…bet she doesn't feel so cute standing next to the other two skinny minnies! Yuck!
Jessica AND Eva make a pretty pair–esp. as no man will accept EITHER one!
Jessucka Simpleton is just SAD. The really SAD thing is, she knows it. Why was this person ever held up as a standard of beauty, talent or anything? She is a horse-faced moron and she'll be doing Playboy in a year. Come to think of it she won't even be able to get that gig, b/c she is now FAT!
Say what you will about Eva and Carmen, but Jessica is no ones BITCH. The lousy tramps ontop of me writing about her deserve that title. You all pick on her, why? Do you know why you hate her? Is it because she is so beautiful? Because men cum to her in magazines? because she has more money than you? Is it because you are bitches? Answer: all the above.
To Maureen: listen bitch, Jessica looks good whatever she wears. What she should do is wear nothing, I bet that would shut your ass up, you would be like " Oh my god, her breasts are so huge! And her pussy is so tight and clean" So spare yourself the humility and lay off.
To Kitchy: why in the hell did you use the name kitchy? I thinky it is a typo, what you meant to say was itchy, because yor question implied that all you fantasize about is penis.
To HMP: Holy Mother of Pearl!! that is what the doctor said when you popped out. And he put you back in as well. You talk about Jessica letting herself go, well, I liked her tummy, and I would lick a dash of sugar right off of it. I bet all you do is sit at home all day and watch Oprah eatting BON BONS like peggy Bundy.
To Kat: You are wrong. I want Jessica, and Eva, so that makes they can add n one more to the list than you will ever have. The cat is IN this bag.
To BooBoo: ???Jessica will be doing playboy?! Jessica is FAT?! Today is just rolling wit good news! as for you, if you have to BooBoo, the bathrom is down the hall in your house, just make sure to flush this time.
In conclusion, do not try to respond, I am never coming back to this site.
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