Who is that amazingly hairy man behind them doing the "photo bunny ears"?? Or is that the Richard Nixon peace pose? Or a double-Lohan? Those two fingers have so many meanings these days.

Either way, if those are the forearms, I'm afraid to think what the rest looks like. Yowza.

what c'mon janice! you gotta love a guy with a sweater.

i wonder what hair color is acceptable to cord. Is he just anti-blonde, or are there more colors

Just makes those Sharpie eyebrows stand out more than usual. Don't think she's pretty, but when she smiles, you can't miss her mom.

Is the Bunnie-ears a shout out to Mollygood? YEAH!!

It's true! The sharpness of her eyebrows, combined with the fact that her eyes are part-closed makes it look like she has two sets of eyebrows. Or two sets of eyes.

Man, this photo is weird!!

I see they've added more accessories to the Mrs. Potato Head toy.

Yeah Kitchy, I was thinking those Robin Williams arms belonged to Cord and that was just his way of saying "HI" to us.

I can see her incredibly masculine mother when she smiles. Kinda. That and one of Satan's minions.

is that one rumor? i thought it was scout

It's Rumer. Scout's jaw isn't quite so Texas-sized.

oh i though rumor was pulling a gijane look as of late

the gi jane look kind of made more sense on her. This hair looks kind of like doll hair.

Her hair is either a wig or Britney-type extensions.

Site timed out again. I get the feeling we're overloading it with comments. UPGRADE!

It worked for Ashlee Simpson, sort of. Right?

The nosejob worked better.

i think a nosejob on rumer might just draw more attention to the vast, bare expanses of chin and forehead

Really, Kitch, I think the nose job made her chin even more Leno-esque!

Hi, lale! Rhymes with BALE!

hahaha, poor little Rumer. She has a good body but her face is a very unforunate mix of Bruce and Demi. Her dad is Bruce so that makes her ok in my book until she starts pulling a britney/paris/lindsay.

she needs a chin job

Kitchy, on behalf of the rest of Texas, we are insulted. That chin is like South America big. Sorry South America.

juju- i was born and raised in texas and that is a texas sized chin for sure. ; )

I apologize, Juju. You're right.

lol, you must have forgotten the motto, Don't mess with Texas. And no people, there is no basement in the Alamo.

In Canada, we use chins like that as shelter in snow storms. In summer, they double as shade providers.

Juju: I learned that from Pee Wee's Big Adventure!

All I know is that I've been sent to spread the message - "God Blessed Texas."

Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be, but all my ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

Lisa 1, all of lifes lessons can be learned in Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I'm a loner, a rebel.

My husband and always joke about the truck commercials here. They have all these special, "Texas Edition", trucks.

When you need a truck that's Texas size. And there are always cowboys. I'm sorr, I've never seen a cowboy in Dallas. Unless it's fair time.

I do see a lot of implants (texas sized) and designer purses. They should have breat implant commercials.

WHen you need Texas sized boobies.

yes but everything in texas is big so her chin is texas sized. it's not a shot at texans. ; )

Breat or breast, either way.

Hi Lisa! It sounds like "Lolly," though. Old nickname and the first person to put it in writing was not a champion speller. It stuck, though!

really i always thought it was lale.. like al, wiht an l. i like lale as lolly. cute nickname

i miss ordering texas doubles from wendy's. here they're called 1/4 cheeseburger…the first time i tried to order a texas double when i moved to arizona they looked at me like i had just sprouted britney spears from my head.

I'd look at you crazy too with Britney sticking out of your head. Just don't cry when I tell you this, the burger is back. Shhhhh, shhhhh, there now. You can never have too much meat, imo.

i have a texas sized ass…or as sir mix alot would say "little in the middle but she got much back". LOL, too many texas doubles for me.

I like my ladies with a little moose in their caboose.

Juju, I live near Dallas…all the cowboys are in Fort Worth. Dallas is so pretentious…

…oh, and I like the red head, personally.

OMG, so true. Sometimes I just want to yell, THIS IS NOT LA. I sometimes feel out of place when I pull in with my hot minivan next to all those Mercedes. There are only 4 kind of cars allowed

Lexus
Mercedes
Hummer
BMW

that's why we live in Arlington. :)

with our Mazda and Chevy

lale's back! YEE HAW!

i need to say something. drew barrymore has a chin problem, ok, i don't care how hot she is. yeah she's bizarrely naive for her age but the chin is an item. and so is reese's chin. reese, my friend, that's more than a heart shaped face, right, that's an effing pickaxe.

point here being that rumer's chin ought to work out just fine for her. but you guys are right she needs to lighten up the eyebrows! who is this unknown maniac giving eyebrow advice to the young starlets? it can be the Making-People-Blind Item… I'll put money on it being White Oprah.

Most of the men I know, including myself, prefer brunettes.

(leon phelps voice) oooooh. it's a gentleman. i got my courvacier right here.

Of course Rumer's chin will work fine for her. Assuming she pursues a career as a human satellite dish, that chin will work GREAT.

Or she could take over for Jay Leno. I know Conan is supposed to do it, but I think they should keep the chin tradition alive.

BTW, love Texas toast.

All toast should come in large buttered chunks.mmmm.

She's chintastic.

She's toast-tastic

lale, where ya been? I was looking for you earlier. I too thought it was "lale=Bale." You sure fooled us. ;)

i'm still gonna say it wrong. i have spent several minutes in the last few months thinking about how pretty a name it was.

I never knew of somebody that did so little to get all this attention, but I guess that chin makes up for the lack of achievements/disappointments in this early stage of her life.

really? cuz paris did way less before her attention started.

Rumer has been in movies since childhood and rather than brazenly carving out a spot in the limelate dancing ontop or tables and famous men she was born into it, deservedly or not.

i contradicted myself… lol

my point was that shes been in movies ect.. paris was only famous cuz shes a slut.

Who's the chick next to her? Is she famous? I feel like I should know who she is.

Now I got it; it's that Scary Movie chick. Why do I waste my brain cells with these things?

I think Rumer actually looks pretty cute here. The hair does indeed distract from the chin.

I've never been to Fort Worth. My Dallas-ian husband and Dallas-ian in-laws won't take me there on the grounds that it's too far to drive . . . :-P (what all of five feet away?)