"I Don't Give Shoutouts"
Gary Busey, where have you been all our life? It's like you fell from heaven, leaving little droplets of awesomeness along your way.
Just when we were starting to feel bad about his Ryan Seacrest scandal, Gary had to go and get sassy with an 11-year-old girl. We're still not quite sure what an 11-year-old was doing at an Oscars party armed with a microphone and video camera, but just roll with it.
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Make sure you have some coffee before watching. You need a little help before watching the Busey this early in the am. He just always comes at you full Busey.
What an asshole! First beats down poor little Ryan Seacrest and then a poor little 11-year old. Also, pot? Meet kettle.
You know what? This man is brilliant.
Today, all day, when someone asks me something or wants me to do something for them, or even just says good morning, my standard reply will be:
What are you asking me? I can't hear you. Then I'll walk away saying that I don't give shout outs.
This should be fun, if it doesn't get me fired.
It's not working out. I'm no Gary Busey. :-(
ok, i just got around to watching this and i can now say that i love busey. he's the crotchity old man that sits on his porch yelling at all the young wippersnappers.
p.s. with those teeth do you think he might have been a naked mole rat is his former life?
Gary Busy molesting Jennifer was the ONLY excitement of the Oscars. It was so very boring this year.
It is time to bring back "I'm with Busey."
Or some kind of celebrity boot camp, like the ones out of control teens are always being sent to on daytime talk shows, with Gary Busey as drill sergeant.
Hell, if E! did a reality show consisting of nothing more than a camera following Busey from red carpet to red carpet, and the bemused, nonplussed reactions of everyone in his wake, I would tune in regularly.