"Do you want to take me away from my wife? Because you can."

Well he is a closet case so perhaps thats what he said to this particular person.

Although i find it difficult to guess who they are talking about because is there anybody in Hollywood who is not on cocaine???

Well, Pam Anderson is widely known to love cocaine… but I think she's actually not married (at least at the moment) and if Tommy Lee (her supposed latest sex-assory) is gay… well… I'd be surprised.

"do you want to make shrinkydinks with my wife? because you can."

do you want to shave kittens with my wife? because you can."

Hey JD. There have been pictures of Tommy Lee making out with guys so that is not completely out of the question, but I would think he would be more bi than gay. But you are right, she is not married at the moment, but tomorrow is another day so there is always a chance the queen bimbo could do it yet AGAIN!

What? She relies on him to meet guys? Like, as in, "Hey my friend over there thinks you're cute. I know it looks like we're together but we're not, eugh, no!! I would totally never get with that… but anyway you can, if you don't mind being named in our divorce?"

Oh I forgot to do one of these. OK, here we go.

"Do you want to marry, humiliate, completely reject and then become a walking personal ad for my wife? Because you can."

"Do you want to cry yourself to sleep with my wife? Because you can."

Niiiiice.

do you want to have a casual drink with my wife, slowly work your way up to dinner, and maybe possibly build a long term relationship built on trust and understanding? because you can.

Do you want to be my wife's partner on Dancing with the Stars, because you can.

Do you want to pee in my eyes with my wife? Because you can.

"Do you want to rim my wife? Because you can." Obviously…

"Do you want to go into the yard and look for the shiniest beetle with my wife? Because you can."

Sorry, Andrew. I totally got it.

“Do you want to discuss existentialism my wife? Because you can.”

"Do you want to debate the homosexual subtext of The Hardy Boys with my wife? Because you can."

OOooh. I like that one, BootsieGee.

Golf clap for BootsieGee.

"Do you want punch Katie Perry in the face after she kisses my wife? Because you can."

Damn you Bootsie. You killed my creativity with that one.

You're on fire today, lisa!

wow, bootsie, you nailed it.

Jada and Will?
Katie and Tom?
Kelly Preston and John Travolta?
Jordan and Peter Andre?
Joey Lawrence and wife? hahahaha

"Do you wanna WHOA! my wife? Because you can. WHOA!"

In honor of Dei and Kitch (from the last installment of Guess that Bleep):

- Do you want to squish kitten my wife? Because you can.

- Do you want to George Clooney my wife? Because you can.

"Do you want to be depicted on the cover of New Yorker as a muslim extremist fist-bumping a militaristic version of my wife? Because you can."

I just felt if it was OK to depict them that way, that it would be OK to imply Michelle is a cocaine-loving actress whose finest role is that of beard for her closeted husband.

do you want to fuck my bowflex? because you can.

Do you want to discuss what was really going on in the Mystery Machine with Fred, Daphne and Velma with my wife? Because you can.

This is fun Cord. Good idea.

Do you want to ::TRAIN WHISTLE:: my wife? Because you can.

Do you want to buy a grilled cheese sandwich that looks like my wife? Because you can.