Tila Tequila, the STD-ridden reality show loser who does the GLBT community no favors, is clearly delusional. At last night’s Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru, she announced that she played an integral part in California dropping the ban on gay marriage:

[The legalization of gay marriage] is because of me ??? I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.

We’re sure the Supreme Court took one look at Tila performing fellatio on a pickle and being passed around in a family hot tub orgy and thought, “You know what? This gay marriage stuff isn’t so bad after all. Looks like good clean fun.”


Jun 12, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 16 Responses
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Comments (16)

No. 1 SnackySmores says:

I have to get some of the crack she’s been smoking.

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 11:01 am
No. 2 Lale! says:

I am going to go out on a limb and add that Tila’s presence on MTV has also had an effect on the repeal of the blue laws that govern my fine State of Colorado. Starting in July, we’ll be able to buy liquor on Sundays. Thanks, Ms. Tequila! You’re really helping to make this the fine country it wants to be!

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 11:28 am
No. 3 Run-DMS says:

“… performing fellatio on a pickle …”
And by “pickle” you mean “pickle”, right? Right?

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 11:59 am
No. 4 NIKKI says:

yes, i sw=aw the infamous pickle sucking. i mean, if you’re meeting your potential BF’s/GF’s family, sucking on a pickle at dinner with everyone in attendance really puts on a stellar impression!

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 1:37 pm
No. 5 someone called cooter says:

OMG whore. Get over yourself.

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 2:25 pm
No. 6 kate says:

i just vomited in my mouth… oops… and again on my shirt.

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 2:40 pm
No. 7 ManBearPig says:

“You are a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.”

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 3:13 pm
No. 8 Keeblerkahn says:

I wonder what color the sky is in her little world. What color is whore?

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 4:43 pm
No. 9 Lale! says:

Kate, thank you for upgrading a tired old phrase. You just made it funny again!

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 4:45 pm
No. 10 Anonynous says:

You know, I wouldn’t take that quote seriously, it honestly sounds like she was joking. o_O Geez you guys, geez.

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 6:02 pm
No. 11 kate says:

This is Tila we’re talking about Anonymous… The girl thinks she shits diamonds. She is her biggest promoter because no one else gives 2 shits about her.

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 6:04 pm
No. 12 kittens says:

Shitting diamonds might be a tad painful, but she has got to be kidding about what she has done for the gay community other then prove that she is a selfobssed TRY-sexual whore.. Sorry I don’t find her sexual liberated - I find her slutty and pretty stupid.

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 6:20 pm
No. 13 180 says:

poor tila.. resorting to this to extend her 15 minutes in the spotlight…

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 9:06 pm
No. 14 S says:

Oh, go suck a pickle!

Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 10:10 pm
No. 15 Jessicakes says:

I believe this was taken out of context. She was just saying that her show has helped make bisexuality more accepted. But she does not take any credit for the ban on gay marriage! LMAO

Posted: Jun 13, 2008 at 6:18 am
No. 16 Scarlett says:

Jessicacakes: Are you her rep or something? Wait, silly question, who would represent her?

Posted: Jun 13, 2008 at 4:23 pm
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