Ok, for real. That is one nom-able baby.

I read somewhere that there was/is an evolutionary advantage for babies to look like their fathers. Something about the dad knowing it is his and taking care of it. This, of course, was before Maury was invented.

Darling baby. Rediculous parents.

NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Cute kid. I'm still waiting for some star to give birth to the elephant baby. Kind of a cross between Kuato from Total Recall and DJ Qualls. I have my fingers crossed for it to be Paris.

Is anyone else sick to death of seeing these types of photos?? It's really sad that these parents pimp out their babies for money.

I don't understand why they don't wait a few months until their babies are looking cuter and can actually open their eyes for a few minutes. What you say is true Lisa, my baby looked just like my husband when she was an infant. So much so that my mother felt weird changing her diaper. Now she looks much more like me, except of course when she is pissed.

But then who would we make fun of Kittenpaw?

True. Continue the baby pimping.

I'd like to see a whole new pose for these baby pictures. Being held by mommy and a sleeping baby is boring. Show it screaming, or barfing. Put the parents in their jammies with messed up hair. Not an angelic sleeping thing. And yeah. They all look the same. Except Jamie Lynn's baby. She looks like a He.

And ps… Jessica looks like she's made of plastic in this picture.

Seriously, what is the deal every single young attached female celebrity being pregnant practically at the same time?

It's wierd, I'm going to have an assload of babies to compare with mine as they get older. Usually it seems like celebrity babies are born and the next month they're 2 years old.

Kate says:

And ps… Jessica looks like she’s made of plastic in this picture.
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That's because she is plastic, well at least her personality is.

Am I the only one who's tired of the implication that "natural" childbirths are somehow better?

Maybe I'm just spiteful because it's Jessica Alba, and everything about her makes me tired.

I agree that the baby is cute, but her saying "Being a mom is a miracle" reminds me a Bill Hicks bit where he says having a baby is no more of a miracle than eating food and having a turd come out your ass. That it's a chemical reaction, that's all. He goes on to say, "It's not a miracle if every nine months any yin yang in the world can drop a litter of these mewling cabbages on our planet."

I would like my 'slaw made with mewling cabbage, please.

Lily the Pink, I love you! I want that saying printed on every card, onsie, and baby rag that I have to pass out to people at their baby showers. I am so bitter!!!

Right on Lily! I think of Bill Hicks every time I hear someone use the term "Miracle" to describe our basic biological function.
..and Kate, let's see a photo of 'em holding her up by the ankles like a freshly caught bass!

Lily you rock. And so does Bill Hicks.

"George Bush says 'we are losing the war on drugs'. Well you know what that implies? There's a war going on, and people on drugs are winning it! Well what does that tell you about drugs? Some smart, creative motherfuckers on that side."

These new baby contracts include pictures of the babies first holidays and such. Why can't these celebs take a page from the Salma Hyek/Milla Jovavich handbook and just keep their family life private. These are the same celebrities who continue to come up with new inventive ways to make cash. I am surprised Heidi Montag hasn't jumped aboard the wagon yet. Milla Jovavich has the most adorable baby (after my own of course) you should check sweet Ever out.