she's looking good for a fat chick. unless they're super-imposing her face from the "lucky" video…she is looking a bit computer-generated, a bit sims-like if you will.

this song totally makes me wanna strip off my clothes and dance on my boss' lap and he's not even hot.

The song actually isnt that bad, for a "dance" song. And the video isnt as bad as her vma performance but I didnt really need to see her flabby ass shakin like a bowl of jello either.

ok…i'm totally turned on by this vid and song now. there is no doubt that brit is now the new queen of camp-pop! she is the new gay icon! love her all over again…love the uncomfortable dance moves, the slightly-embarrassed looking male model, the we're-hiding-a-train-wreck-of-a-shoot lighting, the constant shots of a stunt ass that obviously doesn't belong to our girl brit…fabulous…just fabulous! move aside "irreplaceble" and beyonce…i found my new song/video of the decade!! and if y'all think i'm kidding, well, you don't know me!

i don't like the video or the song but i wouldn't go so far as to call her fat, thick is the word i'd use. actually, she looks more like an average woman now, before she was your typical hollywood idea of how a woman should look.

This is gonna sound crazy but this song is always on the Radio when I am driving out to see my son and it has kind of grown on me.

I had it stuck in my head the other day and just walking down the street kept having irresistible urges to start doing stripper moves around light posts. So this video seems really on point to me.

You're all going to hell. In a hand basket. And this is the song that Lucifer will use to soundtrack your torment. reminding you what you did to deserve eternal damnation in the first place. Do not encourage her, y'all.

I think it was nice they gave her a pole to hang on to so she didn't fall over.

(And as a fat chick… I'd kill to have a body like that.)

I'm not watching this until I've had a few Tom-Ba shots. OK, whose turn is it to bait Cord into "Besting" us?

Alright, I'll admit it…I like the damn song.

*cowering in shame*

However, both of the wigs she is wearing in this video sicken me.

Bedbugsandballyhoo,
Do have a tomba shot on me.
Best,
April

bb&b, not mine, I got my Besting/yawning yesterday.

deimos, go for it. :)

can we examine these pictures? she looks like a 4 year old having a tempertantrum. Adults dont cry like that.

Where's juju? I think she's overdue for a besting.
Thanks April, one down, one to go.

I'll give it a shot…
Cord, how can make fun of the young people's music like that? You know anyone over 18 doesn't know what is (insert word of choice here describing how cutting edge teenagers are).
It's so hard to do when I agree with him completely on this. Damn convictions! They're always getting in the way.

Can someone explain to me the premise behind the blonde britney in that video? What was her purpose? Once again, Brit Brit leaves me with a feeling of "ehhh???"

Back on track here..Brit still has the (trashy)
"it" thing going on though…anyone agree???

I can't stand to look at here, because I feel embarrassed for both of us. But the song has a good beat, and you can dance to it.

And that is my official, "Rate-a-Record" commentary. Are y'all too young to remember American Bandstand? I know I am such an old fart (especially since Denise15 reminded me yesterday). I actually remember Madonna's AB debut.

i have no idea what you're talking about grandma ;)

seriously though, who's this madonna woman?

Shit, did I leave my dentures on your coffee table when we were cuddling the other night?

I'm thinking brown weave for Halloween now, after having seen this trainwreck of a video.

::involuntary shudder::

Please excuse me while I go rinse out my eyes with bleach, k?

i'd love to try for a best but cord has made it clear he has no interest in "besting" me. he only has eyes for you evil.

Bleached eyes?

We're goin' hoppin' (Hop!)
We're goin' hoppin' today
Where things are poppin'(Pop!)
The Philadelphia way
We're goin' drop in (Drop!)
On all the music they play
On the Bandstand

I liked Band Stand but LOVED Sooooul Traaain

Suddenly I have the urge to say things like, "Heavens to Betsy!" and "You can't get blood from a stone." My new mission: "Make Old People Speak The New Chic."

It's kind of easy, deimos. The usual ingredients are:

1) Express surprise at how he could possibly have the opinion he does, then explain your opinion, backed up with a fact, if possible.

2) Call him by name.

3) Being groundlessly certain ALWAYS helps.

4) Extoll the virtues of any/all of the following:

–David Beckham
–Victoria Beckham
–Makeup
–Expensive shoes
–Christian Bale
–Westerns starring black people

Go get your "Best," deimos.

Bless your little pea-picking heart, BB&B, that's just a lost cause, I swan.

i'll have to do it on another thread, i can't argue with him on this one.

After the guy at the end says "you're going to have to remove me, cause I'm not going anywhere" it sounds like he says "whore" instead of more. LOL

Don't worry, you'll get your chance. Also, I have been "Bested" before when I have basically agreed with him, so that's not really a good barometer either.

i would add dont tell cord your baiting him.. he wont bite. you have to piss him off.

hes so cute when hes pissed

I know, isn't he? I just picture those sweet, pillowy lips are puckered up in a pout.

le sigh…

he's even cuter when he's got his trannie wig and a dress on.

i'm still mad at cord for not "besting" me for correcting him yesterday. heartbreaking bastard.

I talk about shoes all the time…I think Cord has me on mute after the "Soldier pay" incident. He hopes I died long ago in the dessert, but I am still alive! Take that, Cord, you varmint!

ooxxXOlittlexoolittleo,
Best,
bedbugsandballyhoo

what does it say about me, a straight women engaged to a (surprise) man, that i agree with you james?

i even told him he was sexually frustrated yesterday and nothing.

go ahead and take another little piece of my heart baby

And this song has now been stuck in my head for…lets see…40 minutes? Grrreeeeat.

