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Rich white man fight!
Just one day after releasing an attack ad that equates Barack Obama with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – thus calling the Democratic nominee a vapid celebrity – John McCain has been apprised of the news that Rick Hilton, Paris' father, is a big donor to his campaign. Rick gave $4,600 to McCain last March, presumably not expecting that his money would be used to shit all over his own daughter months later. Yay, politics!
Goddamn, there are so many things right with this story.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's the last check Rick sends ShitCain.
Oh man! This is one of those fantasies that one believes one can only dream about. I think I need a cigarette… and I don't even smoke.
As punishment she should carry McCain around for the day or month in one of those pet death traps covered in louis vuitton logos. Slip a god treat or two through the hole to keep him going.
*dog treat
I hardly think that Mccain can make Paris look like a shitstain more than she has already has herself
How long before a lawsuit for unauthorized use of these folks' images? Or did the campaign get permission and then crap on Paris and Britney anyway?
Not that I'm opposed to that.
This is the best news. Two birds with one stone!
bwahaha! Ok, does this mean that we can use Paris in a attack video for McCain?
"This is the kind of children you might have if you support the GOP" …*scary music*
that there is.
And Britney supported Bush as well. Talk about a perfect storm!
Further proof that God has a sense of humor.
I think you mean further proof that there is no god.
I think those *cough* racist Hiltons are just all upset they were likened to a Black man. We all know how they feel about the black folk.
As if Rick Hilton doesn't know his daughter is a complete moron, and a joke to all.
It's like buying cigarettes and then complaining when you get cancer.
$4600 is a big donation? And why 46? Why not 45 or an even 5K?
Kate:
$2300 is the limit an individual can donate to a political campaign, so he probably contributed on behalf of himself and his famewhoring wifey.
These morons all deserve each other (and we as a country deserve better).
Way to go McCain! Stand up to the powers that be! Return that money! Don't be in the pocket of "Big Hilton!" Now you can feel free to speak your mind on the "issues."
What a waste of space you turned out to be, John. I can't believe I voted for you in the primary.
HEE!!!
This is delightful.
this story warms the cockles of my heart…such at it is…
Obama 08 all the way!
I want to have sex with this story, I love it so much.