The New York Daily News reports that John Mayer, fresh out of a relationship with Jessica Simpson, is now setting his sights on Penelope Cruz (annoyingly called "Pen" below).
Pen and her new bff, Shakira, attended an after-party at Hollywood hot spot Parc following John's June 10 concert, according to our witness.
But Shaki was nowhere to be found when John was spotted entering Penelope's digits into his phone.
Shrewd move, Mayer. Everyone knows the quickest way to anger a rich Texan is to be welcoming to a Hispanic immigrant.
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A bartender at W Hotel told me Mayer came in once, sat on his own and placed his own CD on the table trying to attract chicks and everyone thought he was a loser. That and he willingly dated the tranny Simpson. Nuff said, "Pen" won;t touch that dickhead.
Is John Mayer GAY?!
WOW…PC seems to date A LOT of different men. Just sayin'.
you know. my fiance worked as a sound guy at a big concert venue in boston. He said John Mayer did 2 sound checks, a sound check adn then a second with "100 hott girls" chosed from the audience by his manager and then a special few were given bas/backstage priveleges.
skeeze
Sure enough she's a professional beard.
she's kinda know as a beard, and possibly a lesbian herself. i wouldn't be too terribly surprised if it actually happens.