It's the simple pleasures, really, that make life wonderful. Like this: Andy Milonakas planning a strategic boob-grab of Heidi from The Hills, who has no connection between her head and her body, or her head and anything for that matter, and probably would never notice.

Or the unbridled douchebaggery that is Jordan and Brian (pictured here, also of The Hills).

Or the fact that LC's little sister may take down the whole Laguna/Hills empire with as she apprears completely void of charisma.

Or the portion of this weeks The Hills episode in which Jason is very obviously and hilariously doing something illegal in the bathroom during his birthday dinner. (One minute he is his normal unable-to-complete-a-full-sentence self and the next he's wanting to be social? It's a helluva drug.)

Happy Canada Day.