Gay gay porn king Michael Lucas has invited Hills flotsam Spencer Pratt to be a star in one of his films. Here's Lucas' publicity stunt in his own words:
He was born to be in a gay-porn blockbuster. Lucas Entertainment would do anything to be able to center our next major all-male production on Spencer Pratt.
Trust me - I’ll know how to show viewers the parts of Spencer Pratt they most want to see.
He'll know how to show us Spencer's sense of decency? We thought Michael Lucas was in the cock game.
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The part of Spencer Pratt I most want to see is the top of his hand, as it slips below the waves for the final time, after I send him to sleep with the fishes.
I would like the head of Spencer on a silver platter. Not the one on his neck either. I'm going to throw it in a taffy machine.
cock game? sounds fun.
Thanks jujubees and gay porn producers, I've managed to go years without having to think about Spencer's cock, and now, you've ruined it.
I wonder if he can take a weiner the way he takes a burrito? That's a bj mouth if I ever saw one.
And if he has the same face of eager anticipation.
Aw, shit, now you've got me doing it.
Well, fuck it. Since I'm already visualizing it, he needs to use less teeth.
Or he'll have to shave the teeth afterwards.Just cover the teeth with your upper lip.
I don't want to see any part or even think about any part of spencer pratt. That kid is nasty. As far as the gay porn is concerned I always thought he was a little gay and wouldn't be surprised if he was doing a little man on man action on the side. Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck.
I am SO glad I have never even seen or watched that "hills" bullshit. I don't really know what it is but for some fake reality shit with some fued b/t some broad named lauren and some loser who would die to look more acceptable, and who also dates this douchebag who some pornographer thinks gay men want to see fucking. THAT is my full understanding, and it is already too much, honestly. I mean, I know many gay men as I went to art school and on behalf of them, that is so insulting, my god.
He looks like a cabbage patch kid. Anyone else see it? That makes this whole gay porn thing a whole new level of creepy.
I need to wash my brain out with chlorine now.
Pass the chlorine this way, juju.
Yes, yes blah, I DO see it. The funny hair, the nose, the eyes…that is hilarious!!
I don't get it. I thought Michael Lucas always bragged about only hiring gay actors to do his movies? Does he know something we don't?
spencer pratt should be invited to be in beastiality porn. he had practice with her horse-faced girlfriend. why not try it on a real horse. Its something worth watching