"I got to admit he's getting better, getting better all the time" dood do dooo…

/seriously though, he doesn't look that bad

just imagine the type of people he's friends with…

christ whitney! let a bitch get some coffee before you start posting pictures of chris crocker.

I just thought of someone else I'd like to ship off to England. Sorry, Billy, pleeeeeeease.

juju, let's forget England and send that kid into orbit.

Where's the beef? Is there beef? I can't believe I just asked that. Ugh. Shoot me. No, no . . . I take that back. Shoot him.

whitney. why? why do you always hurt the people who love you?

I want to smear peanut butter all over his body and lick it off. He's HOT!

you must be on the ledge

Ledge just made me lose a perfectly good rooty tootie fresh and fruity.

why is anyone even taking pictures of him? seriously?

This poor bastard. Maybe he and Perez should hook up. Their sons would be daughters.

Who would dare be those crazy whores baby mama?

If the pay is right, I bet Heidi would do it.

Spencer could take the delivery pictures . I like it. Rent a whore womb.

How much do you think they'd fetch for those baby pics? A quarter, maybe.

He should look into becoming a Scientologist. They have a way of legitimizing crazy.