He went to "The Cord Jefferson School Of Coming Out."

diss!

I happen to agree that the floors of the women's bathroom are much colder than the men's bathroom. However, I will not reveal how I know this information.

Why would we assume he meant he was drunk & puking? Maybe it was a joke about the gay rumors.

Well, I lay down naked on bathroom floors of all kinds. Just to see how cold they are. Perhaps Jake and I share a hobby?

I don't know about bathroom floors but I can tell you ladies this, don't piss in a urinal. they just get your back all wet.

Speaking of frat-tastic humor, I once peed in a trough behind a bar at a fraternity. I didn't feel like going upstairs.

LOL, I think we could have gotten drunk together. I'm not proud of some of the places I've pissed while drunk. I'm familiar with many alleys in Georgetown.

sounds like he was in on the joke there. what guy pukes in the bathroom while on the floor? Specially frat guys. Don't they puke next to nice cars or on hot chicks?

I actually assumed he meant it as a gay joke as well, pp.

If you can't beat em then make some jokes that will keep people guessing about your sexuality.

juju, I was in G-town Wednesday night =) No peeing in alleys, but I did make friends with a delightful British man.

One of the proudest places I went was on the steets of Boston around 2am holding onto the door of my car with one hand and the jamb with another. Thankfully I had a friend stand there to block the hobos from seeing. Good times.

I've had the feeling for awhile now that Jake's just been having fun with the whole "guess if I'm gay" thing and enjoys feeding into it himself. He's gay, he knows it's commonly accepted knowledge these days, and he gets a kick out of it.

Kinda like Bunnie.

hahahaha, you always need a wing man when you pee outdoors. My fave drunken pee moment was in Peru where we were surrounded by chikens. The chickens over there are evil, TRUE FARKING STORY!

Bunnie taught him well.

Only amatuer's throw up in public restrooms. Aside from that, I'd never, ever sit on a floor of any public restroom, EW!

OK, clearly it is a joke that did not play well.

I agree w/ Kitch. He knows we know, and is clearly jesting.

Mr. T, take that back! I am no amateur!

Obviously kidding, but yeah, recently I've been vomiting a lot. In public. Perhaps I should let the tequila go for awhile.

I just can't quit you!

*sorry, someone had to do it*

I think an amateur pukes in public and then passes out. I think a professional gets right back up and tries to explain themselves with an explanation with a lot of, "I'm not drunk's".

I wanted to use explain twice in my sentence.

When I was a kid, I once peed on an electric fence. That's a mistake you only make ONCE.

OMG, that needs some kind of award. At the very least it should be put on a t shirt.

I think he's straight and he tried to make a joke, but it just didn't work out. Happens sometimes.