Tila Tequila, the STD-ridden reality show loser who does the GLBT community no favors, is clearly delusional. At last night's Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru, she announced that she played an integral part in California dropping the ban on gay marriage:
[The legalization of gay marriage] is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.
We're sure the Supreme Court took one look at Tila performing fellatio on a pickle and being passed around in a family hot tub orgy and thought, "You know what? This gay marriage stuff isn't so bad after all. Looks like good clean fun."
[Source]
Editor
I have to get some of the crack she's been smoking.
I am going to go out on a limb and add that Tila's presence on MTV has also had an effect on the repeal of the blue laws that govern my fine State of Colorado. Starting in July, we'll be able to buy liquor on Sundays. Thanks, Ms. Tequila! You're really helping to make this the fine country it wants to be!
"… performing fellatio on a pickle …"
And by "pickle" you mean "pickle", right? Right?
yes, i sw=aw the infamous pickle sucking. i mean, if you're meeting your potential BF's/GF's family, sucking on a pickle at dinner with everyone in attendance really puts on a stellar impression!
OMG whore. Get over yourself.
i just vomited in my mouth… oops… and again on my shirt.
"You are a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
I wonder what color the sky is in her little world. What color is whore?
Kate, thank you for upgrading a tired old phrase. You just made it funny again!
You know, I wouldn't take that quote seriously, it honestly sounds like she was joking. o_O Geez you guys, geez.
This is Tila we're talking about Anonymous… The girl thinks she shits diamonds. She is her biggest promoter because no one else gives 2 shits about her.
Shitting diamonds might be a tad painful, but she has got to be kidding about what she has done for the gay community other then prove that she is a selfobssed TRY-sexual whore.. Sorry I don't find her sexual liberated - I find her slutty and pretty stupid.
poor tila.. resorting to this to extend her 15 minutes in the spotlight…
Oh, go suck a pickle!
I believe this was taken out of context. She was just saying that her show has helped make bisexuality more accepted. But she does not take any credit for the ban on gay marriage! LMAO
Jessicacakes: Are you her rep or something? Wait, silly question, who would represent her?
LMAO.
Are you people as dense as you sound? It's obviously sarcasm. 15 minutes or no 15 minutes - she looks good and she's getting paid more than any of ever will. Please try to keep your comments witty and less childish, I come here to laugh not rage.
Suckaduck: All that really matters is getting paid enough and looking good? Integrity, respect, etc. not on the agenda I suppose? Getting paid to be tacky and disgusting is nothing I would ever want nor wish for.
It's fine and dandy whenever you homosexuals prance Hollywood's seedy streets adorned in gaudy flamingo feathers, and yet you become downright demonic when a goofy heterosexual chick makes an idiotic prounouncement no one will remember tomorrow. As the ever-philosophical "suckaduck" reminds us, let's "…come here to laugh [sic] not rage."
Every one of you are living testament to the fulfillment of biblical prophecy. This is all so predictable–almost to the point of humor. What say we laugh together?