Attention whore.

hahaha

Cord, your pink shirt is the most dangerous thing in that picture.

that’s awesome.

Aw, you’re so damn cute Cord, even when you do the frowny face! :-)

It’s Niko ‘Untooned’.

Why must everyone hate on Shaolin, what did we denizens of the dump ever do, release us from the bonds of NYC foul beast!

Hmmm. . . he looks like a miracle of science where you got Jason Statham pregnant.

you’re so cute when you try to look tough, to bad the pink shirt kills the bad boy image.

the guy in the ad looks more like Statham…but Cord I had forgotten how handsome you are, thanks for the cute pic-LOVE the pink shirt :)

oooooohh Cord I want you to assault me with your weapon. *winks & licks lips* ;o

Panty creamer!
(Ok, somebody had to say it.)

Um, is that a f***kin’ heart locket around his neck?

ilnazhad is being eerily quiet. I’ll bet she’s already turned this pic into her screensaver/wallpaper and “who I’d like to meet” on her myspace.

I think that IS a heart necklace! Along with the pink shirt he looks like one tough bitch!

THIS IS NOT OK CORD!!! Why must you taunt us so? I remember back in the day, asking the hags if I was the only one who had an uncontrollable crush on you . . . they laughed, they said I would get over it. It starts to fade, I get excited, thinking it’s all over, and THEN you have to go and post an adorable photo like this (ego much? you know you’re going to get responses like this) and the crush returns in full force.

Don’t turn me into one of those horrible women that posts things like, “if you’re ever in Oakland . . . ” on a public forum, for Christ’s sake! Stop with the hot photos! Or come to Oakland and let me . . . uh . . . show you a good time? DAMN!

*weeps* see what you’ve made me do now!!!

HOLY CRAP! There’s an ad on the bottom of my screen for…wait for it…Gay Thug Dating Sites! Bwaaahahahaaa

Wow, this is like your own personal dating site, Cord. What with all the praise. I’ll help level the playing field: You’re ugly, and vain, and egotistical. I read the site for your journalistic wit, and the typically poignant headlines, not your face. Get over yourself.

Shut up, Maria, you are just jealous of me because he s.. uhhh… just shut up.
Mammoth- One of my classmates just said he looks like Justin Timberlake. And I see it. EEEEEWWWWWW. Are you over him now?

we need more photos like this!!

ilnaz joon -

wow. that worked. thanks.

now back to appreciating him for his excellent writing, politics, and journalistic integrity.

damn it, there I go again - i’m doomed, aren’t i?

khob joonam - meetooneem be farsi rajeb-esh harf bezaneem va neh-meefahmeh.

whaddya think?

Okay… I’ve never typed in Farsi-English but I’ll give it a shot…
Manam kheli azesh rhosham meead. Vah as chantah pesar as 236.com rhosham meead. Vah as heech pesar keh voghan meedooname rhosham eentoree neemeead. I would say “fuck” right now but I don’t know any farsi swear words. Except “cos.” And that’s enough.

aw, you’re cute when you try to look tough.

STM! Cord is ferocious! He looks like he can jump over a tall hamster!

He’s trying to look tough? I thought he was trying to look at his eyebrows.

Delicious.

Ilz you’re such a cos….. :-)

Cord - you look thin my dear - are you eating? Don’t try and live off of espresso’s and contempt! Eat a sandwhich or something. I worry about you kids.

Well, his thin physique goes well with his boat shoes, and ankle socks, as he bounds up the subway steps two at a time.

And his blue baseball cap. And his fitted grey tee. As he walks North on Bedford Ave. towards McCarren Park.
Just guessing.

*sings* I always feel like….somebody’s watchin me. And I got no privacy…whoa-ooo…