It's When He's Gay

Relative to the size of our office, we merry few at Jossip employ a rather large population of gays. And, as you may have learned from public radio, gays are all born with gaydar, an inherent familiarity with their particular subculture which allows them to spot a member of their tribe from all the way across the gym. Thus, I have it on good authority that ex-boy band man JC Chasez is merely putting on a farce here in Los Angeles. Trust me, I’ve got reliable stories of stolen glances in Starbucks. What more do you need?
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I don’t know- he looks really into this girl with impossibly long legs, and the pictures don’t look posed at all. Plus, he’s in the limelight so much, wouldn’t we know if he had a “special friend”/”personal assistant” like his good buddy Lance Bass?
maybe he swings both ways…
Oh no. He’s gay as gay can be.
I’ve heard the rumors for years and as much as I despise, loathe, and hate, Perez, he is usually right when it comes to who’s what.
maybe he’s fighting the gay then…..every famous gay needs a beard, look at tom cruise and john travolta.
wait is tom johns beard or john toms
tom’s johns beard, is this a new shake of some kind?
A man can’t have a male beard, that would be counterproductive.
I think he is just afraid that people will think he is copying Lance. I mean Lance was the one-off of the group who could barely dance and sung the bass lines (right?). I mean he is prolly embarassed to, post NSync, be the follower.
him and lance should hook up if they haven’t already…..a match made in boy band heaven
i was implying neither are very manly, don’t you agree Mrs. Turnblat?
That sounds like a hot new reality show. Gay X boy band’ers all competing for a date with Lance. Will you accept this rose?
I just don’t see how it could be possible with all those manly songs they sang and all that very straight coreography, it just doesn’t make sense.
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It’s like my senior prom all over again. Just becusae my boyfriend wanted to do my make up for me, how could I have known. That’s normal, right?
My senior prom date was gay too! It was my most fun high school dance ever.
LOL, we are like Brett Ratner, sort of. He gets blow jobs from transvestites and we dated gay fellows. It happens.
That prom really did suck. On the bright side, I was still a virgin after my prom.
Oh wait, your prom was fun. Mine sucked ass. But my makeup and hair was KICK ASS. For the 80’s. I had the biggest bangs in the room.
I knew my date was gay, I can’t tell if you knew or not? Anyhoo, it was a blast. I had a short, black velvet, off the shoulder dress with a fuschia crinoline underneath and two fuschia satin bows on each shoulder. It was the shit, baby.
No, I didn’t know. But your outfit sound very, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.
Mine was very, Like a Virgin. White satin with plunging v and a lacey inset. It was one size too small so you could see some side boob. Plus super crunchy white lace overskirt.
Oh, and I had velveteen black heels with rhinestone accents to match.
Well, one of my best friends in college dated a guy for two years before he came out. She always used to bitch that he would only do doggy-style.
At least she got that. I wasted 3 years and didn’t even get bad sex. It just hit me, I was a teenage beard. Sweeet.
Nice rhinestone shoes. I just had some white satin shoes with a clip on rhinestone bow. No accents for me.
So, gay boyfriend, sucky shoes, and no blackberry. Oh, and over 30.
Gay prom date, cheesy shoes, and no blackberry, and over 30 also here…
It’s enough to make me feel violent. I want to watch a kung fu movie and find Brandon Davis.
ROFL at all of y’alls comments!! I haven’t actually typed ROFL in at least 3 years. Esp. at jujubees - gay prom date girls - unite!!
I am ashamed to admit that I’m well into my 20s and still haven’t developed a real, actual gaydar. My mind just can’t connect “gay behaviors” with gay sexual attraction. Like what, just because that one guy thinks sequins are cool, he wants to kiss other guys? Huh?
Me too. They had a semi funny skit about just that on SNL. Rachel Dratch kept trying to hook up with clearly gay men.
After my gay boyfriend and I broke up, everyone told me they could have told me that. Ummmm, helllooo, could not one of you actually told me that? Friggin family, who needs em.
i hear ya. family is why i drink. and it’s friday, so pour me a tom’s johns beard and lets get crackalackin.
I’m a recovering gay prom date gal as well! :) All the signs were there…I was just fighting the gaydar, lol.
Regardless, JC is completely gay.
Sorry to break the news, but he’s not gay. I love how every gay blogger says he’s gay. Wishful thinking, bbs. He fucks everything with a skirt and he has more girlfriends than any man I know. But I would have to say he plays with men sometimes.