You know you got it, if it makes you feel good.

i'm on a janis joplin trip this morning, i'm sulking about cord's lack of love for me. ;)

She's the chick to listen to if you're in a man-hatin' mood.

i think blonde britney is supose to be her innocent side watching her bad girl side dance…stupid concept.

oh shit, that was on topic. what the hell is wrong with me?

Shake it off, deimos.

I am with Suger- it's a good thing BritBrit has a stripper pole to cling to so she wouldn't fall over :-(

"what does it say about me, a straight women engaged to a (surprise) man, that i agree with you james?"

that you're a gay man trapped in a woman's body april. don't worry…it's a common condition here on the east coast.

This is my ringtone on my new crackberry. I call it that becuase I'm old and shit. My husband cringes when it comes on but I can't help and drop it like it's hot.

It makes me want to grab my gay boyfriend, James, and party like it's 1999. There's a meeting in the ladies room, who's bringing the coke?

I didn't understand Denise15's connection between calling her blackberry a crackberry and being old. Do old people talk about crack a lot? Do they do more crack than young people?

Let the music play, he won't get away. Just keep to groovin', and then he'll come back to you again.

Oh Gawd…I think Miss South Carolina is back…under new management. Convo is a dead give away.

I'll be your freakazoind, come on and wind me up, baby.

I don't get why that's old people talk too. What's the new buzz word for the Blacberry. I still can't figure out how the hell to work alot of the functions. I keep hanging up on people when I just want to answer the phone.

I just want to press the talk key but it's all, answer, yes or no? What? Just let me press the button becuase when you give me choices I get scared.

Crackberry is the old people speak for Blackberry. True story…

lord that denise girl is having a bigger impact on mollygood than britney and lindsay combined. shocking.

Just don't talk any smack about Jennifer Aniston, she's like the patron saint of bitter women everywhere, true story.

Who wants to go jitterbugging with me tonight? I'll make us all some nice Sasperilla floats.

Well, the poor girl is obviously starved for attention…why not help her out?
ET, I'll be your date down at the dance hall tonight. Can we hit the Bingo Parlor before hand?

Wait, we have to hit the early bird specials first. I'm not paying full price damgummit.

I hope my ticker can stand all this excitement. I'm going to need to bring my nitroglycerin tabs.

Can we be home by 6pm. I need to get up at 5 am so I can putter around and start complaining early.

Well, I'm headed out to the beauty parlor to get my weekly shampoo, blue rinse and tease so I'll be ready for my date tonight.

BeA she reminds of a Weeble…

*weebles wobble but they don't fall down!… at least not if they edit it right*

I just need to run out to the market for some prunes. Can I borrow your plastic hair bonnet? I just set my hair in pins, and I don't want anyone to see (hee,hee).

What the hell? Was this video made with a handi-cam? I hate her.

Juju, I have to disagree. Bridget Moynahan is the patron saint of bitter women everywhere, and I love her for it. ;)

I don't know Cait, Bridget is a bit new to the game, Jennifer has been bitter for years now.

jen is just bitter because she realized that the only reason people cared about her is because of brad.

come on jen addicts, hit me with all you got.

are there jen addicts on this site? otherwise, deimos, that comment is begging for a tourist or two

tourists are fun. ;)

Get your passport stamps out everyone, the tourists are coming…

I think Bridget is going to be the next Jen Aniston in the "bitter" dept. What about Denise Richards. She seems super bitter…or atleast super psycho.

I think Bridget does bitter with class. Love her. Denise is just a crazypants.

Denise is the Courtney brand of crazy. You can't predict or control that kind of crazy. I'd never fear a knife in the back from Jen or Bridget.

Denise is going to throw a laptop at your head and then babyfishmouth will jump your ass and infect you with her herps.

Plus, you don't want to get the Sambora Taint on you.

Shit, juju, I just had lunch.

Oh, gross! I think Bridget is a closet crazy. I dunno. She just seems vindictive…and I love it! I do not, however, like Denise.

I think the big difference is, Bridget would take you to lunch and slip the xlax in your iced tea.

Denise would take you to lunch and have sex with your boyfriend in the bathroom.

And accidentally on-purpose leave the door open.

Bridget would take you to lunch like a well-bred lady, and then poison you, all the while smiling.

Denise would take you to lunch and then lunge across the table at you, unsure whether to make out with you or publicly accuse you of participating in Satanic rituals.

And Denise would be frantically looking for the "chapstick" in her purse the whole time.

I NEED TO MOISTURIZE, my nasal passages.

Come on. She's not "fat".

whos not "fat"? are you referring to the britney? i thought we were sufficiently off post topic.

I'm never going to get to watch this video. Cord is being way too agreeable today.
Cord, I thought you used to like Brit-Twit. So you don't like her anymore because she had two kids and got dumpy? I"m sure she still has the same super sexy personality. Maybe even more so now. You shouldn't judge her on her looks like that. And her music has always been crap, so nothing has changed there.

Is the slightly balding guy in the audience in her video the same guy on SUNSET TAN? (the manager)

But it's GOOD crap, bb&b, sort of like how Taco Bell tastes like the finest foie gras when you're wasted.