Holy shit, there's the Stefani post…right on schedule.

Seriously, ET, he is just phoning it in today!

Ok. Taking bets on who's next.

i'm going to have to go with another britney post, she did just get out of court after all.

I think we may be due for a Beyonce or Tyra post.

Oh dear. I hope Beyonce didn't style her hair too Caucasian.

i would never spend that much money on a stroller that's just going to get snot,puke,food and god knows what else all over it 10 minutes after i put the baby in it.

KITCHY, Motherfucking besting going on in the Ricky Martin link!

Oh fuck…I predicted this this morning. Cord…you cut me, …you cut me deep, man. And the circle is complete.

I knew someone said Stefani post today, I just couldn't remember who.

Quick, someone else a naked Reynolds post.

That really did say "Quick, someone predict a naked Reynolds post" in my head.

Oh Kitchy…that was brilliant! Will you have my baby?

Sure, why not? It's not like I've never stretched my vagina and shit on a delivery table before.

This stroller looks just plain evil. It's got to be hot as hell in the summer. Poor thing will turn into a turducken on a hot day.

you'd think a $900 stroller wouldn't look so ghetto.

What bothers me is that silver would match her outfit better.

well, we all know stefani isn't really into the whole matching thing.

You know, I could go for a Pam Anderson post to round out a Thursday afternoon. Just sayin'

i think i'm having nicole ritche withdrawls…

Yes, we need something saying Nicole's somehow special because she can walk in high heels while pregnant.

Congrats on the BestCording, sorry I am late.

It really has been one of the Best days ever.

F is for friends who do things together
U is for you and me
N is for anything and any time at all
Down here in the deep blue sea

You are a Spongebob lovah, too! Oh now that is really too much.

oooh, who lives in a pineapple
under the sea…

F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium…. BOMBS!!

Yellow, absorbant and porous is he!

Only thing is I don't have kids/plausable reason for watching the show. Other than it is Awesome!

Oh, I forgot, in my moment of heartbreak, and rebound, Suckfani's stuff that she does, you know records and puts out for public consumption, is so horrendous, I don't even classify it as music.

N IS For NO SURVIVORS…

I think Spongebob is a lot like Peewee's Playhouse from back in the day. Geared to adults AND kids(lots of fun whether you're baked or not.)

I highly recommend Fairly Oddparents as well.

I love Fairly Oddparents. "School's Out The Musical" with it's subtle political satire is great. "We're Pixies, We're Pixies, Check out our mad wicked mixies."

I wish I had a friend like Timmy Turner when I was a kid. No, actually, I really wish I had magical fairies helping me every day. :-)

Why does the kid have a damn combover? And why can't he wear a shitty Target shirt, like a normal boy, just once?

really? I HATE The Fairly Oddparents. Spongebob is hilarious though.

oh, and think about how BLINDED people must be by that reflective gold!
I think it's ugly anyway…

I am OVER Gwen…I am pretty sure her CAREER is finished, too!

900 bucks on a stroller? why?

Lets see… My household income is just over 200,000 before taxes and I bought my baby a 350.00 stroller. Gwen makes how much more money than me?!?!?!? If you worked out who spent more on a stroller I probably did, actualy the mom who makes 40,000 a year and bought a Graco probably spent more than Gwen did LOL

yea i spend more money on purses!

Oh, Kitchy, you bring back such memories. My step-daughter wore out her SpongeBob Season 1 DVD set when she first got it years ago. Husband and I used to sing that second verse at the top of our lungs. Plankton's the shit.

"N" is for no survivors!