Did everyone see the moment on yesterday’s very special episode of Divorce Court when Gary Coleman went from laughingstock to wise sage who speaks truths other men try to decimate with alcohol and products and violence? In case you missed it:

I have low-self esteem. I don’t feel successful in life. I want the world for [my wife] and I get very frustrated that I can’t bring it to her. I don’t feel financially secure and a lot of time I feel like I’m wasting her time.

Whoa! If every drunk asshole beating up his wife and kids or sleeping with his girlfriend’s best friend could say exactly what Gary Coleman did on that show, this world would be about a million times better. Tonight, drink a domestic beer for Gary.

May 2, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 5 Responses
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Comments (5)

No. 1 Lily the Pink says:

I’m always glad to see someone appearing to be introspective and aware they actually have some control over their own life, but please, can I drink an import instead?

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 2:43 pm
No. 2 Tootelle says:

they went on Divorce Court????

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 4:33 pm
No. 3 button says:

poor willy loman.

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 6:16 pm
No. 4 queencrone says:

Gary, this Bud’s for you!!

(in the interest of accuracy-it’s a Natural Ice.
That’s domestic too, but it doesn’t sound as fun as the “this Bud’s for you” does. But damn it’s cheaper and tastier. I like cheap and tasty.)

Posted: May 3, 2008 at 12:46 am
No. 5 ilnazhad says:

Commie for button! That comment was cute as a…

Posted: May 3, 2008 at 12:52 am
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