You never did appreciate our frank 'gina talk. Maybe Whitney can help you keep from getting all skeeved out about the female sex organ.

I love this cock talk idea. But I'm pretty sure Howard Stern (the radio guy not the anna nicole guy) has that covered.

do you really want to talk about cocks cord? really? you do know you're opening pandora's box right?

There is one even worse, Menopause the Musical, who the hell would go see that??? There are so many plays that you wonder why that play, again?

deimos said "box." Hee, hee.

pandora's box…i can't get away from the vagina talk!

"A-TTACK of the killer va-GINAS!"

I hear pandora's box was pink.

Anyhow, I was just talking to the boyf this morning about how the Vagina Monologues aren't really that shocking, but people are still all offended or shocked by the piece. I mean we got over Madonna's cone boobs, but we still can't take the word vagina?

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It's like when they start that grappling jui-jitsu stuff in the UFC, it's only gay if they make eye contact.
So remember Cord, no eyecontact = not gay.

Gayledi-my friends talked me into seeing Menopause the musical….I dont like musicals normally but it was a damn riot, especially if you are going thru it and can relate.

Nah, that one-trick pony is sooooo over. I'M vagina'd out and I have one.

Really? I could talk about vagina all day! Well mostly becaue I think it is funny how people get all skeeved by the word. Not that I don't also love hoo-ha, vagine, va-jay-jay, etc, and if appropriate, labia and mons pubis. Although I still tell people to suck my dick because suck my clit/twatt whatever, just doens't have the same ring.

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Cord - Lori-Parks has been really busy. Her latest thing i think was 365/365 (she wrote 365 short plays in a year). They've been performed one at a time in a bunch of places, one night only. pretty cool really. i take it you're a top dog/under dog fan?

god i'm a toolbag

Do not fear the vagina, Cord.

I know it is Valentine's and all, but a positive pink box? WHAT?

I am totally in awe of RCDC. All I have for a M'good VD gift is this. Wait, nevermind, I don't want someone accusing me of being a sycophant. Shit, big word. I mean, I don't want someone accusing me of riding Cord's jock.

Thanks Sug, now I have that phrase with the music from, Don't fear the reaper, in my head. MORE COWBELL!

The mere fact that women can find endless interest in hearing each other talk about their stinkboxes just goes to prove that giving them the right to vote was a big mistake.
Hillary's Cunt in 2008!

By the way: the word "shock" doesn't really apply to most people's reaction to "The Vagina Monologues". I'd say it's more like fatigue-kinda like hearing Grampa talk about the good healthy shit he took last week.

jbonz, I'm willing to wager you don't get laid a lot.

burn! jbonz, why so cranky buddy? do you have vagina envy?

Who said "most" people? Anyone?

I don't get it, men get to talk about their genitals all the time, (what they want to stick it into, how big it is, justifying their adjustments, songs about it), and nobody bats and eye.

By the way, I took a big unhealthy shit this morning. It started off all yellow and then half way though turned black. I think I burst a hemorrhoid or something.

Man, did I kill this thread or what? Don't be grossed out, it was a joke. I swear!

Everybody poos, sometimes. At least I wasn't talking about my pink box.

jbonz, now was that really very nice? Hmmm?

Your second comment was pretty hilarious.

jbonz has obviously never had proper cooter.

jbonz got me to thinking.

Actually, the old folks when I was young always felt comfortable talking about any bodily ache and pain.

I try to remember that. And keep that mess to myself.

When someone asks me how I am, I always have that mental reservation that they are not my doctor.

My good Lord, this clip was not that bad.

I have been hearing on my radio at work all day that Jane and that network had to issue apologies.

I found it to be funny. Whatever I have ever felt about her in the past, I have to say, Jane has balls.

The difference is that Grampa didn't sell tickets to his one man "show".

Grandpa wasn't thinking entrepreneurially. Can you get him booked? Get him an agent.

Think about the big picture, Grandpa, you have progeny that need inheritance.

Cord, thanks for the Suzan-Lori reference. Are you, by any chance, dating a theatre dork?

I just read Star Jones was going to be in the show. My vagina feels ashamed now.

My granpappy never took no nothin' from nobody! And granny never got up on a washtub in front of the townsfolk at the Oddfellows hall an' talked about how much her snatch hurt her neither! We's good Christian folk!