Damn it! I guessed, Tom Cruise. And I for one think Elijah looks cute in his garanimals. And I can't help but wonder if there is extra fabric near his man parts or maybe he's hiding an elf in his pants.

Dude, that is how French Hobbits wear their shirts. Philistine.

I had to come back and make there that was some type of shirt and not an ascot. I have strong feelings about ascots.

Speaking of, FASHION! I understand ANTM will be premiering tonight. And I've got my bedazzled, Team Noted Photographer Nigel Barker, t-shirt ready to go. Will we be doing some kind of wrap up/recap this cycle? I understand they do cycles instead of seasons because of the fierocity of it all.

But we love to talk smack about it the next day and end up taking over some other poor post which deserves more respect. I just need a day to get over the constant use of, FIERCE!. And then I'm good.

HE ALSO CAN'T AFFORD AN IRON. BROWN ULGY BELT.
I THOUGH HOBBITS HAD HANDLERS

Teeny-tiney Frodo arms.

Finally, a site where those who love horses and women with horse faces can find love. Are Hillary Swank and SJP the spokesmodels?

Also I should not there was a link to some horsey loving site because they will take it down and I'll just be standing around here looking like a crazy ass. As usual. Carry on then.

Spokesequines, please. Juje, sometimes you are so narrow minded.

I apologize. Save your letters equine lovers.

As someone with short arms ("hobbit arms", if you will) herself, trust me, it's tough to find shirts with arms that are short enough, especally button-down shirts. I mean, I wear XL child-size coats sometimes because the arms don't extend past my fingers. I feel his pain.

That's why God invented tailors.

I go to tailors. It's still a pain in the ass, because I also am hobbit-height (OK, not really, but even the "short" pants have to be hemmed, which, again, pain in the ass). Y'know what tailors can't fix though? Button-down shirts with arms that are too long AND the fact that the damn shirt gapes in the middle because you have a big rack.

em: but you probably have a 9-5er at least and aren't (I dunno maybe you are - in which case, can I have some?) worth eleventy billion dollars and have life assistants and junk. So, you have an excuse, you know?

I hear you on the rack thing - You either look like a marshmallow or have to safty pin the shit out of the shirt.

I glanced and thought he was wearing a sweet, sweet ascot.

I feel like ascots should almost always be paired with a pencil-thin mustache. Is that just me?

Its not just you, Lisa. That is a match made in heaven.

Au contraire, I believe the too-big shirt is appropriately emo in this case.

nice site Lisa