The D-List Derby

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Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker put himself through hell at this weekend’s Kentucky Derby, where the second-place filly, Eight Belles, was euthanized after breaking both front ankles. It was a tragic ending to a tragic day that was attended by the biggest losers of Hollywood (except, of course, Nigel).

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May 5, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 8 Responses
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Comments (8)

No. 1 maria says:

Who’s the model with adrian?

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 9:10 am
No. 2 Colour Scientist says:

She is an actor from an Australian soapie. Home and Away.

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 9:41 am
No. 3 Colour Scientist says:

I think her name is Isabel Lucas.

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 9:41 am
No. 4 lale says:

I see Larry Birkhead is looking for media attention again. Entertainment Tonight is sure to be on it. Do you think Mary Hart is wincing as she reads her script for tonight? “And Larry Birkhead with an Anna Nicole lookalike… You’re not going to believe this.” Cue the sappy music, and the last time she was there, in a heinous pink getup, and he was her photographer. Mark my words, he’s gonna get press.

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 9:55 am
No. 5 Kitchy says:

He was able to dig up Anna Nicole. I’m impressed.

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 11:07 am
No. 6 LarrySucks says:

I’ve hated Anna Nicole Smith’s sperm donor from day one. Its stunning to watch as he insist on continually shooting himself in the foot by not accepting the fact that his 15 minutes of fame was up a year ago! (A biological father may take their offspring to Robertson Blvd to exploit, but a true dad never would do that to his child)

All Birkhead did was ejaculate inside Anna Nicole Smith and he acts like he’s god’s gift to the public. Get over yourself Larry. People only supported you cause they thought you where a good guy. As more time goes on and you keep on pulling this “Anna and I would have gotten back together” crap with ET cameras on Anna’s grave people are starting to realize that Anna was right about you all along. She died trying to keep her baby the hell away from you!!!

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 11:43 am
No. 7 S a v v y Me says:

I love the the Girls Next Door. They look adorable here. Holly’s my fav!

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 11:45 am
No. 8 Jen says:

All of those hats are ridiculous.

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 1:55 am
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