I believe I predicted Friday as the day that the details come out. Things are looking very well for me…

I am passing up a collection plate. If I can earn enough money to cover the wedding, perhaps I can punch them both in the face- give Ashlee her old nose back, and see if Pete cries first. Then I'll hire Gloria Allred to act as my attorney, and she'll craft a believable case that their assholeicity antagonized me into doing it. Donations, anyone?

I'll give you all the money in my bank account. You are now $30.21 closer to your dream Lale. Punch him once for me too.

Great idea lale. I'll steal some stuff from work and pawn it off so I can send some cash too. If anyone deserves a punch in the face it's those two!

I will totally contribute a 12 pack of Natty Ice to get you into the mood, but you have to kick him in the baby maker so no more Simpson children spring forth from his loins.

Hypothetically speaking, would it be wrong of someone to become a serial killer if they only killed tools like these? It would really be a public service to remove certain people from the gene pool.

Wouldn't the sun just shine a little brighter in a world without Ashlee, Pete, Heidi, Spencer and Paris?

Who's the biggest media whore? Asslee? Chestica? Or Pappa Joe? I'd pity Pete but he has "jerk" written all over his face.

A real life "Dexter" for the annoying celebs? I like it Keebler.

I kinda see "UGLY" all over his face, I pity their unborn children.

maybe you could go undercover as a firebreather. just tell them you were a gift from angelina jolie and then spit fire in their faces accidently. all the eyeliner will probably protect their faces but you'd be able to burn off their pretty hair.