It's When He's Gay

jcchasez

Relative to the size of our office, we merry few at Jossip employ a rather large population of gays. And, as you may have learned from public radio, gays are all born with gaydar, an inherent familiarity with their particular subculture which allows them to spot a member of their tribe from all the way across the gym. Thus, I have it on good authority that ex-boy band man JC Chasez is merely putting on a farce here in Los Angeles. Trust me, I’ve got reliable stories of stolen glances in Starbucks. What more do you need?

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Aug 16, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 28 Responses
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Tagged: Gay, JC Chasez
Comments (28)

No. 1 lale says:

I don’t know- he looks really into this girl with impossibly long legs, and the pictures don’t look posed at all. Plus, he’s in the limelight so much, wouldn’t we know if he had a “special friend”/”personal assistant” like his good buddy Lance Bass?

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 2:59 pm
No. 2 deimos says:

maybe he swings both ways…

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:07 pm
No. 3 Kitchy says:

Oh no. He’s gay as gay can be.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:09 pm
No. 4 jujubees says:

I’ve heard the rumors for years and as much as I despise, loathe, and hate, Perez, he is usually right when it comes to who’s what.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:11 pm
No. 5 deimos says:

maybe he’s fighting the gay then…..every famous gay needs a beard, look at tom cruise and john travolta.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:12 pm
No. 6 April says:

wait is tom johns beard or john toms

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:17 pm
No. 7 jujubees says:

tom’s johns beard, is this a new shake of some kind?

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:19 pm
No. 8 Kitchy says:

A man can’t have a male beard, that would be counterproductive.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:19 pm
No. 9 LisaNo.1 says:

I think he is just afraid that people will think he is copying Lance. I mean Lance was the one-off of the group who could barely dance and sung the bass lines (right?). I mean he is prolly embarassed to, post NSync, be the follower.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:24 pm
No. 10 deimos says:

him and lance should hook up if they haven’t already…..a match made in boy band heaven

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:27 pm
No. 11 April says:

i was implying neither are very manly, don’t you agree Mrs. Turnblat?

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:33 pm
No. 12 jujubees says:

That sounds like a hot new reality show. Gay X boy band’ers all competing for a date with Lance. Will you accept this rose?

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:51 pm
No. 13 ils vont says:

I just don’t see how it could be possible with all those manly songs they sang and all that very straight coreography, it just doesn’t make sense.

http://www.ilsvont.com

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 4:07 pm
No. 14 jujubees says:

It’s like my senior prom all over again. Just becusae my boyfriend wanted to do my make up for me, how could I have known. That’s normal, right?

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 4:17 pm
No. 15 evil twin says:

My senior prom date was gay too! It was my most fun high school dance ever.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 4:25 pm
No. 16 jujubees says:

LOL, we are like Brett Ratner, sort of. He gets blow jobs from transvestites and we dated gay fellows. It happens.

That prom really did suck. On the bright side, I was still a virgin after my prom.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 7:38 pm
No. 17 jujubees says:

Oh wait, your prom was fun. Mine sucked ass. But my makeup and hair was KICK ASS. For the 80’s. I had the biggest bangs in the room.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 7:40 pm
No. 18 evil twin says:

I knew my date was gay, I can’t tell if you knew or not? Anyhoo, it was a blast. I had a short, black velvet, off the shoulder dress with a fuschia crinoline underneath and two fuschia satin bows on each shoulder. It was the shit, baby.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 7:43 pm
No. 19 jujubees says:

No, I didn’t know. But your outfit sound very, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

Mine was very, Like a Virgin. White satin with plunging v and a lacey inset. It was one size too small so you could see some side boob. Plus super crunchy white lace overskirt.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 7:54 pm
No. 20 evil twin says:

Oh, and I had velveteen black heels with rhinestone accents to match.

Well, one of my best friends in college dated a guy for two years before he came out. She always used to bitch that he would only do doggy-style.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 7:57 pm
No. 21 jujubees says:

At least she got that. I wasted 3 years and didn’t even get bad sex. It just hit me, I was a teenage beard. Sweeet.

Nice rhinestone shoes. I just had some white satin shoes with a clip on rhinestone bow. No accents for me.

So, gay boyfriend, sucky shoes, and no blackberry. Oh, and over 30.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 8:10 pm
No. 22 evil twin says:

Gay prom date, cheesy shoes, and no blackberry, and over 30 also here…

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 8:12 pm
No. 23 jujubees says:

It’s enough to make me feel violent. I want to watch a kung fu movie and find Brandon Davis.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 10:25 pm
No. 24 sar says:

ROFL at all of y’alls comments!! I haven’t actually typed ROFL in at least 3 years. Esp. at jujubees - gay prom date girls - unite!!

I am ashamed to admit that I’m well into my 20s and still haven’t developed a real, actual gaydar. My mind just can’t connect “gay behaviors” with gay sexual attraction. Like what, just because that one guy thinks sequins are cool, he wants to kiss other guys? Huh?

Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 11:15 am
No. 25 jujubees says:

Me too. They had a semi funny skit about just that on SNL. Rachel Dratch kept trying to hook up with clearly gay men.

After my gay boyfriend and I broke up, everyone told me they could have told me that. Ummmm, helllooo, could not one of you actually told me that? Friggin family, who needs em.

Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 1:55 pm
No. 26 sar says:

i hear ya. family is why i drink. and it’s friday, so pour me a tom’s johns beard and lets get crackalackin.

Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 2:13 pm
No. 27 Alycia says:

I’m a recovering gay prom date gal as well! :) All the signs were there…I was just fighting the gaydar, lol.

Regardless, JC is completely gay.

Posted: Aug 18, 2007 at 5:16 am
No. 28 carl says:

Sorry to break the news, but he’s not gay. I love how every gay blogger says he’s gay. Wishful thinking, bbs. He fucks everything with a skirt and he has more girlfriends than any man I know. But I would have to say he plays with men sometimes.

Posted: Aug 23, 2007 at 10:46 pm
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