I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
Gary Coleman and his 22-year-old bride have already landed in divorce court so they can air their dirty laundry in public. As if we didn't have enough evidence that Hollywood screws up child actors for life, Gary provided us with this logical reasoning as to why he keeps to himself: "I don't have any friends, and I don't intend on making any. I have a relationship that's tough enough and wonderful enough … I don't want to worry about your wife, your dog, your car, your house burned down — I don't care about any of that."
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Poor guy- I watched his E True Hollywood story, and his parents really did a number on him. After working so hard, even when he was sick from his kidney problem, he had nothing to show for it. That'll make you a cynic, dontcha think?
I feel bad for Gary Coleman. He was worked like a horse and fucked by his parents. Money is the worst thing ever.
I think he's just trying to say that:
Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what may be right for you may not be right for some…
He aint got nothing but his jeans, but it takes diff'rent strokes to move the world.
(And then the judge asked if they consumated the marriage): It takes diff'rent strokes to move the world, yes it does, diff'rent strokes to move the world.
I am both saddened and amused in equal measure. Thats the MTV generation for you.
This may sound goofy - but when I was a kid, I thought the song said "The world don't move to the beat of just one Drummond"… ??
I thought it was a play on their last name. I guess I just read too much into stuff sometimes. :)
I love how she's trying to change the mind of a 40 year old in 30 minutes.
Coleman’s story is beyond sad. He needs extensive psych sessions to get past all the anger, resentment, bitterness directed to the folks who exploited his fame and plundered his fortune.
Gary & Shannon are disturbingly opposites but they share a fondness for each other.
This couple is #1 candidate for a reality show. If the deal is negotiated well it could begin to alleviate his financial troubles.
i have smoked crak wit gary so i have no beef wit him. but i will tell you dis– dat nigga has da tiniest dick ive ever seen. and believe me ive sucked ( i mean ) seen many a black dik. im danny partridge bioooooooooootch.